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... people, including someone Ye Jiu cared about. Therefore, now really wasn’t the time for her to reveal herself.

Thus, Ye Jiu half-truthfully concocted a small fib, "Last night I had a dream. In the dream, an old deity said that we were fated, so he gifted me a Marrow Cleansing Pill to consume. And when I woke up in the morning, I had become like this, which even scared me."

Prince Jing, "Do you see this face of mine? Does it look like the face of an idiot?"

Ye Jiu shook h ...

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