The Sweet Life of Superstar and His Goddess Wife-Chapter 469: The Real and Fake Jiang Nuo
When Mu Qiuniang and Jiang Nuo came out of the room, Jiang Nuo had probably gone through almost all the slightly better treasures inside.
Exchanging one Transformation Pill for so many treasures, Jiang Nuo felt a bit embarrassed.
These were things that had been collected by someone else for hundreds of years, and as soon as he appeared, they were almost all divided up.
It felt as if it had prepared for these hundreds of years just for him.
"Cough cough!" Jiang Nuo fake-coughed a few times.
[You’re out?!] The sleepy octopus monster immediately shook off its drowsiness upon hearing this voice.
It leapt forward and excitedly talked to the couple for a long time.
Then it realized: they couldn’t understand a word it was saying!
The octopus monster felt a bit dejected and used its tentacles to hand over a note left by Mu Qiulan.
"Wife, let me!" With his cultivation having improved, Jiang Nuo was eager to make a good showing, so he quickly grabbed it. 𝙛𝓻𝒆𝒆𝒘𝙚𝓫𝙣𝙤𝒗𝙚𝓵.𝙘𝙤𝙢
On the note, Mu Wanlian left a message: "Dad, Where Are We Going" is still filming. It will head back first to find a way to hold the fort, so after they come out, don’t forget to contact it to see where the filming has reached now.
Oh! One more thing, don’t forget to bring the octopus monster along, after all, it promised to help with the transformation.
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Fake is just fake, no matter what. In order to disguise the fake Jiang Nuo, Mu Wanlian couldn’t afford to be as laid-back as before while filming the show. Although still teasing Jiang Nuo from time to time, it had to become more proactive.
The proactive Mu Wanlian became extremely capable. Even though he looked like the youngest, he was the most independent among the children.
Getting up and dressed, cooking, washing dishes, cleaning—he could do it all. This astonished both the crew and the audience in front of the TV, making them exclaim: How did Mu Qiuniang train him to be so sensible?!
However, vaguely, there was a feeling: Is he too sensible? Could this be a little too much?
Just then, for the sake of the program’s effect, the crew also added the heated online topic of "child abduction" into the show.
Letting four children play alone in a place like a café, the dads left one after another with nothing to do, and then after a while, a charming aunt or an entertaining uncle with candy and toys came to entice them.
"Kids, want some candy?" The uncle smiled especially kindly.
Tiantian, Chenchen, and Mi Fan looked at him with some confusion: "Uncle, do you know us?"
"Of course, I’m a fan of your dad. Let me tell you, blah blah blah..." The particularly persuasive uncle chatted away with a friendly smile.
"Oh~ a fan, I understand, my dad has lots of fans." Tiantian nodded in realization.
"Yes, I’m your dad’s fan. Here, have some candy. It’s my newly bought candy, very tasty." The uncle handed out some candies wrapped in pretty pink and green wrappers.
Under the uncle’s warm sales pitch, Tiantian couldn’t resist and couldn’t help but reach out her small hand.
"Snap—"
Suddenly, having not reacted for a long time, Mu Wanlian walked over and slapped Tiantian’s little hand away.
"Why did you hit me? Pretty boy, don’t you know hitting hurts? You shouldn’t hit people." Tiantian’s hand hurt a little, and she was about to cry. But seeing it was the pretty boy, she was reluctant to blame him.
Mu Wanlian didn’t think he did anything wrong. Instead, with a cold little face, he said, "Didn’t your kindergarten teacher tell you not to eat candy from strangers?"
"Pretty boy, I’m not a stranger, I’m your dad’s fan!" the uncle said.
"Yeah, he’s my dad’s fan, so he’s not a stranger." Tiantian argued discontentedly.
Mu Wanlian ignored Tiantian, just told the uncle, "My dad has so many fans, I basically don’t know any of them. What else could you be but a stranger? Many conmen like to use candies to deceive children, don’t think I don’t know. I won’t be fooled."
"Take it, little brother. I’m not a conman, I’m really your dad’s fan. Your dad’s name is Jiang Nuo, your mom’s name is Mu Qiuniang..." The uncle talked at length about Jiang Nuo and Mu Qiuniang, clearly very familiar with the couple.
Mu Wanlian rolled his eyes: "My parents are celebrities. What’s so strange about you knowing their names? Do you know my sister’s name?"
The uncle was visibly stunned for a moment: "Your sister, like you, her last name is Mu..."
"Hmm!" Mu Wanlian nodded.
"Your sister is very cute, chubby, looks a lot like your dad and mom, smiles like a little angel..." The uncle was good at embellishment, as even without ever seeing Jiang Nuo and Mu Qiuniang’s daughter, he just knew to praise positively, which was not wrong at all.
Mu Wanlian quietly looked at him.
For some reason, the uncle felt a chill: "Pretty boy, why are you looking at me like that?"
"I don’t have a sister, only a brother who can’t walk yet. You’re a conman!" Mu Wanlian suddenly spilled a box of milk, then looked up and shouted to the waiter in the coffee shop, "Waiter, there’s an uncle here who spilled our milk..."
He hadn’t even said he was a conman.
The coffee shop had been informed in advance, so seeing someone approaching the children, they just silently watched without interrupting.
No one expected one of the kids would shout to them, so they had to send someone over.
"Kids, whose milk got spilled?"
"His!" Mu Wanlian pointed at the uncle playing the conman, "We don’t know him, he tried to trick us with candy and take us outside. He’s a conman!"
The uncle playing the conman had not expected this turn of events, and after being stunned, had no choice but to flee.
The coffee shop waiter poured Mu Wanlian a new glass of milk.
Tiantian, Chenchen, and Mi Fan were completely in awe of Mu Wanlian and asked him how he could tell the man was a conman.
Mu Wanlian calmly told a few short stories, detailing the methods currently favored by conmen, and instructed them on what to do when encountering such conmen in the future.
The crew hiding in the back, and the audience watching the show: "..."
My gosh! The kid from the idol’s family is such a prodigy?!
He’s only three years old?
This IQ, is it supposed to be so high? Even kindergarten grads seem retarded in comparison.
What troubled the crew even more was that among the cases Mu Wanlian mentioned, one was the method they were planning to use next.
After he explained it, how could the kids still fall for it?
Thus, the crew added a caption: The group was on the verge of tears, prodigy child revealed the plot in advance, what to do?
The fans shamelessly commented: [Exactly this way!]
[This is truly a child from our idol’s family, that IQ is top-notch, giving those kids a fright! Seeing if they dare to accept candy from strangers ever again!]
[I want to clip this segment and show it to the kids at my uncle’s house!]
[Please share the video.]
[I second that request!]
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