MTL - A Tale of Two Phoenixes - Chapter 14 Three birds with one stone

Have you ever seen a hunter spamming infinite meteors?

That’s me.

It is now 40 years after monsters started appearing in the world and with it, Awakened. Min-Cheol feels that life is unfair, comparing his life to the ones which the Awakened lead. After a scuffle with one of the Awakened, he gains an ability which allows him to have infinite mana.

A huge scandal rocked the Qi family. Young Miss Qi gave birth to triplets before she was married!

Bai Yu traveled to the world of One Piece and activated the strongest swordsman system at the beginning.

No need to practice, swinging a knife will become stronger!

Thus, Bai Yu started his daily routine of wielding a knife.

Swing the knife 1000 times, and get the limit of physical strength – six styles.

Swing the knife 2,000 times to obtain the powerful Qinglong Sword Intent.

Swing the knife 3000 times, get three-color domineering.

General Huang Yuan: Bai Yu is the strongest rookie I have ever seen.

General Aokiji: My freezing ability was directly chopped into pieces by Bai Yu!

General Red Dog: Dangerous! My marshal position is about to change!

Hawkeye: Bai Yu is the number one swordsman in the world!

Since then, the name of Bai Yu has resounded throughout the world of pirates.

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I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.

Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?

Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”

In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”

Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”

Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”