This Curse Is Just Awesome-Chapter 329 - Investigating -- Chen Yu (2)

Creak --

Just as Chen Yu and Chen Siwen were bickering, along with the ear-piercing sound of an iron door scraping against each other, Mother Chen and BB, carrying large and small bags, staggered into the house.

"Aun... Aunty."

Bahuang Yao, who was on the sofa, was the first to react. She hurriedly stood up and bowed. "Hello, Aunty."

Chen Yu also stood up and bowed. "Hello, Aunty."

"Xiao Yu..."

When she saw Chen Yu, Mother Chen felt as if she had been struck by lightning. She was stunned on the spot.

The plastic bag in her hand slowly loosened and fell to the ground.

The BB next to her lowered her head. "The egg broke."

When she came back to her senses, Mother Chen followed the BB's gaze and looked at the broken eggs on the ground. She said in annoyance, "In TV dramas, something will fall every time something like this happens. So I also let go, but I forgot it was eggs."

BB said, "What a waste."

Mother Chen said, "Yeah, Xiao Yu, it's really not a good time for you to come back."

BB said, "Pick it up? It should still be able to be fried."

Mother Chen said, "Right, it hasn't even been three seconds yet. Hurry up and pick it up."

After saying that, the two of them squatted down and picked up the broken eggs.

Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Chen Siwen expressionlessly. "Sis, is this what you meant by being afraid?"

"Ah... Yes. You said it was going to break. Aren't these eggs afraid?"

Chen Yu gave her a thumbs up. "D*mn, this is good, but it's a little rotten."

She picked up all the eggs and placed them in the basin in the kitchen. Mother Chen brought the baby to the living room and immediately looked at Bahuang Yao who was behind the coffee table.

"You are..." Mother Chen blinked and came to a realization. "Oh! You are Bahuang Tao, right?"

Beads of sweat appeared on Bahuang Yao's forehead. "It's... It's Bahuang Yao."

"Oh, yes, it's Bahuang Yao." Mother Chen changed her words and went forward to shake hands. "Hello, Bahuang Yao."

"Hello, Aunty."

BB also came forward, stretched out her small hand, and raised it high. "Hello, Sister Bahuang Tao."

Bahuang Yao: "It's Bahuang Yao."

"Okay." BB nodded. "Sister Bahuang Tao."

"Yao, Yao Ming's Yao. Y, a, o. Yao."

"Hello, Big Sister Bakuang Yao."

Bahuang Yao: "..."

Seeing that the other party did not correct her, BB looked at Chen Yu and said happily, "Sir, you're back."

"Good girl." Chen Yu reached out and touched BB's little head. Chen Yu introduced them to Bahuang Yao. "My sister and my mother. You should have known her other during the College Entrance Exam, so I won't introduce you. This is BB."

"B... BB." Bahuang Yao wanted to say that this was a strange name, but before she could say it, her polite personality played its role. She suppressed this question and turned to smile. "Hello BB. How old are you this year?"

"684 years old," BB said in a baby voice.

Bahuang Yao: "Emmmmm..."

Chen Yu frowned at the side and held BB's hand. He said to Bahuang Yao, "You guys talk first. BB and I will go prepare some fruits for you."

"There's no need to go through so much trouble. I'm don't need to eat."

"It's fine. We'll eat even if you don't."

Waving his hand, Chen Yu brought BB to the kitchen and looked him up and down. "Didn't Origin say that the more time passes, the more mature your thinking will be?"

"Yeah."

"But why are you becoming more and more like a child now?"

"Mama Chen said that I'm just a child. A child should look like a child." BB puffed out her small belly. "I'm in kindergarten now. I'm in the big class."

Chen Yu: "...Can you get used to it?"

"I can."

BB laughed happily. "The teachers in kindergarten all like me. They said that their sleep quality has improved since I came."

Chen Yu: "As long as you're happy..."

In the living room.

Mother Chen secretly glanced at Chen Yu in the kitchen. She quickly moved to the sofa and held Bahuang Yao's hand. They sat down together. "Xiao Yao, sit. Sit down and talk."

"Thank you, Aunty."

"You're welcome." Stroking the back of the girl's smooth and delicate hand, Mother Chen opened her mouth. Just as she was about to say something, she realized Chen Siwen's existence and immediately changed her expression. She reprimanded, "What are you standing there for? The guests are here. Quickly go and cook."

"...Me?" Chen Siwen pointed at herself in confusion.

"What do you think?"

"Oh." Chen Siwen turned her head and looked at Bahuang Yao seriously before leaving thoughtfully.

When Mother Chen saw that only she and Bahuang Yao were left in the living room, she rubbed her hands together and asked carefully, "Xiao Yao, what is your... relationship with my Chen Yu?"

"We are... classmates."

"Classmates?"

"Yes." The girl nodded.

Mother Chen lowered her voice. "Are you serious classmates? Or are you not... serious?"

"We..." Suddenly realizing the hidden meaning in Mother Chen's words, Bahuang Yao's face turned red. "We... we are... serious."

