University Doctor and His Fragile Patients-Chapter 180 - 174: Why Is the School Clinic Requesting a Washing Machine? What! A Student Pooped Their Pants?

"Calling me won't do any good!"

Chen Mu quietly moved the camera away from Bingbing.

And pointed it at some brown stains on the ground.

Seeing this.

Vice Principal Zheng immediately felt worse, "Someone vomited blood in the school infirmary, and it's brown?"

"No, Dr. Chen..."

Vice Principal Zheng's sentence was just half-said.

He suddenly sensed something amiss.

Paused his shock, frowned, and said seriously: "Dr. Chen, if you need funds for treatment, the school certainly won't be stingy."

"But you mentioned, it's completely unreasonable to request a washing machine for the infirmary..."

Before he finished speaking.

Chen Mu interrupted him, "Vice Principal Zheng, please allow me to finish my sentence!"

"These brown stains on the ground are not blood, they're poop droppings!"

Vice Principal Zheng: "Huh?"

Chen Mu: "Just now, two students pooped in the school infirmary!"

Vice Principal Zheng: "Huh?"

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"I'm about to die laughing, Vice Principal Zheng's "huh" has so much soul!"

"Vice Principal Zheng, either there's something wrong with my ears, or there's still something wrong with my ears!"

"The old man never thought, there could be so many little geniuses in the school!"

"I support Dr. Chen's request for washing machine funds, who would hand wash those pants?"

"No, do you think the washing machine would still be usable after washing those pants?"

"I work in a hospital, and sheets pooped on by patients are uniformly cleaned after being disinfected, what's unusable about them?"

"..."

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"Vice Principal Zheng, I'm still live streaming!"

"I can't lie to you in front of the live camera, can I?"

"If you don't believe there are students who pooped in the school infirmary, I can show you their pants, they might still be dripping poop!"

As he spoke.

Chen Mu actually raised his phone and walked out.

Listening to Chen Mu's absurd words.

Vice Principal Zheng's face changed.

Waving his hand repeatedly, "Don't! I don't want to see it!"

"I promise before you finish work tonight, disinfectant, washing machine, and dryer will be at the school infirmary!"

"I'm still here looking after the principal, in the future, besides money-related issues, don't call me anymore, we have plenty of vice principals in the school!"

"If necessary, you can look for the secretary!"

"He's got a higher rank! Can handle things!"

After saying this.

Vice Principal Zheng didn't even give Chen Mu a chance to reply.

Neatly and swiftly hung up the phone.

Bingbing hugged the trash can and retched for a long time.

Found a mask for herself, and tried to clean up the poop droppings on the ground.

Chen Mu walked to the school infirmary door, "Volunteers? Any volunteers?"

Two boys with red armbands hurriedly came over.

Before they could say a word.

They were sent by Chen Mu to clean the poop.

"Xu Liang, where's the delivery guy?"

Chen Mu returned to his seat and turned on the film viewer.

After watching the film for a while, he said.

Xu Liang pointed downstairs, "I don't have a place to settle him for now, two of your school's enthusiastic male students carried him to the observation room downstairs."

Chen Mu pointed at the film, "Rib fracture, I just saw him clutching his leg."

"Later, have his leg X-rayed and call me here."

"I'll use a silver needle on him to seal acupoints for pain relief, then you can send him to the hospital."

Xu Liang hesitated a bit, "Dr. Chen, why not send him directly to the hospital?"

"Even if the leg bone has issues, it won't be life-threatening."

Chen Mu gave him a light glance, "Indeed it won't be life-threatening, but here we don't charge."

Xu Liang had an epiphany.

"Dr. Chen, I'll take him for all the checks possible at our school's infirmary."

After saying this.

Xu Liang hurriedly left the school infirmary.

Leaving only Chen Mu.

Standing at the school infirmary door, unable to suppress the corner of his lips.

Mumbling to himself softly: "Our school, sounds really nice..."

"The school infirmary, might really have newcomers soon."

Chen Mu muttered.

Back at his seat.

Just as he was about to continue reviewing Yan Zhi's medical records.

He saw Yan Zhi hugging her records, already asleep in the corner of the desk.

Chen Mu: "..."

This girl's sleep quality is pretty good!

