The Real Way to Cultivate in the City-Chapter 55: Everyone Is Showing Off, Whether Human or Ghost
Hello everyone.
I am the Internet Warrior, a powerful Superpower User of the Extraordinary Universal School.
As long as I have a keyboard in hand and I’m connected to the internet, even a four-fold blooming Receptacle will be slammed into losing control by me!
On the internet, I call the shots, I strike hard!
The day before yesterday.
I followed the orders of my superior, the Envious Legislator, and made contact with the Dog Legs.
Yesterday morning.
I arrived in Ke Chen City.
Last night.
I started bashing an Extraordinary with the codename White Impermanence online.
And with just one sentence, I made a man give me 550,000.
Everything is under control!
...
This morning.
The internet is already full of curses against White Impermanence.
My guidance was spot on.
Everything is under control!
...
This afternoon.
I couldn’t find any trace of White Impermanence.
This person, how come he doesn’t go online to defend himself even for a day?
But it’s okay, even though I didn’t succeed in finding White Impermanence’s trace, I found some fun.
I almost succeeded in making a Receptacle lose control!
Unfortunately, it was rescued back, but it was still quite enjoyable.
In a joking manner, tapping on the keyboard, the life of the Receptacle is at my command.....
This group of official people will definitely come for me, but their administrative efficiency is bound to be cumbersome.
Tomorrow night, I’ll be gone, you guys go find nothing!
Everything is under control!
...
I think I can stroll around this city and relax a bit.
Tomorrow, I should be able to find White Impermanence.
A normal person would definitely go online within two days.
Tomorrow night, I can leave Ke Chen City.
Everything is under control!
...
While strolling, I discovered an Extraordinary whose ability seems to be suppressing the anomalies of the Contained Object through the art of making milk tea.
This noble Extraordinary is actually using his ability to serve ordinary people!
What a pity!
Such a pity!
I must rescue him from this misery!
Moreover, the Envious Legislator’s subordinates are in dire need of logistical support staff.
I want to recruit him.
This way, when I leave tomorrow, I will not only have efficiently completed the Envious Legislator’s task but also expanded our ranks!
But how do I recruit new members?
I have no experience.
But no worries, the smart me can learn quickly.
I went on the forum for efficient learning.
I sent a good-willed message to the noble yet unconscious Extraordinary.
He must be attracted to me.
Everything is under control!
And then...
I got caught.
No problem, no problem, everything...
It’s not the worst yet!
They should just think I’m an ordinary wild Extraordinary, and Ke Chen City is forgiving towards wild Extraordinary.
I didn’t do any harm!
...
"Tell me, what’s your role in the Extraordinary Universal School?"
Sitting in the interrogation room, the Internet Warrior’s expression turned somewhat...
Perplexed.
"Sir, what are you talking about? I don’t understand."
Meanwhile, in his mind, he’s screaming, why aren’t you following the usual script!!!
Shouldn’t you start with my name, age, sex as a normal introduction?
Then through these Q&A establish the pace of the conversation, why start with the big guns right off the bat!!!
The interrogator was also not polite, pulling a keyboard out of the Internet Warrior’s bag, and asked:
"What is this?"
"Sir, this is a keyboard, I’m a web novelist, it’s reasonable to carry a keyboard around..."
The Internet Warrior thought it was not a big issue, every time he enters a city, a corresponding legal identity would be registered for him!
"Hold on, don’t say anything, check this out first."
The interrogator directly interrupted the Internet Warrior, then handed him a document, an application form with a bold headline...
"
Dear Leaders, Hello.
In order to gain a deeper understanding of Internet Trolls’ relevant information, I apply to conduct an autopsy on the corpse from the Extraordinary Universal School.
Cadre level.
The fresher, the better.
Sincerely.
Salute!
Applicant: Corpse Interpreter
Application time: Every day loving to work"
Internet Warrior: ???
Upon seeing the Internet Warrior reading the application, the interrogator continued:
"Our comrade’s ability, as the name suggests, is Corpse Reading."
"No! You’re killing people! I don’t know anything about the Extraordinary Universal School! I’m not part of the Extraordinary Universal School! Help me! Help me! Can anyone come to save me!
