I Have A Super USB Drive - Chapter 135: Sit Tight, Let Me Peel You an Orange

No NTR, No Yuri, only pure harem, endless lemons, squirts, moans, and shameless leveling up!“Holy shit… did my hentai just crash Japan?”Kaito Arisaka is a brilliant coder with a dirty secret: he’s obsessed with hentai. One careless mistake changes everything: he accidentally uploads his corrupted hentai succubus game to Japan’s government servers. Fired instantly, he expects ruin however within an hour, the game goes viral, crashing the Internet with millions of downloads per second and making him filthy richThe morning after, Kaito wakes up trapped inside his own game, surrounded by lustful succubi, yandere waifus, and endless temptation. That’s when he realizes he has unlocked the game’s built-in SSS Lewd Skill System. Unlike ordinary systems that grant cultivation or combat powers, the system teaches him how to be lewd, shameless and level up through it's 3 principles: Sex, Squirt and Scream.To unlock new lewd skills, he must get to the top tier of every level and that means more sex, more cum, and more squirts, all translating directly into EXP and more game currency for him.Can this hentai-obsessed coder survive… and dominate his harem game to become the ultimate Incubus God?

After finding out she had at most five years left to live, Shikera Anderson could only live life in a carefree and unhindered manner, in order to numb the fear and sadness in her heart. However, her heart shattered when she was forced waste a year stuck in an marriage contract with a masked man, in exchange for her father's life.“The main clause of the contract: Don't touch my daughter!”Ethan DeLoach, the most wanted personality by all the press stations in the country, hated reporters with passion until one came into his life in form of a contract wife. He was able to keep her at bay until her despicable lips turned out to be the cure for his terrifying nightmares.As they experiment with their lips every night before sleeping, how long would it take them to succumb to the throngs of passion while throwing all caution to the wind?Will Shikera be able to dissolve the hatred Ethan has for reporters, with her plain and carefree attitude? How will Ethan react when he finds out what the repercussion was for breaking the contract? And finally, would the love between them defy Shikera's short life span?***“Ethan, why the fuck did you not tell me I had hickeys on my neck?!” Shikera yelled. “I practically announced to the whole nation that I had a passionate night!”“That's not my fault though. You could have lied they were birthmarks.”“And when the marks fade, another lie?” she asked irritatingly.He smirked mischievously at her words, before leaning over to whisper into her ear, “No worries, I will renew them every night.”

The world is in chaos, and evil spirits appear everywhere, causing chaos in the world and poisoning the people.

The imperial court set up a special department for subduing demons, recruiting strange people, Buddhist monks and monks from all over the world to work together to slay demons and subdue demons.

Ning Xiu was reborn with a proficiency panel and practiced martial arts exercises hard, just to have the power to slay demons in this world of demons, suppress the universe, and protect the peace and prosperity of the human race.

[Tianwang King Kong Gong: Twenty Layers (99999/99999)] The blood is like a furnace, burning the river to boil the sea

[Dragon and Elephant Prajna: Eighteenth Floor (81111/88888)] Raise the peaks with both arms and move the mountains to remove the ridges

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Ning Xiu: “My strength is all based on hard work every day, rain or shine.”

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