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... ould at least assign a profession to the tomb owner.

After all, no regular tomb owner would want such an item as part of their burial objects.

“F*ck! F*ck, it really is a d*ck!”

“F*ck! I’m disgusted. Brothers, how are y’all feeling?”

” What’s so disgusting about it? It’s already been hundreds of years! ”

“666666! I’m dying of laughter. Old Luo actually dug out a d*ck!!”

“It sounds like he’s cursing someone, but it really is an item that he dug out!”

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