Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!-Chapter 296 - 269: That Ghost Doesn’t Want Your Life
Mu Yunchu’s words gave Luo Yuxing the immediate feeling of embarrassment.
!!!
In front of so many people in the live stream, she actually said he was sleepwalking, how embarrassing is that!
No kidding, he’s still hoping to find a girlfriend once he has more fans.
"No, no, no, you can’t just say that casually."
Luo Yuxing couldn’t understand how this person sounded so sure, as if she’d seen him sleepwalking with her own eyes.
"Saying such things without evidence means I’ll be running around debunking it relentlessly."
Who can say for sure about things online?
If it gets out from this live stream today, it could be all over the internet by tomorrow.
He can’t afford this kind of embarrassment.
But Mu Yunchu was convinced of her statement.
She said, "The reason you have muscles even without exercising is because every night after you fall asleep, your body gets up and exercises on its own."
Just like some netizens have said before, even without professional equipment, you can develop abs with some movements alone.
"So you won’t notice when you wake up." 𝓯𝙧𝓮𝓮𝒘𝓮𝙗𝙣𝒐𝒗𝒆𝓵.𝓬𝓸𝒎
"But at least you’ll feel a bit tired."
This kind of fatigue can only be felt in the beginning.
Once time passes, his body would get used to the amount of exercise, and there would be basically no difference.
Instead, because he’s not exercising during the day, but exercises at night, it improves his sleep quality.
Luo Yuxing: "..."
He unconsciously recalled that about three months ago, he seemed to remember a time when he felt particularly tired upon waking up in the morning.
Could it be true like the streamer said, that he has a sleepwalking problem?
[Whoa... Other people sleepwalking might pick up a kitchen knife or something, but yours is working out??? This is almost too good.]
[I really want to have this, if sleepwalking was like this, I’d be willing to accept it.]
[No joke, I feel like if I sleepwalked, I’d be the kind to wake up in the middle of the night and sneak to the fridge for a snack.]
[Who isn’t...]
...
For a moment, netizens were all praising how ’sensible’ his body seemed to be.
Until Mu Yunchu finished speaking.
"I haven’t finished yet."
"You do sleepwalk, but the reason isn’t because there’s something physically or mentally wrong with you," she paused, her tone still as gentle as a spring breeze, yet it inexplicably made Luo Yuxing feel a chilly breeze blow by his side.
"It’s because there’s a ghost residing in your body."
Luo Yuxing: ???
[???]
Luo Yuxing’s first reaction was: Damn! He seems to have entered some kind of cult live stream.
What ghost, what possessing the body.
This is a bit too much, isn’t it!
Yet the comments weren’t skeptical but instead, lively discussions were unfolding.
[Who just said they wanted this? Still want it now?]
[I don’t want it, don’t want it, let’s pretend I was just farting. The talisman I ordered from the streamer should be arriving soon, please don’t let any little ghosts come for me.]
[No wonder the streamer asked him earlier if he had recently visited any odd places, I was puzzled, turns out he encountered something unclean.]
...
Seeing these comments, Luo Yuxing felt a wave of black lines on his face.
Are these people crazy?
Have they been brainwashed by this streamer?
They can’t just believe anything because the person is pretty!
Looking at his increasing followers, Luo Yuxing felt that this trip wasn’t for nothing, and he immediately thought of disconnecting the call.
"You’ll regret it if you hang up now."
Luo Yuxing: He’ll only regret it if he doesn’t hang up!
"Your Bazi’s year pillar has a shining authority star, and it’s favorable, which shows you’re smart and excelled in studies during your youth. After entering society, the food and injury stars in your fate are also favorable, these stars signify innovation, talent, and sharp perception of new things, which make your mind active and ideas unique."
"However, the traits of food and injury stars mean you may struggle to be content with a regular nine-to-five job. Coupled with the opposition and combination of the authority star due to the luck cycle this year, and the revealing of the unfavorable officer star, it indicates your career just underwent a change this year."
Luo Yuxing’s mouth dropped open.
He didn’t even realize he was completely stupefied.
He didn’t know how Mu Yunchu knew these things, but what he does know is that before this, they absolutely did not know each other.
[Dude, I suggest you listen to the streamer, she’s crazy accurate at fortune-telling!]
Luo Yuxing smacked his lips.
Now, even if he wanted to be skeptical, he couldn’t.
Though when it comes to being possessed by a ghost, it’s not that he believes it, he’s just a bit unable to accept it.
"So... is there really something on me right now?"
Perhaps due to psychological suggestion, he kept feeling like he wasn’t the only one in the room.
[Those who should be possessed aren’t, and this one thought he wasn’t possessed, turns out the ghost has been residing in the body for three months.]
[Now that you mention it, it’s exactly that!]
[So handsome guy, quickly think back, did you go to any strange places...]
Luo Yuxing pursed his lips.
The more tense he got, the more his mind went blank.
Where did he go...
Where did he go...
Suddenly, his eyes widened as if he remembered something.
"Does going to a mound of graves count when I went out drinking with my buddies?"
If it weren’t for Mu Yunchu’s words, he would’ve nearly forgotten about that incident.
It was nearly midnight, and since they had all been drinking, they were afraid of getting stopped for a DUI, so they called for a designated driver.
During that time, he was desperate for the restroom and there were none nearby, so he had to ask the driver to find a secluded road.
There happened to be a small path, and the driver turned into it.
"I really didn’t know it was a mound of graves at the time."
Recalling it, Luo Yuxing’s face was full of regret.
A cold wind blew past, and when he saw the tombstone in front of him, he was instantly sober from alcohol.
He repeatedly apologized and got back into the car without daring to look back.
"But after going home and getting some sleep, I completely forgot about it after sobering up."
If it hadn’t been for Mu Yunchu’s reminder today, he wouldn’t have remembered it at all.
"Could it be... that’s who’s been attached to me?"
Mu Yunchu nodded, "If nothing unexpected happens, yes, that’s the case."
[!]
[You’ve got guts, urinating on a grave!]
[No wonder they’re attached to you; if it were me, I’d want to stick to you too.]
[For a nice place to suddenly be urinated on, it’s infuriating. I think this ghost’s temper is already pretty good.]
Looking at these comments, Luo Yuxing couldn’t help but feel a wave of lingering fear.
It really was just like what they said.
It’s a good thing the ghost didn’t drive his body off a building at night!
"The ghost never wanted to hurt you."
Thinking of this, he changed his tone and earnestly asked Mu Yunchu, "So, what exactly does it want by sticking with me every day?"
