MTL - The Almighty Men’s Clothes Boss is a Girl - Chapter 1103

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On the first day of school, Wei Ru Song accidentally fell in front of Xiao Nian’s dick. With his girlfriend witnessing this incident and thinking that he was giving another man a blowjob, this led to a series of misunderstandings.

WRS : I’m not gay I’m not gay I’m not gayyyyyyyyyyyy!

XN : Neither am I.

WRS : Seems like we need to come up with a scheme to clear our names now.

XN : Ok.

So…

Counselor : I saw you and that junior doing it in the grass, *cough*, kiddo, please take note and be a bad influence.

WRS : No we just fell accidentally…

Neighbour : Wei Ru Song can you be quieter in bed? We couldn’t sleep the entire night.

WRS : No that was just Xiao Nian giving me a massage ahh…

Gym Teacher : You guys know what you did in the equipment room, go clean the mats!

WRS : Noooooooo that was just the milk I spilt!!!

Finally,

XN : Senior

WRS : Yeah?

XN : Since they already think we’re gay, why don’t we just let this work itself out.

WRS : … Just what I was thinking.

After getting beat within an inch of his life, Yu Tian can only blame himself for committing the ultimate sin of being weak. Lying on the cold ground, he wonders if he should just give up—after all, he was just a servant in a small time sect, even if he managed to drag himself back to the sect, the sect wouldn't waste medicine on a talentless loser like him.But just as he was about to give up, strange numbers started floating in his vision.“This is...” Yu Tian discovers he can suddenly calculate probabilities!“So what if I don't have a Divine grade spiritual root and a Saint Body? So what if my enlightenment is only basic? I’ll calculate my way to immortality!”