The Sweet Life of Superstar and His Goddess Wife-Chapter 470: Jiang Family Siblings (Third Update)
Lu Mingtian, sitting behind Mu, said to Jiang Nuo, "How did you teach your son? He’s so amazing at such a young age?"
Jiang Nuo innocently replied, "My wife takes care of the kids!"
"Your wife is incredible! She even trained her husband to be so obedient, let alone the kids."
So, the planned segment of tricking and deceiving children fell through due to the presence of Mu Wanlian. However, also thanks to Mu Wanlian, many parents suddenly realized that this episode was an excellent "textbook."
The production team wasn’t dumb, and after the program aired, they even specially edited a "Wanlian version of Anti-Kidnapping and Anti-Deception Textbook" for the convenience of the audience.
When Mu Qiuniang and Jiang Nuo got in touch with Mu Wanlian, they were greeted with this kind of video.
Mu Qiuniang, slightly helpless, said, "Wanlian, did you forget you’re just a child?"
Mu Wanlian shrugged, "Mom, I’m playing a highly intelligent kid, not a dim-witted one."
Jiang Nuo laughed from the side, "Actually, it’s nothing much; no one suspects a thing."
"They might not suspect now, but how could any cultivator look and not know what’s going on?" Mu Qiuniang shot Jiang Nuo a glance.
"Fine, let them know. Anyway, Wanlian has you for protection. Who would dare to mess with him?" Jiang Nuo said.
"I’m just afraid some people might take the risk."
"If there are such people, they would have set their sights on Wanlian, even if he wasn’t on TV. Darling, don’t forget, you’re the ’Old Ancestor’ of the Cultivation World now. With so many watching you, how could they not notice Wanlian’s identity?"
"Mom, don’t worry, not just anyone can mess with me." Mu Wanlian was full of confidence. He was, after all, an Ancient Lotus. If he couldn’t even handle a few cultivators, that would be too weak.
"Yes, you’re very strong!" Mu Qiuniang said helplessly, "There’s always someone stronger out there, so you shouldn’t be too arrogant."
"That’s not arrogance, it’s confidence," Jiang Nuo said.
"Oh, Wanlian, from now on you’ll take care of Xiaoyu." Mu Qiuniang extended her hand and handed a palm-sized object to Mu Wanlian.
"Who’s Xiaoyu?"
No sooner had Mu Wanlian spoken than the object in his hand opened its mouth: [It’s me, big brother!]
Then, it jumped to the ground, and amidst a flash of white light, transformed into a little girl roughly the same size as Mu Wanlian. She was quite cute, with a pair of black octopus-eye toys on her head, though a bit chubby, and the black lolita dress couldn’t quite cover her plump body.
Mu Wanlian said, "Weren’t you a boy?"
Mu Wanyu looked puzzled, "I’ve always been a girl, big brother!"
An ugly octopus monster, and it turned out to be a girl?! Though, now as a girl, she was quite cute, if not for being a bit too plump!
Mu Wanlian stared at her, finding it hard to believe she was a girl.
"Big brother, look, I really turned into a human, and I’m wearing a dress; isn’t it pretty?" Mu Wanyu said happily, spinning in front of Mu Wanlian, wanting him to comment.
"Uh-huh!" She was twice as chubby, indeed quite nice!
"Big brother, I’ll stick with you from now on. If you want me to go east, I’ll go west. If you want me to go west, I’ll go west, without any objections," Mu Wanyu said eagerly.
Mu Wanlian wondered if it was just his imagination, but she seemed a little dumb!
Sure enough, if she weren’t dumb, how could she have been coaxed into handing over so many treasures back then?
But, the implication from dad and mom seemed to be wanting this wacky one to become their child too?
"Dad, mom, are you planning to adopt her?" Mu Wanlian asked.
"Yeah, you’re too lonely by yourself, so we found you a companion. How is she? Isn’t Xiaoyu cute? Her name is similar to yours, only the last character is different; she’s called Mu Wanyu." Jiang Nuo stroked Mu Wanyu’s head, looking particularly pleased.
Heh heh... This one is much cuter than Mu Wanlian; not only does she let him hold her, but she even makes him happy. It’s wonderful!
Isn’t there a saying that daughters are their mother’s little padded jacket and their father’s soulmate from a past life? Looks like it’s true.
Mu Wanlian was a bit disdainful: "Why don’t we wait for Wanqing to take shape?"
In comparison, he actually preferred Mu Wanqing, the little dragonfly. Unfortunately, she was too small, and who knew when she’d finally take form? It would be a long wait.
"Who’s Wanqing?" Mu Wanyu tilted her head and asked.
Jiang Nuo stroked his chin: "That’s your little brother’s sweetheart!"
Mu Wanyu widened her eyes: "Then what about me?" That chubby little face puffed up, as if worried someone might snatch away her big brother.
Mu Wanlian shot a glare at Jiang Nuo: "What nonsense are you talking about? Wanqing hasn’t taken form; we don’t even know if it’s a boy or a girl yet."
"Hey, don’t scare me, okay? Xiaoyu already told me that when you demons take form, you can choose your gender. Xiaoyu intentionally chose to be a girl to match you~" Jiang Nuo said with a mischievous smile.
"Brother Wanlian, do you really have someone you like?" Mu Wanyu tugged at Mu Wanlian’s sleeve, nervously asking, "Could you not like her? Like me, okay? Look, I’m quite cute too, chubby and soft, perfect for pinching. Dad loves pinching me... Plus, I eat a lot. Whatever Brother Wanlian doesn’t like to eat, I can finish it all. And I’m good in a fight; anyone Brother Wanlian doesn’t like, I’ll drive them all away..."
"You’re overthinking it!" Seeing Jiang Nuo watching the drama unfold, Mu Wanlian felt a little exasperated, "You’re a girl now, be demure, okay?"
"What’s demure? Can you eat it?" Mu Wanyu looked at him eagerly.
"You can’t eat it, but girls who aren’t demure won’t be liked by others."
Mu Wanyu nearly cried: "So, Brother Wanlian doesn’t like Xiaoyu anymore? Wah wah wah... It’s because Xiaoyu isn’t demure enough! But what exactly is demure? Don’t be mad, Brother Wanlian, tell me, and I promise I’ll change, and be very demure in the future..."
Mu Wanlian was having a headache: "Could you not cry, please?" What he feared most was people crying; it gave him a headache.
"Okay, I won’t cry." Mu Wanyu said, and then hiccuped, looking pitiful and making one feel distressed.
"Take a deep breath..." Mu Wanlian, feeling helpless, patted her back gently.
"Whew..." Mu Wanyu took a deep breath but didn’t dare exhale, turning red from holding it in.
"Exhale!" Mu Wanlian was exasperated. Does she really have to be this silly?
Mu Wanyu quickly exhaled: "I thought Brother Wanlian didn’t want me to breathe out."
"How are you so silly?"
"It’s alright, as long as Brother Wanlian is clever. I just need to stick with Brother Wanlian. I believe Brother Wanlian wouldn’t bear to hurt me. Brother Wanlian, what did you have for dinner? You smell so good." As she spoke, the previously tearful creature sidled up to Mu Wanlian, sniffing him here and there.
Mu Wanlian: Such a silly demon, really want to toss her away, what to do?







