Why Did You Provoke Her? She Can Tell Fortunes!-Chapter 295 - 268: To Be Precise, You’re Not the One Working Out
He never liked sports since he was young.
If being a mukbang streamer required working out, he’d rather just be a big fat guy.
After all, as a man, he wasn’t overly anxious about his figure. If he’s a bit fat, so be it.
There’s absolutely no way to get him to move.
After all, life boils down to two things: eating and drinking.
What’s exercise anyway?
[You don’t say, but the streamer’s life philosophy resonates with me. I’m also the type who, even when on a diet, as long as I don’t have to eat, it’s fine, but exercising is absolutely off-limits, can’t move a bit!]
[Totally agree.]
[But the streamer sure hasn’t eaten little. Just those mukbang videos on his homepage, if a regular person eats that much, it’s impossible not to get fat.]
[Maybe it’s a physique thing...]
[No, I still think it’s fishy. If it were a physique issue, then muscles wouldn’t appear. Generally, you’d be one of those skinny guys you see on the street.]
Luo Yuxing, seeing others doubt him, had a totally ’used to it’ expression.
After all, his most liked video was exactly like now, a situation where people doubted he was lying.
Given his special condition, it’s completely understandable that people wouldn’t believe it.
So later, when recording videos, he started using a spare phone to film his entire day, with a clock beside him, stopping only when he went to sleep, to prove he really didn’t exercise.
[I feel this doesn’t prove anything.]
[Yeah, what if you’re pretending to sleep, and then after you "sleep," you go work out?]
Luo Yuxing argued, "But I usually sleep around eleven at night, and at that time, which gyms are even open?"
Obviously, this wasn’t the first time someone asked him that, so he replied quickly, practically without thinking.
[You don’t necessarily have to go to a gym, you could also buy equipment at home. Many people do that nowadays.]
Luo Yuxing just wanted to speak when he noticed someone in the comments who quickly explained for him.
[I saw his earlier videos showing his home, and there was no equipment.]
Luo Yuxing nodded and showed everyone around his house with his phone.
"I can show you."
Aside from small things like dumbbells that don’t take up space, there was really no room for big equipment.
And just using dumbbells alone to train eight-pack abs, that’s basically dreaming.
[...I still can’t accept it! Why can’t I have such an amazing physique?]
[Maybe... you must be doing no-equipment bodyweight exercises!]
[Yeah, yeah, there’s no way I believe anyone in the world has such a physique!]
[Heavens, I don’t even ask for abs, just let me eat without getting fat...]
...
Even though many people still didn’t believe him, Luo Yuxing found that his follower count was rising sharply.
As expected!
His approach worked.
Gaining followers had to rely on going live.
Previously, when he did live streaming at night and played PK games with others, he gained several hundred followers in one night.
But even that speed couldn’t compare to now.
In just a few words, he had gained nearly a thousand followers.
Many people were declaring in the live chat room that they’d pay close attention to his future videos, saying they’d catch him exercising no matter what.
Luo Yuxing laughed.
This was just what he wanted.
After all, he genuinely never exercised, carried himself with integrity, and even if others came to verify, he wasn’t afraid.
[I still don’t believe it.]
[How come you all got fooled? Of course, we have to ask the streamer!]
[Right!]
Luo Yuxing blinked.
Ask the streamer?
He looked up at the other half of the screen, obviously not understanding.
Were these people going to ask that pretty female streamer?
"What’s the use of asking her? She doesn’t even know me," Luo Yuxing said casually.
Completely unaware that what was about to happen today would utterly change his life moving forward.
The netizens, however, didn’t care about him, becoming particularly persistent, flooding the screen repeatedly.
At the same time, Mu Yunchu gave him a deep look, her eyes flickered, and her slightly furrowed eyebrows made the netizens sense something was amiss.
[Oh dear, I calculated something big is about to happen.]
Mu Yunchu said, "You..."
She thought her words sounded strange, so she paused after trying to speak.
You’re saying he exercises?
But not exactly.
You say he never exercised.
But it was indeed his body.
At the moment, Luo Yuxing hadn’t realized, he just felt a bit nervous being watched by such a pretty girl like Mu Yunchu.
Unnaturally rubbing his nose, "Ahem, is there something weird on my face?"
[It’s not your face that’s weird! It’s you as a person who’s weird, bro!]
"I’m weird?"
Mu Yunchu spoke again, "To be precise, the one exercising isn’t you."
[I feel the streamer is about to say ’but’ after this.]
[Alright, alright, it seems we all know the streamer well now.]
Luo Yuxing felt even weirder.
Although Mu Yunchu defended him, he should be happy, right?
But the more he thought about her words, the more they seemed off.
And the reactions from these netizens were genuinely strange...
Fortunately, just when he couldn’t figure it out, Mu Yunchu suddenly asked, "Have you been to any strange places recently?"
"Or have you met any strange people?"
"No, to be precise, not just recently, but within the last three months."
Hearing this timeframe, Luo Yuxing was taken aback.
Because it was roughly after the past three months that he slowly began developing muscles.
So hearing this, he felt surprised.
But it should just be a coincidence, right?
He thought to himself.
However, since Mu Yunchu asked, and given that he was currently in her live streaming room, Luo Yuxing seriously thought about the question.
After a while, he shook his head, "I don’t remember going anywhere."
His daily life was mostly unchanged.
Ever since quitting his job to do self-media, he rarely went out.
Other than occasionally going out to eat with friends, he stayed home researching video shooting techniques and angles.
So going to any strange places was out of the question.
"Have you filmed any night-time videos?" Mu Yunchu asked.
Luo Yuxing thought she was questioning him like the others and immediately wore a cold face, "How can you film night-time videos, what if they involve privacy."
Filming those would be pointless.
Besides, what’s there to see, sleeping all night, maybe kicking the blanket, posting that online wouldn’t attract viewers.
"Do you know if you sleepwalk at night?"
"Huh???"
