The Most Random System-Chapter 736 - 373: Love Is Not Invincible and Cannot Overcome All Hardships (2)

Maintain a reserve of at least 250 System Currency, then wait to buy when necessary—Lin Li has a half-price coupon, can get one for as low as 250.

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Twenty-sixth, Tuesday, sunny.

Tonight's self-study session will begin the in-school selection exam for the competition.

Lin Li arrived in the classroom with breakfast.

"According to unofficial history, back then Cao Mengde and Liu Xuande discussed heroes over wine, there's more to the story."

"At that time, Cao Cao was testing Liu Bei: 'Xuande has traveled far and wide, surely knows the heroes of the times, please speak of them.'

"Unable to decline any further, Liu Bei had to speak, first saying 'Huainan Yuan Shu, Yuan Gonglu, with ample soldiers and provisions, can be considered a hero'? Cao Cao laughed, 'Burel bones in the grave, I will capture him sooner or later.'

"Then Liu Bei said, 'Hebei Yuan Shao, Yuan Benchu, as unrecorded history says, once traveled various famous mountains and rivers, discovered time differences in places, thus sought masters and friends, researched day and night, eventually found where the meridian started! Afterwards, people commemorated his achievement, calling where the meridian starts the Benchu Prime Meridian, with this achievement, can be considered a hero'?'

King Ze in the back row, still listening to the story, couldn't help but interrupt with a sarcastic comment, 'Hey, isn't it overdone to tell unofficial history within unofficial history?'

'Shh, don't interrupt.' Bai Bufan was displeased and continued after Wang Ze made a gesture indicating he'd be quiet:

"Returning to the story, Cao Cao laughed: 'Believing unofficial history is fine, listening too much will damage the brains, I've met Yuan Shao in reality, he's more bark than bite, indecisive, not a hero.'

"Liu Bei pondered deeply, then said again 'Jiangdong Sun Ce, Sun Bo Fu, leader of Jiangdong, spirited and brave, is a hero'? Cao Cao laughed, 'Buy a pair of resilient shoes, then use flash to dodge when he starts ramming the ships, a combo won't trap him, not a hero.'

"Liu Bei mentioned several people subsequently, but none were approved, all denied by Cao Cao, puzzled, then directly asked who in his eyes was the hero."

"Cao Cao then said the words passed down till today, 'The heroes of the world today are only you, my lord, and Mengde!'

"Liu Bei was shocked, 'I admit I'm a hero, I, the Imperial Uncle Liu, am indeed awesome, but what is Mendel? He's just a pea planter, why compare to me? I say peas should grow behind sunflowers.'

"Intending to commercially flatter each other, Cao Cao discovered after listening that Liu Bei didn't even have him in his heart, instantly furious, slammed the rice on the table and prepared to have someone come in to kill Liu Bei."

"But as it was about to rain heavily, thunder roared, Liu Bei, aware, under the thunder's cover secretly broke open the drain with a stone and escaped Peach Garden through the drain, known in history as 'Cao Mansion's Redemption.'

Later, this was remade into a movie by the United States, but they adapted a lot for localization, so people might not recognize it."

'That adaptation changed way too damn much!'

Lin Li after listening didn't stand there, simply smiled and brought breakfast to the last row, sarcastically adding.

"But honestly, Cao Cao is actually the strategist, military leader, and tactician in the Three Kingdoms, ambitious, good at employing others,"

Lin Li then reflected:

"When I was young, I also liked Liu Bei and didn't like Cao Cao because the story perspective often started from him, subconsciously bringing myself in as the protagonist."

"But later as I grew older, thought more, gradually grew to like Diao Chan."

Everyone thought they understood what Lin Li meant was stunned by his words.

"(;☉_☉)?"

'Lin Li how on earth did you pick C in between A and B?' Wang Ze laughed and cursed.

"Because I grew up, thought more deeply." Lin Li shrugged, as if it were obvious.

'The lower house started handling business, huh!'

'Just say whether you like Diao Chan.'

'Indeed, I do like her, hehe.'

'Dad.'

While handing breakfast to Zhou Baowei, Zhou Baowei grasped the breakfast in his left hand, Lin Li's hand in the right, lovingly trying to awaken paternal love.

"Say the matter first, then I'll consider calling you my son." Lin Li was highly suspicious.

Always be on guard against sudden affection from sons, since more often it leads to wanting to explode Gold Coins themselves.

"Nothing much," Zhou Baowei cuddled against Lin Li's hand back like a kitten, "Bro, could you help me, the greedy little cat, snatch some lunch at noon? Meow~"

"Damn it!!! Bao Wei you 'meow' your mother's 'beep——' ah!"

Lin Li yanked his hand back, completely unable to hold in the disgust.

Zhou Baowei imitating a cat had the same impact as when Lin Li discovered Bai Bufan imitating a cat.

——Once, Lin Li asked Bai Bufan to play games, but Bai Bufan said he was in the hospital, couldn't play.

Lin Li naturally wasn't socially inept, quickly asked why Bai Bufan went to the hospital, what happened.

Bai Bufan answered it was from petting cats.

Allergies to cat hair were indeed unforgiving.

But after sending the comforting message, Bai Bufan claimed he wasn't allergic to cat hair.

Bai Bufan: "Today I suddenly wanted to pet a cat, but didn't have one at home, so I compromised, started mimicking cat sounds, and petted myself, my family thought I was mentally unstable and sent me to the hospital for a check-up."

Lin Li was astounded, truth be told, this wasn't a matter of hospital visits, Lin Li thought it should have been exorcism at either a temple or a monastery.

Of course, these exaggerated stories coming from Bai Bufan were evidently just crafted life narratives to refuse Lin Li's gaming invite.