The Most Random System-Chapter 735 - 373: Love Is Not Invincible, Nor Can It Overcome All Hardships

Shanqing Daoist, after being stunned, burst into laughter.

The words Lin Li hoped to hear at his funeral... are indeed simple and honest.

——This guy simply doesn't want to die.

But if it's really as Lin Li said, then having glutinous rice scattered is already good, Lin Li should hope there's no urine of a virgin boy at the funeral.

Actually, Lin Li has not only thought about the words he wants to hear after his death but also fantasized about what would be written on his tombstone.

Lin Li currently has two plans, both with four lines of epitaphs.

Plan one is "Adventure Mode", "Mini Game", "Puzzle Mode", "Survival Mode", with the best offerings being three vases, labeled "Option", "Help", "Exit", right, and the flowers in the vases must be fake ones; otherwise, Lin Li fears Zhou Baowei might sneak a bite.

As for plan two, it is "Line one (Smooth)", "Line two (Busy)", "Line three (Smooth)", "Line four (Congested)", then his funeral photo turns into a little girl seeking a sugar daddy.

"It's nice, but not suitable for grandpa." Shanqing Daoist laughed, "If grandpa's body moves, that's not a good sign, because it most likely has something to do with the remnant souls of the Demon Race and their abnormal activities."

After pondering for a moment, Shanqing Daoist shook his head:

"Can't think of any preferences or dislikes, so why bother with the afterlife matters? How about you freely deliver the eulogy, Lin Li..."

Shanqing Daoist suddenly paused, slightly frowned, and decided to retract:

"Lin Li, don't improvise."

Lin Li: "?"

His sense of dignity seemed to be insulted.

"Just follow the basic procedure of funerals in your world, if there's anything you need my help with, just let me know when the time comes," Shanqing Daoist said confidently.

"Okay, grandpa, got it."

Afterward, Lin Li used the available items at the scene to conduct a minimalist version of a funeral—trying to complete the task today, but as expected, the system did not approve, thinking he wasn't 'serious' enough perhaps.

There would have to be a next time.

The remaining time was spent with the three of them continuing their activities.

Shanqing Daoist uninstalled "Human: Fall Flat" directly from his computer and continued to immerse himself in the ocean of soul-series games.

Meanwhile, Deng Wen imitated Shanqing Daoist's actions, made himself a computer chair, but instead of gaming, he continued to watch documentaries.

Oh, he also found "Human: Fall Flat" on his computer and uninstalled it as well.

Lin Li then continued absorbing Spiritual Qi.

Now, the refined Spiritual Qi in Lin Li's body had surpassed the level of normal perfection in the Cultivation Realm.

Theoretically, he could attempt Foundation Establishment.

Lin Li had already translated the Foundation Establishment Dharma Method and attempted it today during the gap between evening self-study and social gatherings.

However, since cultivators in the Cultivation Realm generally use Foundation Establishment Pills or other pills to aid in Foundation Establishment—which are commonly seen in the Cultivation Realm but unattainable for Lin Li since the system doesn't provide them—

Without the aid of these crucial items, Lin Li's progress along the Dharma Method was naturally exceptionally slow, and he isn't even sure if it will succeed in the end.

But it's no big deal, Lin Li has always been easy-going and takes things one step at a time.

"Grandpa, senior, I'm leaving now."

As the time approached, Lin Li bid farewell to the two and returned.

Feeling the incredible amount of Spiritual Qi in the "Fire Separation Sword Nourishing Gourd" in his hand, Lin Li couldn't help but smile.

Even in this still not full state.

The internal space was indeed vast, though it didn't have the ability to liquefy Spiritual Qi, its gaseous state still contained a lot.

Now the "Random Quality Spirit Stone" could step aside, as the amount of Spiritual Qi in the gourd equaled at least dozens of "Upper Quality Spirit Stones."

After washing up, Lin Li ordered some of the materials for the task on his phone—only part because most items needed for the funeral are more efficiently and practically sourced in reality.

Lin Li planned to consult about this during the day and prepare as much as possible.

Having done all that, Lin Li continued with the current pile of cultivation tasks he had.

The "Fruit of Persistence" was always hanging above his head, and Lin Li hoped that both his sleep and cultivation efficiency would slowly increase to free up more time.

Cultivating until midnight, a new week arrived.

Lin Li used the weekly free refresh opportunity on the "Great Creation Pill" slot.

—Although the "Random Quality Spirit Stone" was almost irrelevant, the "Great Creation Pill" was even less useful for Lin Li.

[You have refreshed a "Universal Magic Treasure": 500 System Currency (limited to 1 purchase per day), do you want to replace it?]

["Universal Magic Treasure": Can be used on any previously owned magic treasure, transforming it into the corresponding magic treasure and inheriting the previous level of refinement.]

F*ck, a Ditto.

Although the price is steep, it is indeed value for money—previously, that "Seven-Colored Treasure Robe" sold for even more, after acquiring such a magic treasure in the future, transforming it into one of this level would surely be worthwhile.

Even if he doesn't acquire such a magic treasure in the future, he could buy it now to transform it into a "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha."

This equates to having another chance to die, and it's a fully refined "Substitute Jade-faced Buddha."

Barring unforeseen circumstances, this "Universal Magic Treasure" will permanently reside in this slot, and Lin Li won't replace it again.

Anyway, soon enough Lin Li's historical System Currency gain would reach 3600, unlocking a sixth item slot.

Of course, since he intends to keep it permanently, there is no immediate need to purchase it now.