Transmigrated & Triumphant: Defying Destiny's Chosen One-Chapter 517 - 50: Da Dan’s Acting Skills Improved Again_3
What a blunder! If I’d known earlier, I could have used this trick when she hit someone at the Old Chu Family’s place!
Nothing out of the ordinary, but it hurts for so long, much more than breaking a bone without a trace!
How convenient.
Chu River sighed to himself—it’s not that she didn’t think of it, maybe her moral standards were a bit too high, and her fights followed certain rules.
However, she stared at him for a long time, with her hand hesitant to reach out, and Teacher Xiao Zhou, being in a sensitive period, quickly tightened her collar and covered herself with her hands:
"You, you shameless!"
A few sisters-in-law were watching Da Dan treating Liu Jia Bao with brotherly affection while washing their hair and face and then turned to see Teacher Xiao Zhou inexplicably scolding Little Chu—
This was outrageous?!
Wasn’t this clearly looking for trouble to vent her anger?
Comparing like this, it’s not impossible that Liu Jia Bao got involved because of this, and Old Lady Liu wasn’t wrong to come and fight!
With this kind of character, and her crazily cursing like that, did they misjudge her before?
Clearly, back when she was teaching the children, nothing seemed wrong?
Sister-in-law Li had a stern look—
So, this can’t be explained by the little girl’s jealousy, it must be her disguise!
Liu Jia Bao gave his head and face a good scrub at the water pump, and Sister-in-law Li looked at him kindly and asked:
"Liu Jia Bao, Auntie now asks you, what did Teacher Xiao Zhou have you do in class for these three days?"
—Can you speak badly about Teacher Xiao Zhou?!
Liu Jia Bao was instantly excited!
He wasn’t making things up; the key was that he didn’t like Teacher Xiao Zhou, so whatever she did, he found it very bad.
So...
"In class, Teacher Xiao Zhou first made us sit in the classroom without moving, then..."
He imitated Da Dan’s way to act it out—
At this moment, his left hand was hovering in mid-air as if there was something in his palm. The right hand had a delicate gesture, pinching a piece of something, dipping it into the left palm, and then patting it on the face.
Pattering on the left, pattering on the right, looking at the imaginary thing in his palm, putting it back, and then started pressing his lips...
Liu Jia Bao didn’t quite grasp the essence, making some actions overly exaggerated, such as the lip pressing, which was originally an alluring action for girls. But his big lips rubbing back and forth were more like facial spasms.
Even though it wasn’t as precise as Da Dan, the meaning was conveyed.
Wasn’t it obvious that during class, she was busy putting on makeup on herself, doing eyebrows and face powder...
"Pah!"
Old Lady Liu was the first to jump in, supporting her grandson with a spit!
This wasn’t the end of it.
After describing the teacher, Liu Jia Bao was ready to role-play the student.
He raised his hand high: "Teacher, I want to go to the bathroom!"
Next, his whole expression shifted seamlessly to another character:
"Go where?! Lazy cows and lazy horses pee and poop often. Sit properly! It’s class time, not bathroom time!"
Then, Liu Jia Bao relaxed his expression, turned his back to show everyone the stain Old Mrs. Liu hadn’t washed properly yesterday:
"Later, Little Shidan peed on me."
Everyone around had darkened faces, and Sister-in-law Li, suppressing her anger, forced a smile:
"Why didn’t you ask the two aunts at school to help wash up?"
Weren’t they hired to ensure cleanliness?
Liu Jia Bao wiped his nose: "But the teacher wouldn’t end the class. By the time she finished painting those blood-red lips, three had already peed, my back was dry, no point in washing."
What a grubby kid.
Chu River was a bit disapproving, but Da Dan’s eyes grew brighter—after all, not many friends around him were so willing to go all out!
Liu Jia Bao continued gesturing: "When Teacher Xiao Zhou finished her stuff, she took us to the yard to play games, but we weren’t allowed to run, shout, or touch the teacher’s skirt, so she always had us play cat’s cradle."
Liu Jia Bao slapped his chest with a thump:
"I’m a boy, I don’t want to play cat’s cradle, I want to play Eagle Catches the Chicks!"
Teacher Xiao Zhou’s face turned red and white, quickly defending herself: "Who said you can’t play Eagle Catches the Chicks? Clearly, you guys didn’t want to play!"
Hmph!
Liu Jia Bao wasn’t buying it and boldly countered: "Your version of Eagle Catches the Chicks isn’t fun. You told us not to shout or make noise, or we’d be punished to stand. Jinhua got punished to stand for too long and ended up with an accident too."
"When she went home, her mom even hit her—rotten teacher, blah blah blah..."
