The Most Random System-Chapter 653 - 348: Thatโs Just How Class 4 of Grade 10 Is
Just how wicked do you have to be to carry out such a heinous act?
No wonder Xunzi said that old saying: at the beginning of human life, a fertilized egg.
Golden Cicada, this time Yellow Brow has won again. ๐ง๐๐๐๐คโฏ๐๐๐ฐ๐ฃโฏ๐ญ.๐คโด๐ฎ
"So, Lin Li, are you still going to stop me, wanting to be my enemy?" After telling the tragic story, Qin Zeyu delivered the ultimatum, his eyes resolute.
As for Bai Bufan, he had already vanished without a trace like a cunning dog.
Damn it, no need to use brains, even Bai Bufanโs own thick skull can guess Lin Liโs answer. If he doesnโt run now, thereโll be no chance.
Seeing Qin Zeyu getting a bit anxious, Lin Li patted his shoulder, smiling, "Donโt worry, I said it before, if Bufanโs actions are really beastly, Iโll help you deal with him."
"Now, gogogo, letโs go."
...
In the fishโs lingchi process, sashimi was produced.
That human life, perhaps, is the product of humans being lingchi-ed.
No wonder good people donโt live long. Perhaps life is essentially a form of torture. Good people, having done good deeds, serve as merit for reduced sentences, so naturally their lives are shorter.
In Bai Bufanโs mind, countless such philosophical thoughts were running around.
Turns out, entering the Wise One mode doesnโt require it being your own after-event, even for othersโ after-event, you can enter it yourself.
Hissโ
"Wrong, wrong, brothers, I was really wrong, stop pulling my leg hair, I f*ck, are you human, able to inflict such torture, what if you cause me folliculitis!! Ah! F*ck! Itโs gone!"
In the art building, Bai Bufan, being restrained by Lin Li, took a sharp breath, contributing further to global warming, desperately begging for mercy.
In the chase game, having Lin Li involved was no different from having an explosive fish.
When Lin Li starts running, itโs like a titan, the sense of oppression was maxed out.
On that day, Bai Bufan recalled the fear dominated by Lin Li.
"Pulling one by one is still too slow, Iโll find some tape," Qin Zeyu stood up and said.
"Thereโs some in Bufanโs bottom drawer, go grab it, this way Bufan also gives you an account," Lin Li nodded.
"Hey hey hey, no need, no need," Bai Bufan couldnโt hold it anymore, grinning obsequiously, "Ze Yu, Iโll cover the card replacement fee, give me your phone."
Qin Zeyu looked at Bai Bufan and didnโt intend to continue torturing him, directly offered, "Three meals."
"Get lost, Iโm not agreeing, swiping your card was doing you a favor, and still have to compensate three meals, Ze Yu, go eat sh*t."
Bai Bufan: "(;โ_โ)?"
โโThe one who said this was Lin Li, who was holding Bai Bufan from behind.
"You damn! Lin Li, donโt answer for me! I agree! I agree!"
Lin Li, having failed to fan the flames, sighed and released Bai Bufan.
Finally regaining his freedom, Bai Bufan stretched, rubbed his still slightly sore calves, and then pulled a meal card from his pocket, handing it to Qin Zeyu.
"Whatโs the use of returning it now, my new card is already done," Qin Zeyu glanced sideways at Bai Bufan.
โโAfter issuing a new meal card at Nansang Middle School, the old card would be automatically deactivated.
"Ze Yu, I was actually doing it for your own good, there was a purpose behind my actions, just earlier you really wouldnโt listen to my explanation."
Bai Bufan sighed, looking somewhat dejected:
"At the time, I was trailing you, and when I saw you leave behind your meal card, I realized this problem: What if some malicious woman picks it up and wants to use it secretly?"
"Although the canteen and supermarket have surveillance, if theyโre careful, there are still many ways to spend without revealing their identity."
"The moment I considered such a situation, I couldnโt sit still, so to prevent your meal card being picked up and used by a malicious woman, I picked it up myself."
"In terms of results, see, didnโt I help you avoid this from happening?"
Bai Bufan spoke earnestly and sincerely.
Qin Zeyu laughed in annoyance.
Afraid of encountering a beast, so he simply becomes the beast himself, that way itโs no longer a probability issue, and thereโs no point worry, is that it?
Indeed, malicious women werenโt encountered, because all the roads for malicious women were blocked.
"Donโt be hasty, Iโm not done yet." Seeing Qin Zeyuโs gaze fixated on his leg again, Bai Bufan quickly sped up his speech:
"Now, you donโt have to worry about this risk."
"All you need to do is throw the old card at the girlsโ dormitory entrance. With the new card, your normal life isnโt affected, and the old card, even if picked up by a malicious woman, canโt be used."
"The last piece of the puzzle is patched, achieving a truly seamless plan! You wonโt have any loss anymore."
Qin Zeyu squinted his eyes.
So put it that way... seems like itโs true?
"Actually, Ze Yu, you can prepare hundreds or thousands of meal cards, and throw them all at the entrance of the girlsโ dormitory. This way, what originally was a small probability event turns into a high-probability event. I feel youโll definitely hook a kind, pretty girl baby!"
"How can I afford that many?"
"Youโre being shallow! Ze Yu, think about it, anyway, we donโt need meal cards we can actually use, why bother with expensive replacements? Just copy them yourself, no?
After copying, we rent out the girls in our class, let them help us slip six of your meal cards under every dorm room door.
Ze Yu, then you wonโt have to worry about finding friends on the road ahead since who in the world doesnโt know you?
When we grow bigger and stronger, letโs just shove your meal cards into other schoolsโ girlsโ dorms, f*ck, then donโt just say about falling in love, I feel you can easily open a harem!"
Bai Bufan got more and more excited as he spoke, already started fantasizing about the future.
Lin Li: "(;โ_โ)?"
Is this still a meal card?
