The Most Random System-Chapter 659 - 350: Why Is Lin Li So Bad, and Lin Li, Lin Li, and Even Lin Li So Bad!

So at times like this, you just outright deny you're human, calling yourself a dog or a beast?

Your mom.

Those two jerks are basically an unbeatable defense!

"Hehe, hehe, hahahaha!"

Wang Ze looked at his own pale hands, first chuckling, then bursting into a laugh like the Black Demon Fairy.

Sometimes laughing isn't about politeness, it's a warning.

Feeling like Wang Ze was about to transform into the 'Gunaala Dark God', Lin Li and Bai Bufan cautiously climbed down from the table.

—That way it'll be easier to make a run for it.

And they aimed the roller at Wang Ze, ready to confront him.

Wang Ze, who was initially considering making a move, looked at the roller brush, thought for a moment, and decided against it.

Handling a brush is something only Hututu can do, I'm not up to it.

The two of them even have aprons to block splashes. If anyone gets hurt, it's probably just me and my clothes.

Once the paint dries, it's hard to wash off, so Wang Ze turned and headed to the bathroom.

But he couldn't show weakness, so he turned back and left a harsh word:

"Bufan, I can't control where Lin Li sleeps, but you, remember to close your eyes when you sleep at night, otherwise, hehe—"

"Shouldn't you be telling me to 'keep my eyes open' to stand guard?" Now that the war hadn't erupted, Bai Bufan was relieved and threw out his curious doubt.

Wang Ze turned around, walked backward, and smiled at Bai Bufan:

"The eye I'm talking about isn't the eye on your face."

"I don't get the standing guard thing, but I understand one thing: when the wind blows, your ass can whistle."

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"F*ck!" Bai Bufan exclaimed in horror, covering his butt. If it's that 'eye', he really needs to keep it shut for safety. Then defiantly said:

"You don't have the key to our dorm, you can't get in, hehe, Wang Ze, I'm not scared of you!"

Zhou Baowei: "He can get in."

Bai Bufan mechanically turned his head towards Zhou Baowei: "…Bao Wei, what do you mean?"

Zhou Baowei saw that Bai Bufan wasn't getting it, so he smiled, further elaborating: "Bufan, whether it's your dorm or you, Wang Ze can get in."

"Ahh, Bao Bao, you're a sweet, soft little nostril, I was just kidding with you earlier, Bao Wei, your nostrils are the tiniest…" Bai Bufan shifted from joking to fawning, making the thought amusing.

After coaxing Bao Wei, the two climbed back on the table and continued painting.

Chen Yu Ying came out of the classroom, emptied the dust and garbage from the dustpan into the trash bin, and then walked over to observe for a while.

"It's still a bit thin, you can still see some of the underlying color. We'll just need to paint another layer after this one dries." Noticing Chen Yu Ying's approach, Lin Li glanced at her, taking the chance to explain their work.

"Alright, but remember to be safe." Chen Yu Ying smiled and nodded.

"Class president, are you asking me to be safe, or are you telling me to watch out for the table under my feet?" Lin Li inquired.

"Of course, it's you, idiot."

Xue Jian! See! See! This is how humans are supposed to respond!

Bao Bao, do you want to be the class advisor?

If you even say yes, I'll lead the charge and take over Xue Jian's position!

The class advisor's seat, if he can sit in it, why can't you?

Nevermind, better not become one, student-teacher romance is too taboo.

Lin Li actually doesn't quite understand why some people like to be rebellious.

The last time Lin Li did something rebellious was back in middle school.

The following day was the Morality and Law exam, the entire classroom was filled with a suffocating sense of rebellion.

The exam points for Morality and Law are long, complicated, and pedantic; without a system, who really likes rebellion?

"I'm going back to sweep the floor now." Seeing that Lin Li had nothing else to say, Chen Yu Ying called out.

"Okay."

"Of course, it's you, dumbest of the dumb Lin Li!" As soon as Chen Yu Ying left, Bai Bufan lowered his voice, making faces.

Lin Li immediately called out to Chen Yu Ying, who hadn't yet returned to the classroom: "Class president, wait a minute!"

"What's up?"

"Bufan is a bit sad because you only cared about me and not him. Show him some care too." Chen Yu Ying had always been someone who listened to Lin Li, so she smiled and cared.

Bai Bufan: "Thanks, class—"

Chen Yu Ying: "Don't break the table; I need it for lunch tomorrow."

—Having received Lin Li's gesture and eye signal, Chen Yu Ying added this sentence before Bai Bufan could finish speaking.

Bai Bufan: "…"

F*ck.

The class president is becoming more and more like a couple.

"Class president, I'm standing on Lin Li's table." But since Lin Li started out on Bai Bufan's table, the tables they were standing on had indeed swapped, so Bai Bufan emphasized.

"Then be extra careful." This time, Chen Yu Ying didn't need Lin Li's reminder.

Bai Bufan said nothing more, just nodded apathetically, indicating he understood.

He gave Lin Li a punch in passing.

"Dummy Bufan, are you satisfied now?" Once Chen Yu Ying was back in the classroom, Lin Li made faces.

Bai Bufan said nothing.

He just sighed.

Accidentally got played by those two again; Bai Bufan couldn't help but think if he accidentally died, how much fun they'd miss.

If they end up having five kids, at least one should recognize me as their honorary grandfather, right?

"Oi, buzz buzz, seems like there's something fun happening in the class next door."

Finished washing his hands and carrying a bucket half-filled with water, Wang Ze came back, and whispered to the guys working in the hallway.

So the people who were chatting idly quieted down after hearing this, looking toward class five in the hallway, inclining their ears to listen.