The Most Random System-Chapter 652 - 347: Humans Have Limits, So Bai Bufan Has None_3
Anyway, it’s not me trying it.
As the saying goes, one should not be without vigilance against others, and there’s plenty of malice in oneself.
"And then?" Lin Li eagerly pursued.
Obviously, the final outcome couldn’t have been ideal, or the current situation wouldn’t be like this.
But this is exactly the result he wanted, otherwise Lin Li wouldn’t be so eager.
"Yesterday noon, I found an opportunity, deliberately walked past the girls’ dormitory, and then dropped my meal card on the ground," Qin Zeyu continued:
"In the afternoon, when I went to the canteen, I went to check the girls’ dorm again, and found that my student card was no longer where I dropped it at noon, and it wasn’t nearby either. It’s obvious that someone picked it up."
"I was worried that the person might be too shy to return it to me in class four, so to avoid waiting in vain, I went to the lost and found at the canteen, teaching building, and supermarket, but didn’t find my meal card."
"I realized that my meal card was still in the hands of the person who picked it up."
"So far, the plan was going smoothly," Qin Zeyu smiled wryly, "Last night, I was actually hoping that a pretty, kind-hearted girl would actively come up to me and ask Luo Meng, ’Hello, is Qin Zeyu here?’"
— Everyone knows that Luo Meng, who is afraid of moths, sits in the first row of the first group in class four and has always been the class messenger.
Lin Li felt he had already guessed what would happen next, so he was already at the point of holding back his laughter.
Dang, no wonder Qin Zeyu kept looking out the window during last night’s self-study; it turns out he wasn’t wary of the teacher while reading a novel, but was expecting this?
"Go on, go on." Lin Li took out the candy Chen Yu Ying had put in his pocket, ate it while prompting Qin Zeyu.
"But nothing happened, no girl came to find me. I realized my meal card might actually be lost, so today at noon, I gave up and went to the service center to get a replacement."
"Well, this can only be considered a foreseeable risk, something unavoidable," Lin Li now played the rational mediator, starting to analyze and tentatively ask:
"It shouldn’t come to slaughtering Bufan, after all, he’s still the best friend of mankind..."
"I haven’t finished the story." Qin Zeyu sneered.
"Hurry up and tell it." Lin Li’s eyes widened with interest.
Heh, this is exactly what I want to see, come on, let the blood flow like rivers.
"After I finished, I charged my meal card, but when I put the card on the reader, I discovered something — my meal card balance had reduced.
When I realized what happened, I felt a despair of hopes completely shattered because I couldn’t even imagine that the person was just too shy to return it."
Lin Li raised an eyebrow slightly.
Qin Zeyu’s goal was to hook a pretty, kind-hearted girl.
But now it seems, whether she’s pretty or not is unknown, but her heart is definitely not kind.
Does this count as a villain? After all, evil comes in all sizes, can it help me complete the system’s task...
Hey, wait—
Lin Li’s expression gradually turned strange.
"Hopes shattered, I turned dark. Even though she only swiped 12 bucks from me, I decided to make this ill-mannered girl pay!" Qin Zeyu’s expression was sinister.
"If she’s ugly, wait until I report this to the authorities!"
"If she’s pretty, well, ’Baby, you wouldn’t want others to know you swiped my meal card, would you...’"
Lin Li blinked: "Did you also get this cringy line from repeating Bufan?"
"Doesn’t matter," Qin Zeyu waved it off, his face serious: "My heart for revenge began to burn, so I checked the place and time my meal card was used at the service center, and found out it was yesterday noon at the supermarket."
"Then I went to the supermarket and explained to the boss, she immediately showed me the surveillance footage."
At this point, Qin Zeyu laughed, his gaze shifted from Lin Li’s eyes to Bai Bufan at a distance, who started whistling nervously, his voice became ethereal:
"Lin Li, guess which girl I saw?"
"Haha, I saw—’Bai’!—’Bu’!—’Fan’!!"
"..."
Lin Li felt that holding back his laughter now was as hard as Bao Wei trying not to poop on a sightseeing cable car.
— He guessed it two-thirds into the story.
But when the guess turned into reality, Lin Li still found it tough to hold in his laughter.
"This bastard, was looking at the camera while swiping my card!"
"Oh f*ck, seriously! Lin Li, can you imagine, when the fast-forward footage paused, that jerkface appeared, and for a moment, I got goosebumps all over, totally stunned."
Qin Zeyu gritted his teeth, his voice like a whisper from Hell:
"But the next moment, I understood everything."
"However, Lin Li, imagine, even when I realized what happened, I still had to laugh and say to the supermarket boss, ’Boss, I got it wrong, I suddenly remembered I lent it to my classmate earlier, sorry to trouble you~.’
I even, I even! Needed to say good words for my enemy!
Lin Li, do you understand my despair and pain!"
Lin Li: "I know hahaha—Sorry Zeyu, I’m not laughing, I just sound like I’m laughing when I cry hahahaha—"
Damn it! Motherf*cking bastard!
Qin Zeyu ignored "Lin’s laughter", he just looked at Bai Bufan, exposing the real truth of yesterday:
"This bastard tricked me into using that trick, then followed me, picked up the card as soon as I ’lost’ it, and went off leisurely to spend!"
"Just like that, my 22 bucks were wasted!!"
— Replacing a meal card at Nansang Middle School costs ten bucks.
But hearing that number, Lin Li remembered something, forcibly restrained his laughter, patted Qin Zeyu’s shoulder, and consoled:
"It’s okay, Zeyu, I know Bufan in real life, the dog’s not wicked, just playing a detective game with you, you know dogs love bringing things back for you to throw, same principle.
Look, he only swiped 12 bucks off you, deliberately left that flaw for you to find."
Bai Bufan still has a hint of decency.
Qin Zeyu chuckled coldly and then looked at Lin Li, expressionless, speaking extremely fast: "I f*cking only had 12 bucks on my card."
Lin Li: "☉_☉?"
"That’s why when I recharged my meal card, I realized immediately something was wrong, because I remembered it could still buy one meal, but suddenly not a penny left."
"12 bucks was my card’s limit, not Bufan’s limit."
"Lin Li, guess what would happen if school meal cards had credit card functions?"
Bai Bufan sighed as he heard this, appearing somewhat remorseful and guilty, adding:
"That was indeed my oversight, damn, didn’t do good market research, should have waited for Zeyu to recharge his meal card before persuading him."
Lin Li: "..."
Damn, I swear.
Where does Bai Bufan look anything like a decent person???
