The Most Random System-Chapter 826 - 401: She Doesn’t Love Me, Only My Bags~_3
So this guy turns out to be a doctor!
Even if he’s an andrology doctor, kind of hard to talk about, not exactly a great job for dating.
But andrology is still better than, like, a proctologist dealing with poop all day. In comparison he actually counts as a high-quality asset.
Eh, how come the girl behind him is holding his hand?
Didn’t they just say they didn’t know each other?
Damn, game over.
Someone just got dumped at light speed, and there’s a poor dog sweating buckets in the elevator.
Bai Bufan, whose offensive and defensive positions had just flipped, was now gnashing his teeth.
F*ck!
Lin Li found a loophole.
And that bastard even said it so dead serious! Leaving himself zero other chances!
But Bai Bufan let out a cold snort. If that’s how it is, then don’t blame him for flipping the table.
He, Bai Bufan, has plenty of tricks up his sleeve!
...
"Ding——"
The elevator doors opened. Bai Bufan flashed a confident smile. Having already done his absolute best, he strode out with his head high, completely ignoring the four shocked people behind him.
Lin Li frowned, realizing things weren’t that simple.
He turned back, looked at the "three people" who had just become willing to acknowledge him again, and asked, a little unsure, "Which floor is this?"
"You don’t know numbers?" Ding Sihan pointed at the display above the elevator. "Fourth floor."
Lin Li: "And which floor were we supposed to go to again?"
Chen Yu Ying blinked. "We’re going out to eat, of course it’s the first floor."
Lin Li raised a brow, pure confusion on his face, and pointed at Bai Bufan, who was already walking away outside the elevator. "Then what’s Bufan doing, is he going home to eat?"
Qu Wanqiu smiled. "He’s going to snip some skins, um... do surgery, I guess."
In the end, Qu Wanqiu, still half a decent human being, just couldn’t bring herself to say those words as carelessly as "one dog."
Lin Li suddenly understood. "Ohhh, that’s how it is. Hope his surgery goes well."
Ding Sihan, Qu Wanqiu, Chen Yu Ying: "Yeah yeah, blessings."
After this exchange, the "three plus one" glanced at each other and couldn’t hold back their laughter.
Bai Bufan really did flip the table.
—He flipped himself. According to relativity, if you flip yourself and the table doesn’t move, then with Bai Bufan as the frame of reference, it’s the table that got flipped.
Bai Bufan, win!
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"Cowardly lizard, you’re back from cutting foreskins?"
Seeing Bai Bufan finally show up at the library entrance, Lin Li spoke with a squinty-eyed grin.
"Damn, taking the stairs almost killed me. If I’d known I’d have waited for the next elevator." Bai Bufan ignored Lin Li’s mockery and just panted.
"You can get this tired going downstairs? With physical fitness like that, you’ll be like this for life and still not work out?"
"What’s the point of working out? With that time I’d rather play on the computer, that’s the true path." 𝐟𝐫𝕖𝗲𝘄𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝕧𝐞𝚕.𝕔𝕠𝐦
Hearing this, Bai Bufan curled his lip. Seeing contempt still in Lin Li’s eyes, he decided to explain:
"You know the famous sports brand NIKE, right? Then you should also know their most iconic slogan, JUST DO IT, right?"
"Even a top-dog sports brand like Nike is telling us to ’do IT’. Doesn’t that already prove that sports are a lost cause, and it’s better to play on the computer as prep for working in IT?"
Lin Li gave him a thumbs-up.
Reasonable. Accepted.
"They already left? What about our ride, did you call it?" Seeing that Lin Li had been convinced, Bai Bufan nodded in satisfaction, then asked.
With five people, obviously it was still guys and girls splitting into two cars.
The reason the "three" were gone was because the three girls had already gotten a car and left first.
"Look, perfect timing." Lin Li checked his phone first, then scanned around the entrance, spotted the target, and walked over with Bai Bufan.
"License ending in 9749."
Too lazy to fasten seat belts, the two of them both chose the back seats.
"Alrighty." The driver nodded, started the car, and pulled out.
"Lin Li, look, this treasure-tier blogger I just found,"
Nothing better to do, Bai Bufan continued to spread positive energy:
"That figure is literally the ceiling. But then again, no matter how good the ceiling is, it still needs a false ceiling."
"All I can say is I’m jealous of her number one top gifter."
Hearing this, the driver glanced toward the rearview mirror from the corner of his eye.
He struggled internally, debating whether to ask who this blogger was.
Just then, the in-car navigation chimed in.
"There is a plane one hundred meters ahead."
As soon as the navigation said that, both Lin Li and Bai Bufan stopped talking and stared at the driver, a bit stunned.
"F*ck, uncle, your navigation is insane, you even connected it to airline flight paths? Where’s the plane, where, where?"
The two of them struck a perfect "shocked passersby" face, and in perfect sync plastered themselves against the windows on either side, looking up at the sky, trying to spot a plane.
The driver chuckled, made a fist and gave the dashboard a light thump. The stuck navigation finally resumed:
"—high-speed train arriving, please pay attention to safety."
The driver watched them through the rearview with a smile. Now these two should know what’s going on.
The three of their gazes met in midair.
And then:
Lin Li’s eyes went wide. "Holy sh*t! Uncle, your car can even notify you when a high-speed train arrives? You’re not just hooked into the airlines, you’re also plugged into the Railway Transport Bureau!"
Bai Bufan stuck his thumb up. "For real! Awesome! Uncle, your status and connections must be something else! Truly hiding your power! But, uh, where’s the high-speed train? I don’t see it, yo!"
Driver: "(;☉_☉)?"
"..."
"..."
"It said ’There is a non-motorized vehicle lane one hundred meters ahead, please pay attention to safety’! Not plane and high-speed train! Are you two pretending to be stupid? This is basic life knowledge! The voice module just glitched! How the hell do you even misinterpret it like that?!"
The driver finally couldn’t hold back and exploded in righteous ranting.
But when he noticed the two of them grinning "hehehe," the corner of his mouth twitched.
So these two were pretending to be idiots together.
Then again, it didn’t really look like they were faking it.
But then something else caught the driver’s eye, and he immediately slowed down, looking off to the side and clicking his tongue:
"Looks like there was a car accident."
Hearing this, Lin Li and Bai Bufan immediately followed the direction of his gaze.
Sure enough, at the side of the road at the intersection, two cars were parked there. Both hoods were dented to different degrees, and a traffic cop was standing nearby.
It didn’t look serious and there didn’t seem to be any casualties, just a normal fender bender. The few people arguing beside the traffic cop were obviously the owners.
Honestly, if the girls weren’t over there waiting for them to eat, and if it were just Lin Li and Bai Bufan hanging out today, the two of them really would have asked the driver to pull over on the spot so they could hop out and go watch the drama.
—They’d settle the fare on the spot, wouldn’t give the driver any trouble.
But now there were people waiting, so they could only sigh at the missed show.
[Mecha driving accidents are still fresh in your mind; let the alarm bell ring long and loud. Mechas should be damaged on the battlefield, never wasted in friendly fire within the safe zone!
Since this sight makes you feel sad and regretful, you should offer up your own strength to prevent it!]
[Mission triggered!]
[Mission Three: Find 10 pilots who are operating or using Mecha in violation of regulations, and immediately correct their behavior (0/10).]
[Mission Rewards: Physical Improvement: Mecha Synchronization Index +10; random talent; System Currency *50.]
