The Most Random System-Chapter 825 - 401: She Doesn’t Love Me, Only My Wallet

Only a mind reader could predict that.

"Alright, put your feet down. Sooner or later, the library's study rooms will install surveillance cameras."

Resigned after a futile struggle, Chen Yu Ying lightly nudged Lin Li's waist with her elbow and sighed.

"Actually, surveillance cameras are pretty useless, can even have side effects,"

Though Lin Li complied and put his feet down, he took the tissue handed by Chen Yu Ying to wipe the table and complained:

"Back when I lived in my old hometown, our house was frequently burgled, but after I dismantled the surveillance cameras, we never got robbed again."

Chen Yu Ying: "..."

"Indeed, and surveillance cameras need to stay plugged in constantly which wastes electricity. I think they should develop smart cameras that only activate when detecting thieves, saving electricity and avoiding recording useless footage."

Bai Bufan agreed with this sentiment.

"You're absolutely right..."

Watching the two delve into their heated conversation again, Chen Yu Ying sighed.

A love triangle is just too crowded.

If Wang Yuezhi (the midday version) could hear Chen Yu Ying's thoughts right now, he'd probably be quite pleased because she has him in her heart.

"But we've already decided on what to eat. Let's grab some Japanese food today. Let's go." Finally recovering from her fit of laughter, Ding Si Han stood up to rally everyone, "I've sent the link to the group chat, let's pick this place unless anyone objects."

"Alright, let's go with this place."

"Looking forward."

Setting aside biological species and habits, Lin Li and Bai Bufan make great dining companions because these two rarely dampen the mood and always add emotional value.

The five of them left the study room, ready to head downstairs to catch a taxi.

As usual during meal times, there were quite a few people waiting for the elevator in the library. The floor with the study room wasn't exactly low, but neither was it the top floor, so when the elevator doors opened, there were already several people inside.

Lin Li chivalrously let the girls in first, allowing them to stand against the wall. He then squeezed himself in, leaning naturally against Chen Yu Ying.

To prevent Chen Yu Ying from being pushed by others, he squeezed in himself first, perfectly resolving the issue.

Bai Bufan, less childish, simply stood by the elevator buttons.

Other people gradually entered, but it didn't turn into a sardine can. Once it seemed full enough, those outside opted to wait for the next elevator.

The elevator started its descent.

"Hey, Lin Li." Bai Bufan suddenly called out loudly from the opposite corner.

"What's up?" Despite the distance, Lin Li's height allowed him to clearly see Bai Bufan, who wasn't short either. He frowned and asked.

"Did you get that foreskin surgery you mentioned before?" Bai Bufan's voice was loud, piercing the momentary quiet within the elevator.

Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?!"

"..."

The moment this question surfaced, the atmosphere in the elevator suddenly froze.

Subsequently, innocent bystanders chose either to lower their heads, turn away, or pull out their phones and start cyber whispering.

Huh?

Oh my!

This was Bai Bufan's revenge, someone with a heart smaller than Ma Yan's!

As faintly probing gazes came from all directions, Lin Li realized what was happening, his eyes widening in instantaneous fury.

But the other side, shameless, not even willing to grin wickedly, displayed no guilt; just a face of 'genuine' concern.

When it rains, it pours.

"Excuse me, sir, you're standing too close to us. Can you please give us some space?"

Lin Li turned back to see how the "three" had somehow opened up a two-Centimeter gap—their limit, as they were already pressed against the wall.

Looking at Ding Si Han speaking indifferently and Qu Wanqiu with a disdainful face, the corner of Lin Li's eye twitched slightly.

Oh my!

Playing strangers at this time! Ding Zijiujuju! How did you two become like this?

Lin Li felt a twinge of sorrow.

Chen Yu Ying too is someone who can share prosperity but not adversity—when Lin Li looked over, she decisively turned away, refusing to meet his gaze.

At this moment, regardless of Bai Bufan's false persona.

Even taking a step back, if it were true, but just getting a foreskin cut, Ying Bao, do you not love me anymore?

So then...

Yu Ying, oh Yu Ying, do you love me or do you merely love my foreskin?

At this thought, his heart wrenched with pain, immense sadness engulfing Lin Li like a tide, and he couldn't help but feel jealous of his own foreskin.

Bad foreskin, bad foreskin.

But in moments like these, it's crucial to stay calm.

His brain worked rapidly at this moment, every previous insight reached its significance now, got it!

Lin Li calmly looked at Bai Bufan and coolly spoke amidst numerous listening ears:

"The patient's surgery is scheduled for Monday morning. Once I've cut his, I'll schedule yours. I'll give you a definite answer: I'll cut yours on Monday afternoon, so remember to wash a few times with warm water and prepare loose-fitting pants and tight-fitting underwear, which will be useful then.

Mr. Bai Bufan, I'm sorry for making you wait so long. Next time you refer a friend over, I'll offer them a discount, half-price for the second."

Bai Bufan: "(;゜○゜)!?"

Inhaling sharply, the elevator resonated with hushed gasps, and the temperature seemed to rise, if not, why was Bai Bufan's face suddenly flushed?

People in the elevator exchanged glances and then bowed their heads, trying to stifle laughter.

This unexpected turn of events was indeed surprising!