"Serious? Serious couple?"

"No, no, no!" Steam gradually rose from the girl's head. "We haven't... haven't... haven't..."

"Oh, oh, oh." Mother Chen's eyes lit up. "I understand. You guys aren't officially together yet, right?"

"I..." Bahuang Yao sat straight up. Her face was about to bleed. She only opened her mouth, but she could not say a word.

Pa!

Just as her brain was getting hotter and hotter, and her thoughts were getting more and more chaotic. A book suddenly tore through the air and landed squarely on her face.

Crash.

The book fell to the ground. The girl came back to her senses and subconsciously lowered her head to look at the book.

She realized that it was a manga from Bo Ren Zhuan...

"Oh..."

For some reason, Bahuang Yao suddenly became less hot.

"Chen... Chen Yu!" Mother Chen was shocked by the incoming book and immediately turned to look at the attacker. "Why did you hit her?"

"I'm not hitting her." Chen Yu put away the remaining Bo Ren Zhuan in his arms and said seriously, "I'm cooling her down. Can't you see that she's almost burning up?"

Bahuang Yao: "..."

"Scram, scram, scram. I'll have a few words with Xiao Yao. You go and cook dinner with your sister." Mother Chen chased him away impatiently.

"Auntie, no... no need to be polite. I'm not eating." Bahuang Yao could not sit still anymore. She stood up and bowed in a panic. "I... I'll go home first."

"Don't."

Mother Chen reached out and grabbed the girl's arm. She pulled her back to the sofa and said, "It's not easy to come back. Let's have a good chat."

"It's getting dark." Chen Yu looked at the dusk outside the window. "Xiao Yao wants to go back, let her go back..."

"Shut up." Mother Chen was furious. "Can you speak less?"

"Aunty, it's really dark. I... I'll talk to you tomorrow..."

"Shh." The girl was not allowed to speak. Mother Chen held Bahuang Yao's hand, her eyes shining. "Xiao Yao, if I remember correctly, your father is the director of the Qingcheng Public Security Bureau, right?"

"Yes... That's right."

Hearing that, Mother Chen became even more enthusiastic. "That's great. If there's a chance, let's find a time to set up the marriage between you and Xiao Yu. Eat more folic acid and start prenatal education..."

"Ah ah..."

Bahuang Yao's face, which had just 'calmed down', turned red again. It was as red as fire, and as hot as if it was scorching..

In front of the sofa, Chen Yu felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave and was sweating profusely.

He suddenly remembered that Bahuang Yao's father had been locked up in the 'cold palace' of Ma Li's villa by him...

If there was no one to feed him, his bones might have rotted away by now.

'Gulp.'

'I can't let her go home.'

With this thought in mind, Chen Yu swallowed his saliva and strode forward. He crossed the coffee table and sat on the other side of Bahuang Yao. Together with Mother Chen, he clamped the young girl tightly. "Xiao Yao, Mom's right. Don't leave today. Let's discuss whether we want a boy or a girl."

On the side, Mother Chen was about to get angry when she saw Chen Yu coming over. However, when she heard Chen Yu's words, she smiled again and nodded repeatedly. "Yes, yes, yes, you're not young anymore. You have to have good children. It's the same for both boys and girls. I suggest you have them together."

"Ah..." Bahuang Yao's body temperature rose, her body swayed, and she was on the verge of collapse.

Pa!

Chen Yu used another 'Bo Ren Zhuan' to wake the young girl up.

"We... We're still..." Bahuang Yao came back to her senses. She trembled and could not speak clearly. "We're still too young..."

"Not young anymore." Mother Chen patted the young girl's hand cheerfully. Then, she accidentally saw the young girl's chest and hesitated for a moment. "Well... It's a little small, but... but it's okay! Babies drink milk powder now!"

Hua!

Bahuang Yao could not hold on no matter what. She suddenly stood up and stumbled out. "Aunty... Aunty, I'm sorry, I... I... I'll go home first..."

"You can't go home!" Chen Yu followed and grabbed the girl. "Sleep at my house today."

"Yes!" Mother Chen clapped her hands in agreement. "You sleep with Xiao Yu."

Tzzzzzzz --

After continuous heating, the top of Bahuang Yao's head finally emitted the sound of her hair being burnt...

"No! I'm going home! Aunty... Goodbye!"

Bang!

With explosive strength, the girl was like a trapped beast. With a flash, she jumped out of the living room, pulled open the door, and fled.

"Mom, I'll go after her."

"Go, go, go!" Mother Chen shouted, "Pay attention to safety! If you don't take folic acid, you can't give birth!"

"..." Chen Yu staggered.

...

After rushing out of the apartment building, Chen Yu saw the 'stumbling' girl at a glance. He increased his speed and chased after her.

"Don't run, slow down, huff~"

"I... I'm going home." After stopping, Bahuang Yao didn't dare to look at Chen Yu. She nervously clutched the corner of her clothes. "See you tomorrow."

