This Taoist Master is too Frivolous-Chapter 151 - 129: Isn’t it normal for zombies to be unable to sleep at night?
Chapter 129: Isn’t it normal for zombies to be unable to sleep at night?
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“My Yin Treasure, my Yin Treasure!”
in the darkness, the ugly fierce ghost let out a mournful and resentful cry. He swooshed out of the ventilation duct, looked around, and roared, “Who is it.
Who is it exactly?”
“You have the guts to steal my Yin Treasure, but not the courage to show
yourself?”
However.
The surroundings were empty.
in the vast campus, there were no human figures, let alone other ghosts; they
had all been wiped out.
How could this ghost, whose strength was only on par with Yang Yin’s and wasn’t at the ‘Red-clothed’ level, detect Xu Yang, who had used an Invisibility Talisman?
At this moment.
Xu Yang was standing right behind the ghost, only inches away.
“I didn’t expect to get an unexpected gain…”
There was a smile of delight on his face.
Yin Treasure was actually similarto the “Daoist artifacts” usedbyDaoist cultivators, except that this kind of item was for Yin spirits and ghosts to use. in the Ghost Market, there were even “coffin gambling” stalls, which were very popular. However, a Yin Treasure might not be found even once in three or five years.
He put the stone bead away and then sized up the ghost in front of him.
The human form this ghost took was about 5.25 feet tall, with a dark, ugly face.
Half of the face was flesh and blood, probably from scraping on the ground
before death.
He roared and cursed furiously.
“Come out!”
“If you have the guts, come out and face me…
From behind.
Xu Yang reached out his hand…
Slap!
He delivered a powerful slap directly to the back of the ghost’s head.
The forceful slap knocked the ghost’s head right off, causing it to roll away on
the ground for over ten yards.
“Ding!”
“The ghost was frightened, gaining 30 merits and +1 driving skill.”
The system notification sounded in Xu Yang’s mind.
Xu Yang remained invisible.
Meanwhile, the head that fell on the ground rolled about ten yards away, its eyeballs moving erratically, stubbornly saying, “Dare to ambush me… show yourself, and see if I don’t kill you!”
Boom!
As soon as the words fell, the head suddenly soared into the sky.
It was kicked off by Xu Yang, who was still invisible…
“Ding!”
“The ghost was frightened, gaining 30 merits and +1 driving skin.”
“Aaaaaah!!!”
“I’m going to die, I’m going to die…”
The ghost’s head screamed as it traced a beautiful arc across the night sky. Its headless body sprinted frantically, reaching out from far away, intendmg to catch its own head.
However…
Before it had run ten yards, it was tripped by the invisible Xu Yang and fell to
the ground!
Slap!
The head hit the ground.
It shattered, turning into wisps of Yin energy that dispersed and soon reformed
into a head.
This time, the head didn’t curse anymore.
Its bloody face was filled with fear.
“Ding!”
“The ghost was frightened, gaining 30 merits and +1 driving skill.”
Its body carefully climbed up from the ground, tiptoed, and approached the
floating head.
This was a very eerie sight.
A headless body.
A floating head.
The head stared wide-eyed at its body approaching, trying to find a trace of
clues.
Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh upon seeing this…
He didn’t stop the ghost but allowed it to put the head back onto its body.
After that…
Boom!
Suddenly, a hammer appeared in the darkness.
The fierce ghost’s pupils shrank, and it shouted, “I see you… come out… ah!”
Before it could finish, it was slammed on the forehead with the hammer, smashing its head right back into its belly!
“Ahhhhh!!!”
“Who are you?”
“Ding!”
“The ghost was frightened, gaining 30 merits and +1 driving skill.”
The fierce ghost shouted, a wave of fear spreading through its heart. It stretched its head out of its stomach, pleading, “Big brother, good man… spare me!”
“I don’t want that Yin Treasure anymore…”
Xu Yang’s figure slowly materialized from the darkness.
The invisibility Talisman-
had reached its time limit!
He didn’t use another Invisibility Talisman, but instead, weighed the hammer in his hand and casually said, “Will you keep your word? This Yin Treasure, you’re giving it to me voluntarily?”
Fierce ghost: “…”
You call this motherfucking voluntary?
However, he didn’t dare to say this aloud. Leaving aside Xu Yang’s performance just now, when the group of Daoists entered the school earlier, this fierce ghost had been hiding near the ventilation duct entrance and observed them. The most formidable one was none other than the iron hammer Daoist in front of him!
The scene o( him pounding toe tod-dotted Daoist on the flag was deeply imprinted in the fierce ghost’s heart.
Thus, it could only cry and say, “Yes, Daoist Master, I’m giving this Yin
Treasure to you voluntarily.”
“Very well.”
Xu Yang nodded and said, “Since you insist on giving it, I’ll accept it… This way, it’s not considered robbery, or else I wouldn’t be able to live with myself.”
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The fierce ghost was dumbfounded.
Damn!
Was this how shameless present-day Daoists were?
This didn’t count as robbery?
Xu Yang continued, “In consideration of the Yin Treasure you gave me, I’ll give you a chance to survive… From now on, I’ll ask and you’ll answer. If you can satisfy me, I’ll spare your life!”
The evil ghost’s eyes lit up.
Xu Yang asked, “What did you do when you were alive, and how did you die?” The evil ghost deferentially replied, “I was a professional race car driver in my life. I was banned for life due to doping, and then 1 became a racetrack owner’s driver out of necessity.”
Xu Yang was puzzled, “A racetrack owner? What is that?”
“It’s like underground boxing; they usually organize some car races, manipulate the drivers in secret, and then open betting to make money…” The evil ghost said, “When I participated in one of those races, my car was tampered with by an opponent and an accident happened…
Xu Yang suddenly understood.
