MTL - Tales of Herding Gods - Chapter 9 Redfly

"An accident. She's pregnant. How unlucky. She got pregnant in one shot!

Reborn in the cultivation world, Gu Feng becomes the most useless member in the history of his family!He creates the [Shared Flying Sword]!Establishes the [Immortal Sound Live Broadcast]!Initiates [Cave Heaven and Blessed Land Development]!Promotes the [Digitalization of Spirit Stones]!Founds [Qi Refining Local] and [Dao Companion Online]...In a world where people are the knife and he is the fish, he faces daily cunning schemes and crushes the arrogant geniuses!Cultivation starts from squandering... Gu Feng forges an entirely different path in the world of cultivation...

The Apocalypse is in full swing. Defiled - powerful creatures corrupted by the Great Collision - prowled the lands in search of prey. Unfortunately for them, the human race had long since retreated behind the secure walls of the Sanctuary of Everlast. During one of his regular excursions outside the Sanctuary, Alden is separated from Celeste. - his childhood friend and crush. In that moment, he came to regret never summoning the courage to confess. Somehow managing to survive thanks to some trickery, Alden awakens as a mage. Instead of receiving a normal power, he gains the ability to decay. What’s more, during his ascension, he received a vision from his future self advising him not to trust the Asterons - celestial beings who had saved his race from inescapable doom. Normally... such a revelation wouldn’t faze Alden. However, there was only one major problem with the declaration, though. Celeste was bound with an Asteron. And not just any normal Asteron... She had made a pact with one of the Divine Sovereigns.

On the Star Network there is a gourmet food broadcast, where all you can see are a pair of hands. However each dish that this broadcast comes out with is earthshakingly delicious. What’s more, the broadcast anchor’s voice is simply perfect!

With the broadcast’s rising popularity, several food programs extended him an olive branch. When the anchor appeared on screen, as they suspected, he is handsome enough to incur the wrath of both men and gods! The fans licked their screens with increasing frenzy, but after licking a while, they discovered…

Fans:…Wait a minute, isn’t this our fatally-ill idol who hasn’t long to live?

Small Gong: Take these damned nutrient solutions and throw them away! And get me that broadcast anchor!

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