Please let me go, I’m just an ordinary online novel writer, I just type a bit faster than others, you can’t just because I carry a keyboard, and then..."
Internet Warrior’s emotions began to collapse, started crying, snot and tears flowing together.
Internet Warrior, before obtaining a Contained Object to become a Receptacle, had been caught multiple times for online bullying and was used to crying...
He cried because he truly felt unlucky!
So many people online are ranting, but why is he the only one being caught.
But this crying skill, since he became a Receptacle, hasn’t been used for a long time, yet when used today, it wasn’t too unfamiliar.
The interrogator looked at the young man’s sorrowful tears, and slightly moved, "comforted" him:
"It’s okay, it doesn’t matter if you don’t admit it, our comrade’s ability doesn’t necessarily need a complete corpse, a fake death will do.
It’s just during fake death, not much information is retrieved, but your identity should be readable.
We’ll perform liquid nitrogen treatment on you later, to induce a fake death, if the Corpse Reader finds you’re a member of the Extraordinary Universal School, we won’t thaw you, you’ll freeze to death, providing more information.
After all, thawing you without harm is quite costly, and lately we’ve been repeatedly attacked by the Extraordinary Universal School, budget is a bit tight, hope you understand.
Our financial appropriation is limited."
Following the interrogator’s statement, the Internet Warrior...
Could no longer show off.
"Don’t freeze me, I confess, I’m an officer under Envious Legislator, code name... Internet Warrior!"
"Speak properly!"
"Leader, speak properly what?"
"Speak properly your code name."
"Hmm, my code name is... Internet Troll."
"Hmm, continue."
"..."
Internet Warrior, no, Internet Troll.
The act was committed in the afternoon, the person was caught at night.
Yet Internet Troll couldn’t figure out why he was caught?
He clearly had no flaws!
...
After work today, not only was I have read it at the door, but also Yadan.
"Lin Hao, you’ve helped us a great deal again, thankfully for your reporting call, that person happened to be the one causing Cui Hua to lose control, everything went so smoothly!"
Lin Hao was not yet aware of Cui Hua being harmed, but after Yadan’s brief explanation, he roughly understood the cause and effect.
"How did you know that person had issues?"
"You know, I’m timid, cherish life, since the Compass incident happened in my rental apartment, I’ve been living in a guesthouse?
I thought, if I can be Extraordinary, why can’t others be Extraordinary?
Moreover, that person talked about seeing a different world, clearly that’s problematic!"
After hearing it, Yadan nodded and said:
"That’s right, just after checking the surveillance, it seemed quite problematic too, either send the person to us or to a mental hospital."
After hearing Yadan and himself repeat the interrogation process, Lin Hao curiously asked:
"Corpse Interpreter can read information of fake dead people?"
"No, tricking that guy."
Goodness, both people and ghosts are showing off.
"How do you plan to handle Internet Troll?"
"Keep him locked up first. If there’s a hostage exchange in the future, he could be of use. Now I’ll continue working, you have a chat with I have read it."
After Yadan left, I have read it rubbed his hands toward Lin Hao and whispered:
"Milk Tea Master, um, the water from this afternoon, still have any?"
"Yes, but it must be kept secret!"
"Don’t worry, if I tell anyone, I’m a puppy, come, pinky promise, hundred years without change..."
I have read it, this person, quite pragmatic, not too curious, doesn’t poke into the roots, pretty good!
The wise man recognizes opportunities, thumbs-up.
Yet...
"Hundred years is too short, let’s make it two hundred years instead."
"Okay, restart, pinky promise, two hundred years without change..."
...
Dog Legs waiting for news.
Dog Legs waiting for Internet Troll’s reply.
Dog Legs can’t wait anymore, calls Internet Troll...
"Troll, any progress today?"
"Hello, Internet Troll has been caught by us, hope you can turn yourself in, realize your mistakes, and repent..."
Bang!
The phone was hung up.
The staff who took the call looked at Internet Troll and said:
"Your organization’s people, really impolite."
Internet Troll: You’re polite, your whole family is polite!
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[Unused Monthly Pass Shelter Center]