"Why are you going home?" Chen Yu stood in front of the girl. "Let's go to my house. I live alone in my bedroom, and the bed is quite big."

"There's no need! Brother... Brother Yu, I'm going home."

"Then let's have dinner first."

"There's no need! Brother... Brother Yu, I'm going home."

"...Are you stuck?"

"There's no need! Brother... Brother Yu..."

"Shh!" Interrupting the girl's recitation, Chen Yu grabbed her hand and walked straight home. "Follow me into the house."

"Brother Yu... Don't..." Bahuang Yao was squatting on the ground and was being dragged. Her throat was filled with tears. "I'm not going..."

Letting go, Chen Yu frowned and said unhappily, "Can my family eat you?"

"No..."

"Do you hate my mother?"

"No, no, no, no!" Bahuang Yao waved her hand anxiously, her forehead covered in sweat. "I don't hate Aunty. I... I just..."

"Then why don't you go back to my house? At least have dinner before you leave." After saying that, Chen Yu added in his heart, 'Then, while you're eating, I'll put your father back...'

"Aunty is too... too enthusiastic. I'm a little..." The young girl's tongue was tied.

"My mom is too direct? Are you embarrassed?"

"Ah... Mm mm mm." The girl nodded like she was pecking rice.

"That's it." Chen Yu scratched his ear and turned to look in the direction of his apartment building. He came up with an idea. "Then let's not go back to my house. I'll bring you to eat, play a few rounds, and then find a hotel to stay in."

"A hotel... to stay..." Bahuang Yao muttered to herself.

"Yes."

"Brother Yu..."

Slowly, Bahuang Yao reacted. She lowered her head, revealing her red ear. After a long silence, she tightened the corner of her shirt. "I... I got it. If you want... I'm willing..."

"Then let's go."

Without waiting for the girl to finish, Chen Yu patted her shoulder and pulled the 'lost' Bahuang Yao out of the neighborhood.

A man and a woman, one in front and one behind.

After walking around the neighborhood a few times, they found a relatively high-end Chinese restaurant.

They sat opposite each other.

"You haven't eaten since you were resurrected. You should be hungry too." Chen Yu took the menu from the waiter and handed it to Bahuang Yao. "Order whatever you want. Eat whatever you want. After you're done, let's go to the hotel."

'He wants to have s*x with me.'

'Brother Yu wants to have s*x with me.'

'Brother Yu wants to have s*x with me in the hotel...'

Bahuang Yao couldn't bear to look at the menu in her hands.

There was only one thought in her mind.

'Brother Yu...'

'He wants to have s*x with me...'

'Ah...'

"Hello?" Chen Yu stretched out his hand and waved it in front of Bahuang Yao's eyes in confusion. "Are you still there?"

"Yes... I'm still here." A shiver ran down her spine, and the young girl sat up straight.

"Order."

"I... I'll order that..."

"Which one?" The waiter at the side was dumbfounded.

"Ah, no. I... Brother Yu, you should order."

Chen Yu took the 'trembling' menu and frowned. "Xiao Yao, what's wrong with you today? Are you not recovering well?"

"No..."

"Forget it, I'll order."

Opening the first page of the menu, Chen Yu pointed. "Waiter, bring me a plate of boiled fish."

"..." An idiom popped up in Bahuang Yao's little head -- fish in water.

Chen Yu said, "Bring me a plate of broccoli."

"..." Another idiom popped up in Bahuang Yao's head -- Snow moon wind flower.

Chen Yu said, "Stir-fried green beans."

"..." Bahuang Yao -- fire and dry firewood.

Chen Yu: "Husband and wife lung slice."

Bahuang Yao -- men and women having s*x...

...

Thirty minutes later, a 'simple but not simple' dinner ended.

Chen Yu and Bahuang Yao walked out of the restaurant.

At this moment, Bahuang Yao had completely calmed down and accepted the following 'fate' in her heart.

"Let's go and open a hotel," Chen Yu said. "Let's stay there first."

"...Can you wait for me for a moment?"

"What for?"

"I... I want to buy something."

"Oh." Chen Yu nodded and took out a cigarette from his pocket to light it up. "Go."

After giving Chen Yu a deep look, the young girl moved her wobbly legs and walked into the pharmacy next door. With her head lowered, she selected a bottle of painkillers, a roll of bandages, and a box of Yunnan white medicine from the shelves.

"Ah..."

She walked to the counter and was about to pay.

Bahuang Yao raised her head and recalled Chen Yu's shocking 'figure'. She touched her lower abdomen.

After hesitating for a moment, she returned and bought another bottle of painkillers, a roll of bandages, and a box of Yunnan white medicine...

After paying, she put all the medicine into her pocket. Bahuang Yao walked out of the pharmacy and stood in front of Chen Yu with a determined look in her eyes.

"Brother Yu!"

"Ah?"

"I'm ready."

Chen Yu stopped smoking. "....Why do I feel like you're going to the battlefield?"