The Most Random System-Chapter 574 - 323: I might need to pay you for reading this - (requesting monthly votes)
Humans are always selfish. There are many examples, like people admiring the beauty and fragrance of a plant’s flowers but hiding their own so others can’t see them.
So selfish.
Today, I corrected Chen Tianming’s wrong mindset.
Another day of good deeds. To those brothers confessing tomorrow, have you felt the force of my wishes bringing you luck?
After cheering for Chen Tianming once more, Lin Li got on his bike and headed back to the apartment complex.
As he got off the bike and pushed open the iron gate, he saw Zhang Fang holding a bamboo pole, chasing a child. As she ran, she gritted her teeth:
"Xiaobo, you stop right there!"
Apparently, Xiaobo is the kid’s name.
When Lin Li was young, he was often chased and hit by Wu Min like this.
Knowing very well how bad it could be to get caught, Lin Li resolutely went forward to help—he stopped the child.
Hehehe, childhood can’t be incomplete.
"Grandma, what’s going on, why are you so angry?" Lin Li asked with a smile when Zhang Fang caught up.
"We were dancing in the square when my grandson, just as the music was about to play, raised a bamboo pole next to the leader and shouted, ’Children, let’s practice’!
He treats us like monkeys! He embarrassed me completely!"
"I am the Monkey King! Let me go! I am the Monkey King! Let me go!" The child attempted to escape Lin Li’s grip, struggling at this moment.
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Well, perhaps this kid really is Brother Monkey.
No wonder Zhang Fang was so angry.
It’s not that he seriously offended the other dancers; they would probably find it amusing.
But in future meet-ups with her friends, Zhang Fang could be greeted with, "How’s your Monkey King grandson?"
A loss of face.
Lin Li bent down and gently asked, "Hey there, little one. Let me quiz you. Do you know how many demon girlfriends Sun Wukong had?"
The Monkey King frowned upon hearing this and looked at Lin Li with disdain, "Adaptation isn’t recklessly altering; dramatization isn’t nonsense. When I see a demon, I smack them with a stick, no demon girlfriends!"
Well, a Sigma Monkey King indeed.
Lin Li chuckled, realizing that this kid is a Sigma Monkey King.
"But what if the prettiest girl in your class were a demon?" Lin Li asked again.
"Then you could have one demon girlfriend." The Monkey King nodded, obediently following.
"Not bad!" Lin Li gave a thumbs-up.
Zhang Fang: "?"
After saying goodbye to Zhang Fang, Lin Li randomly picked a place to eat.
Behind him, the Monkey King was getting spanked by his grandmother with the Golden Cudgel.
Lin Li scrolled through his phone while eating.
A message popped up.
"Bai Bufan: The feeling of being investigated is quite painful at first; if the other person speeds up, it gets a bit numb, and you can feel something pushing outward in your stomach.
It gets more painful later, like muscle atrophy, making you not want to move—a kind of excruciating pain. You’ll feel like your stomach is puffed as if run over by a truck, your pupils might unfocus, and you’ll see double, but you’re still alive, still able to move.
Wang Ze told me that the throat will hurt the next day, and the body will hurt more. If someone rubs it for you, it’ll be fine in half a day or a full day, but walking might be uncomfortable.
Lin Li, would you be willing to massage me tomorrow? Or help me walk?"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
What kind of crap brand language entered my view?
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: Bai Bufan, can you dare to read this out loud? You’re actually a bit scary, you know?"
"Bai Bufan: I used voice input."
"Lin Li:?"
"Lin Li: Then sorry, I underestimated you."
"Bai Bufan: I’m really foolish, truly, I shouldn’t have come out alone with Wang Ze. Ugh, I gave him advice out of goodwill, but he rather repaid my kindness with treachery and bent me over."
Lin Li chuckled, seeing through the real issue at once.
"Lin Li: Don’t absolve yourself so completely. Tell me, what degenerate advice did you give this time."
...
"Hey, Bufan, I suddenly thought of a question," Wang Ze furrowed his brows and put down the bouquet, looking at Bai Bufan.
"What’s up?"
Bai Bufan, being told by Wang Ze that he has a keen nose, was sniffing and choosing which flower was the most fragrant, and looked up to ask.
"I’m not planning to confess on our first meeting... So after buying the flowers, where should I put them so I can bring them out at the right time?" Wang Ze furrowed his brows and asked.
"If I pack them in a backpack for tomorrow, they might get bent or withered, ruining everything and likely being noticed..."
Bai Bufan pondered for a moment and, after hesitating, said, "I might have a solution for you that meets your requirements. You can hide the flowers and bring them out at the right time."
"I knew bringing you, this clever ’spotted dog,’ would work. You’re full of ideas. Tell me." The more people, the more strength; the more dogs, the faster to eat excrement. Wang Ze looked expectantly.
"But it’ll come at a cost; neither of these two flowers will work," Bai Bufan shook his head, gesturing to the flowers Wang Ze held.
In his left hand, a rose meaning passionate love, in his right, a pink tulip symbolizing eternal love.
"Then what should I give?" Wang Ze asked, puzzled.
"Enokitake mushrooms," Bai Bufan said.
Wang Ze: "?"
Bai Bufan, knowing Wang Ze wouldn’t understand, immediately explained:
"Enokitake mushrooms have the flower language of ’I want to see you tomorrow.’ In terms of language, they are no less than the two in your hands.
What Enokitake mushrooms can do is something they can’t. Wang Ze, as long as you feast on Enokitake mushrooms tonight, you can hide them in your stomach, and tomorrow the senior will definitely not find out.
And when you need them, you can bring them out at any time."