No wonder he can obtain “driving skills” from this guy, it turns out he was a professional race car driver.
He asked again, “Have you harmed anyone after your death?”
“No!”
The evil ghost vowed, “In the eighteen years since my death, I have never harmed a single life… Master, you may not know, but even though I’m a ghost, I have a kind heart!”
Bang!
Xu Yang sneered, and struck him with a hammer.
“Having entered the Dao, I can now detectyour thoughts… You dare to lie to this Daoist Master in my presence, do you really think I can’t kill you?
The evil ghost trembled in fear and immediately confessed to his numerous
crimes.
After he turned into a resentful ghost, he wandered around the area where his accident happened for eight years, causing 53 major and minor accidents that resulted in many casualties by means of scare tactics, possession, confusion, and other methods!
Faced with this kind of evil ghost, Xu Yang had nothing more to say. He immediately smashed him with a hammer, and that was the end of it.
“Finally, it’s over!”
Xu Yang sighed with relief.
All the “escaped fish” in the school had been swept away by him.
He left the school and hitched a ride with a Zongsheng Palace disciple to return
to the guesthouse in Zhouzhi County.
By now, it was almost 2 a.m.
Only Yun Mengxi was in the room.
“Mengxi, where are Liu Shishi and the others?
Xu Yang asked.
Yun Mengxi yawned and said, “They went to the night market, saying that the wedding is approaching, and they need to buy some things.”
“Why didn’t you go?”
“Why should I go?”
Yun Mengxi rolled her eyes and said, “It’s you who are getting married to Liu Shishi and Yue Yuluo, not me… Okay, okay, I’m going to sleep now. I haven’t been resting well recently, and my face is breaking out.”
She crawled into the coffin. 𝑓𝓻ℯ𝑒𝑤𝘦𝑏𝑛ℴ𝓋ℯ𝑙.𝘤𝓸𝓂
Seeing this, Xu Yang eagerly pulled a small stool next to the coffin and said,
“I’ll tell you a story to help you sleep.”
From the coffin, Yun Mengxi gave a desperate look and directly lifted the coffin lid, holding a watermelon knife, “What are you even doing in the middle of the night without sleeping? Do you want me to chop you to death?”
Xu Yang could only put away his phone and say “Goodnight.”
“It seems like finding the right opportunity to brush up on merit from Yun
Mengxi is necessary…”
Muttering to himself, Xu Yang saw a system light screen appear before him that only he could see —
[Name]: Xu Yang
[Age]: 22years old
[Daoist Arts]: Divine Ascension Scripture
[Skills]: Fire Manipulation Skill, Water Manipulation Skill, Wulei Rules
(Entering Dao), Paper Cutting Skill
[Martial Arts]: Land Flight Skill, Soul Searching
[Cultivation]: Early stage of Entering Dao Realm [Daoist Artifact]: Supreme Purification Seal (Daoist artifact)
[Merit Points]: 34.800 points
[Storage Space]: 10 cubic yards
Looking at the number behind the [Merit Points] column, Xu Yang couldn’t help but reveal a faint smile. He carefully studied it and focused his gaze on the [Skills] column.
In the [Skills] column, after “Wulei Rules,” the words “Entering Dao” were
added.
This indicates that Xu Yang has already comprehended and cultivated the
“Wulei Rules” to the level of “Dao.”
“Although I have entered the Dao through the power of thunder, it doesn’t mean I can’t cultivate other Daoist skills… Now that I have so many meat points, I can take some out and upgrade the Fire Manipulation Skill and Water Manipulation Skill to the level of ‘Dao.'” With his previous experience of culttating “Wulei Rules,” Xu Yang didn’t dare to rashly upgrade “Fire Manipulation skill” and “Water Manipulation Skill,” fearing that it would cause another great commotion.
“The Daoist Convention will officially end tomorrow… It’s not too late to cultivate Fire Manipulation SkUl and Water Manipulation Skill when I return to WuCity.”
Xu Yang looked at the “Paper Cutting Skill.
This “Paper Cutting Skill” was the secret technique of the Yue Sister duo, who had learned this esoteric art during their lives.
Xu Yang had brushed up on the “Paper Cutting Skill” many times. Although he hadn’t tried cutting paper himself, he was very familiar with the “Paper Cutting Skill” in his heart, as if he had been practicing it for many years.
The paper used for the “Paper Cutting Skill” could be yellow talisman paper.
This was the lowest level.
If you want to create a powerful “Paper Person,” you’ll need special paper. At that level, even the “scissors” need to be specially made.
Xu Yang had yellow paper for drawing talismans, and as for scissors, he borrowed a pair from the guesthouse owner.
He carefully tried to create a “paper person.
However…
He cut dozens of small paper people in a row, all ending in failure. Some had missing arms or legs, others were too ugly. But the main problem was…
He couldn’t imbue the “paper person” with spirituality.
“What is spirituality?”
“Why can’t I get it to come alive even after infusing it with my energy, spirit, and Daoist charm?”
just as Xu Yang was pondering, suddenly…
Snap!
The coffinside lid lying on one side was suddenly flipped open.
Yun Mengxi sat bolt upright, clutching her head and screaming, “Ah ah ah ah…
I? can’t sleep!”
Xu Yang, expressionless, said, “Well, zombies are active at night and sleep during the day, so it’s normal not to sleep at night, isn’t it? Otherwise… should I tell you another story?”
“No!”
Yun Mengxi huffed angrily, “I’m scared!”
Xu Yang, “Then what should we do?”
Yun Mengxi thought for a moment, and said, “Let me sleep in your arms…”
PS: The first update is here. I’ll eat and then continue writing. The timing of the update hasn’t been adjusted today, so we’ll schedule it for tomorrow!