Chen Mu was ready to reach out and ask Yan Zhi to hand over the report she was pressing down.

Suddenly.

At the school infirmary door.

There was knocking once more.

Chen Mu looked up.

And saw a boy in military training uniform standing at the infirmary entrance, looking anxious.

"Dr. Chen, my roommate is now in the observation room on the first floor, can you come and have a look?"

Chen Mu sighed.

Hands in pockets, he walked out, "Tell me first what happened to your roommate."

Su Bingbing quietly put down the cloth she was holding.

Quickly washed her hands, then grabbed Chen Mu's medical kit and chased after him.

The boy who called for the doctor scratched his head a bit awkwardly, "Here's the thing, it was really hot today, and military training is pretty tiring."

"Our dorm discussed finding some way to avoid military training for a bit."

Chen Mu: "..."

Every year, there are always a few who try to be clever but end up making things worse.

The boy had no idea what Chen Mu was thinking.

Just continued to narrate his and his roommate's "story" somewhat awkwardly.

"While we were having lunch, we happened to swipe some short clips from the school hospital."

"Saw an alum hopping on one leg pretending to be injured; we thought, this guy must be a genius!"

Chen Mu speechless: "So you guys also hopped on one leg and ended up twisting your ankle?"

The boy shook his head and continued: "To be more professional, we specially ran to a nearby place selling crutches and pooled money to buy a pair of crutches at noon."

"We agreed on the plan, one person pretends each day, rock-paper-scissors, I lost."

Saying this, a faint hint of regret appeared on the boy's face.

"After the afternoon's military training started, my roommate and I even purposely showed up late just so the instructor would see my roommate using crutches."

"Then..."

"We were training at the stadium, but to get there from school, you have to go down the tallest flight of stairs."

"I was just glancing at my phone, replying to my girlfriend, when my roommate couldn't 'hop' properly and went headlong."

"In front of the instructor and the whole class, from the top of the steps, rolled all the way to the instructor's feet..."

Chen Mu listened, stunned.

This too?

Boy: "Our instructor got scared, carried him, and ran all the way to the infirmary."

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"If I were the instructor, I'd be scared too!"

"Feels like the instructor won't sleep well tonight, such an ordinary military training, almost caused an accident."

"If it were illness from intense training, it'd be understandable, but students risking injury on their own, the instructor's so innocent!"

"You all just remember the instructor's innocence, isn't Dr. Chen innocent too?"

"Yan Zhi's condition still hasn't been fully analyzed yet! Yan Zhi's sister's fever lasted 15 months, clearly the most severe, yet school hospital resources have to be given to these risk-takers!"

"Dr. Chen doesn't even talk about changing the school rules anymore, he's dead inside!"

"..."

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"Lao Chen, you're here too."

Chen Mu and the boy reached the observation room when Zheng Xin was already there.

Seeing Chen Mu.

Zheng Xin quickly walked over to Chen Mu, softly saying, "There's nothing much wrong, just some external injuries."

"Looks scary, but not a single bone is harmed, and there aren't any major bleeding sites on the skin either."

Chen Mu glanced at the boy on the bed.

Still wailing away, he had a slight distrust of Zheng Xin's assessment, "Nothing's wrong, yet he's crying so pitifully?"

Zheng Xin shrugged, "Maybe, my medical skills are just mediocre!"

The boy on the bed.

Just happened to hear Zheng Xin say this.

Suddenly sat up on the bed, clutching his head, nodding feverishly, "Dr. Chen, maybe this doctor truly lacks proficiency."

Chen Mu: "..."

The boy discreetly pinched the inside of his thigh.

Instantly.

Physiological tears squeezed out forcefully, "Dr. Chen, I feel headache, shortness of breath, and no sensation in my leg!"

"I know you're busy!"

"If you don't have time to treat me, just write me a School Hospital Referral Form, and I can take the school's ambulance directly to a tertiary hospital for a check!"

Behind Chen Mu.

The boy who brought reinforcements to the infirmary also brightened upon hearing this.

Quickly ran over to the injured boy's side, likewise looking expectantly at Chen Mu, "Dr. Chen, the teachers at our school are quite busy too, maybe I should take him to the hospital!"