I Might Be A Fake Cultivator - Chapter 2347 - Backlash of the Heavenly Dao

Yuan Xi had a dream about a sexual encounter, only to discover after a night of pleasure that it had all been real. After being shocked silly for a long time, he ran away.

Who would have thought that a big grown man like him would become pregnant and have a son?

The question was, who is the child’s father? It had been too dark for Lao Tzu to see clearly!

Also, what was this daily life system that has been attached to him?

Farming Skill
Ranching Skill
Harvesting Skill
Cooking Skill
Building Skill
Skinning Skill
Sewing Skill
Smithing Skill

… There was a never-ending row of categories.

老子 Lao Tzu: A way of referring to oneself, usually in angry or joking situations.

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The so-called real sea fantasy game “Endless Sea” is online, and Li Feng is fortunate to be a beta player.

But when he entered the game, he discovered that all the players had transmigrated into the game.

Deformed islands, crazy seabeds, fog and ravings coming from the deep sea…

Contracts, relics, curses, secret treasures, extraordinary, eternal life…

More players are selected, reality and game are about to merge.

Facing the whispers of the evil gods under the sea, Li Feng waved his fishing rod and decided to achieve his extraordinary path.

[Don’t care about the title of the book!

It’s really not a studio article!

The chat room fades away quickly!

The master is promoted to the extraordinary, and the restraint world!]

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A chance to change, to challenge destiny, making dreams a reality, and live a legend! A regular man gains a system that allows him to turn into a fish!

Tragically, Dan Ziwei was hit by a car, and when he woke up, two hundred years had passed. Even more tragically, he still had his strange variant of nymphomania.

“I’m very sorry, but we are unable to cure you.”

“W-wait! Even AIDS can be cured now, how come nymphomania can’t?”

“Ha… haha…”

There was no other choice, Dan Ziwei could only return to his old job of being a quiet, peaceful gamer. Though, the games nowadays were a bit… strange…

Scenario 1: You like to shake hands with strangers.
Scenario 2: You like to hug friends.
Scenario 3: You’re a bottom.
Scenario 4: You’re a bottom.
Scenario 5: Important things should be said twice.

Dan Ziwei: … How am I meant to play a game like this?! (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

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