The Real Way to Cultivate in the City-Chapter 54: Featured Pinned Post: Recruitment Script
City Management Team.
Emergency meeting number N.
Everyone attending wore a solemn expression, waiting for news.
Slam.
The door was pushed open.
The head of the Logistics Team, holding her [Feather Duster], said with a relaxed expression:
"All of Cui Hua’s physical data has returned to normal. Let her rest."
Everyone’s expression finally eased a little.
As long as she’s okay.
The atmosphere in the conference room became slightly lighter.
"That girl Cui Hua really scared me."
"I’ve always said we receptacles shouldn’t have idols."
"I think it’s not that simple; let’s wait for the Investigation Team’s report."
"..."
After a while, everyone’s phone vibrated, and it was a message from the Corpse Interpreter of the Investigation Team.
A report.
A single sentence, tagging everyone.
"Here’s the report I just compiled; please refer to it. I’ve completed my job and won’t waste time attending the meeting."
Everyone automatically ignored the latter part of the sentence. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞
They opened the report—
"Analysis of the Disruption Event Involving City Management Team Member Cui Hua"
It is suspected that Cui Hua’s recent disruption is the work of the Internet Troll under the Envious Legislator of the Extraordinary Universal School.
Reasons are as follows:...
No one looked at the reasons.
The atmosphere in the conference room turned explosive!
"Sentence the Extraordinary Universal School member we captured to death! Execute immediately!"
"Haven’t we cleared this school from the city already? Why are they like weeds that keep coming back?"
"..."
The room was suddenly filled with a fervent atmosphere!
Everyone volunteered to track down the Extraordinary known as the Internet Troll.
"Ahem."
The captain coughed tactically to strategically quiet the room.
"The purpose of today’s emergency meeting is not only to find the Internet Troll, but also to discuss how to curb...
the slander against White Impermanence on the internet, um, against Lord White Impermanence...
This slander may also be the work of the Internet Troll.
Lord White Impermanence may not care, but we must take it to heart!
If he harbors malice towards our City Management Team, the impact on our city could be even greater!
Now, I’ll begin task distribution.
Investigation Team, continue to dig and gather information on the Internet Troll and share data with other cities.
Logistics Team, the leader must stay in the City Management Team headquarters to ensure the safety of our members. If there are any more uncontrollable receptacles in the city, bring them back so the Logistics Team leader can try a few whacks to wake them up. If they’re fortunate...
Those who can’t be brought back, kill them.
Exploration Team, check the records of entries into Ke Chen City during this period...
Strategy Team, find the traffic company spreading scandal about Lord White Impermanence and have a nice chat with their reps...
Combat Group, be ready for action at a moment’s notice!"
After assigning tasks to each team, the City Management Team captain leaned on the table and earnestly said:
"I’m counting on you all. Stay safe."
"Mission guaranteed to be completed!"*N
Within the team groups, everyone began to bustle with activity.
The Corpse Interpreter, who originally hid from the meeting and was browsing on his phone, watched group messages continuously pop up.
Everyone was full of zeal.
Everyone was communicating passionately.
While he...
Thought lying flat seemed inappropriate.
The Corpse Interpreter sighed, sat up from the morgue freezer, opened a computer, grumbling all the while.
"Anyone making me work overtime should die a horrible death!"
He opened a new DOC document and started typing an application from scratch—
"Application
Dear Leaders, hello.
In order to better understand the relevant information on the Internet Troll, I am applying to perform an autopsy on the Extraordinary Universal School cadaver.
Preferably at a cadre level.
The fresher, the better.
Sincerely.
Salute!"
...
As the City Management Team began functioning at high speed and efficiency once more, Lin Hao’s milk tea shaking was in full swing.
Every cup of milk tea was praised by customers for its perfect taste, and patrons were abiding by the rules...
Except for the customer in front of him—
This was a somewhat frail-looking young man, already slightly hunched at a young age.
His face wasn’t a healthy red but a pale color from long absence from the sun.
His clothing was slightly disheveled, with some oil stains on the collar...
He took the cup of milk tea, sipped it, and his previously listless eyes instantly glimmered with surprise.
Then, after downing the milk tea in one go with a satisfied "ah," he jogged out of the shop...
What was that about?
Lin Hao found it odd and sent out his Divine Thought.
He saw the young man find a secluded corner and take out a phone....
The man logged onto a site called—
The Official Exchange Platform of the Extraordinary Universal School...
Hmm?
The Official Exchange Platform of the Extraordinary Universal School?
Wow, really—so the Extraordinary Universal School people are this bold now?
Then, the man clicked on a section titled "Recruitment."
He clicked on a pinned post titled "Recruitment Terms," the poster was—
Arrogant Legislator.
After quickly skimming the content, the young man took a deep breath, expression becoming a bit serious as he adjusted his collar.
With renewed confidence, he re-entered the milk tea shop.
Lin Hao’s mouth twitched...
The things he just saw with his Divine Thought—no way, no way, please don’t actually say it...
The man couldn’t really be about to recite those cheesy "recruitment lines" out loud in front of everyone, right?
The young man, unaware of Lin Hao’s thoughts, simply looked up at Lin Hao, pulled a card from his pocket, and placed it on the table, slowly sliding it over:
"Kid, you’ve got talent, and I’m interested in you.
Here’s five hundred and fifty thousand. Come with me.
You’re wasting your talents making milk tea; you need a bigger platform to showcase your abilities!
Become one of us, and you’ll see a whole new world!"
Everyone in line went silent.
Lin Hao raised a brow...
Talk about a strong pitch!
Are you really pulling this awkward stunt here?
Reading the post with Divine Thought was intense enough; this is even more intense!
Meanwhile, Li Chuchu, who was taking a photo with a customer, heard those words, and regardless of how intense they were, instantly wore a displeased expression.
Poaching someone right now...
Is this how you poach someone openly, in public?
And offering fifty five thousand in one go!
"Apologies, sir, but Master Lin is our Gold Medal Milk Tea Master." Li Chuchu stepped forward, smiling politely.
The young man remained unmoved, his gaze never leaving Lin Hao, still looking at him intently:
"Kid, once you’re with me, you’ll understand that money and women are just distractions!
You’ll stand at a different height to view the world.
This is my number; I’ll wait for your call!"
Then, the young man picked up a pen from the counter, tore a piece of milk tea packaging paper, and quickly wrote down a string of numbers...
And swaggered off.
The young man felt very satisfied with his performance.
He thought his first recruitment ever perfectly adhered to the recruitment principles in the Arrogant Legislator’s post—
Domineering yet mysterious!
But he hadn’t gone far before someone stopped him.
"Hello, I’m from the City Management Team. We received a community report that you’re suspected of disrupting the market order. Please accompany us for investigation."
Young man: ???
