Who let him join the Sword Sect?!-Chapter 811 - 410: As Common as Stray Dogs

Most misunderstandings in this world can be attributed to Zhang Ze, or Zhang Ze bears the main associated responsibility.

For example, the yellow-skinned rat, Pikachu. 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞

Originally, there was no such thing as Pikapi in this world, but with enough people blabbering, Pikapi came into being.

This matter must be traced back to the year before last.

At that time, Thousand Mechanism Town was just a night market, and Li was not yet a square-shaped pig.

Li hadn't completely fallen yet and would occasionally get the idea of becoming self-reliant and well-to-do. To help support the family, in her spare time, she ran a small fortune-telling stall at the night market.

To make the business flourish, under Zhang Ze's entrepreneurial guidance, she ate a Pikachu doll that Zhang Ze had bootlegged.

From then on, the image of the yellow-skinned rat became all the rage.

And some naive people even believed there was such a thing as a yellow-skinned lightning rat in this world.

Azang, Erlang, and Miaomiao, these two people and one cat were among them.

After witnessing Li in the form of a yellow-skinned rat being overwhelmed by the senior sisters, falling into the softness of the senior sister's chest and being unable to extricate himself, they immediately realized the business opportunity.

So, they spent money to ask Li for a fortune-telling.

To find out where they could catch a yellow-skinned rat exactly like hers.

Li, however, spoke nonsense, pointed this way and that, secretly turned a turtle shell to randomly calculate, and pointed them all the way to Chang State by the South Sea.

——This is indeed recorded in Chapter 236——

Chang State.

Although the yellow-skinned rat as the hunting target had problems in many ways, the three unlucky ones hadn't noticed any of this.

"By the way, when is that shipment supposed to arrive? When did you place the order, meow?" Miaomiao whispered.

"Ordered it yesterday," Erlang replied quietly, "As for when it will come back..."

He turned over, sat upright on a tree branch, and pulled out a stack of letters from his storage magical artifact.

Erlang, "Let me see, well... Within the free shipping range of East Continent, direct arrival in one day, except for Chang State, Diannan, and various counties in Xihe."

"Didn't we use a free shipping coupon?" Azang twisted his waist and sat on the tree.

Miaomiao snatched the manual from Erlang's hand, gesturing for Azang to be quiet. Clawing at the small shipping notice, he finally found a line of tiny words in a seam on one page.

[Note when using the free shipping coupon, this free shipping is not equal to free shipping, delivery time matches that of Cow Horse Express.]

"Minimum standard? Minimum standard for how long? A week?" Erlang leaned over and asked.

Their heads were all together, with Miaomiao flipping through the manual in the middle. Quickly, he found another clause in a corner on one page.

[Cow Horse Express delivery time is based on the attached table; Thousand Mechanism Pavilion and Everywhere Pass are not responsible for any lost deliveries due to pure cow and horse transport.]

Erlang pulled out an insert from Miaomiao's hand, unfolded it, and quickly found the delivery time for their shipment.

"Hmm, barring any incidents, our delivery will take at least three years," Erlang replied.

Azang, Miaomiao, "..."

"Damn, I knew nothing good would come from a lottery!" Miaomiao crumpled the manual and tossed it under the tree.

"So what do we do?" Azang rubbed his arms and began to have second thoughts.

The humid Luoyu Mountain is awful. Since the delivery won't arrive, there might not be any point in continuing to stay here.

"How about we withdraw from Chang State, purchase necessary supplies from nearby states and counties, and then return here?" Azang suggested.

"That's all we can do, meow." Miaomiao nodded reluctantly.

Stumbling all the way to this place can be considered quite lucky. Who knows if, upon returning, the nest of yellow-skinned rats would still be in that cave.

"I say, we don't need to leave." Erlang, who had been silent all this while, suddenly spoke up.

As he spoke, he gestured for Azang and Miaomiao to make some room, then carefully took out an iron box from a Hundred Treasures Bag sewn into his waistband.

The iron box was second-handed, with the words "Peninsula" faintly visible on it, and who knew what it was originally used for.

"I got this as a prize when sourcing from that guy in a black coat at Thousand Mechanism Town; he claimed it was premium merchandise from within the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion."

Erlang boasted.

"Then why didn't you take it out before?" Azang pinched Erlang's ear.

Erlang, "Ouch, ouch! I wasn't hoarding, good things should be saved for critical moments."

"Stop arguing, let me see what's inside, meow?" Miaomiao grabbed the box and opened it directly.

Inside were two capsules. The labels on them indicated they were test models for two sets of Thousand Machine Armor.

"Wow, aren't these top-notch goods from the Thousand Mechanism Pavilion? How did you even manage to draw this..."

Azang said with amazement, picking up one of the white capsules.

Although they weren't in Cyan Thorn during the Qinghe Association, they had managed to get some footage from the day via a small walnut.

They had seen the Thousand Mechanism Cultivator sparring at the Qinghe Association and saw the leaked video when Lily occasionally piloted the prototype.

This Thousand Machine Armor can directly boost the power of a cultivator in the Foundation Establishment stage to the Golden Core stage.

While fighting proper Golden Core cultivators might still lead to defeat due to differences in the divine soul and experience, against such wild dumb demon beasts, it should be more than enough.

Miaomiao picked up the blue capsule, looked at it for a while, and said, "If we have this, then we should be fine, meow."

"Coupled with my invincible and mighty Thousand Machine Mecha... though it's not complete, forcing its use for fifteen minutes should be no problem, and maybe we can even capture that Red Tiger Python Ape as well, meow."