The Most Random System-Chapter 477 - 293: Those who meet will meet again, fate brings us together
"That’s right! I’m talking to you! Drop your weapon immediately and cooperate with our orders, or we will use any necessary means!"
The leading Demon Suppression Envoy confirmed Lin Li’s statement and continued to urge him.
"But I’m the one who called the police."
Lin Li put away his stick, shrinking it into a small, cute piece, and placed it inside his clothes while explaining to the Demon Suppression Envoy, looking somewhat innocent.
Damn it, I’m a law-abiding citizen.
Demon Suppression Envoy: "?"
"What? You called the police?" The Demon Suppression Envoy tilted his head and squinted slightly at Lin Li, confirming with disbelief.
"Yes, the last digits of the number that called just now were 9749, right?"
Lin Li missed Yangliang a bit. If it were him, he would definitely understand what Lin Li meant, right?
But it really wasn’t necessary to make him travel all the way for extra work at night, so Lin Li contacted the main switchboard of 110.
He decided not to tell Yangliang about this bad news and let him enjoy a good weekend instead.
"So... you mean you’re the victim of the robbery?"
Seeing that Lin Li had no intention of escaping, the Demon Suppression Envoy put away his stun gun but was still full of disbelief.
He slowly and confusedly pointed at Lin Li, then pointed towards the four guys on the ground, his voice floating:
"Those four... are the robbers who tried to rob you?"
"Of course, can’t you tell at a glance? How could I possibly rob all four of them by myself?" Lin Li spread his hands.
Demon Suppression Envoy: "?"
How the hell is that obvious at a single glance!!
Yan Aosong wanted to roar at Lin Li’s face.
Those four guys, injured and wailing, disheveled, were looking at him with hopeful eyes.
It looked as if they were more eager for the Demon Suppression Bureau to arrive than you were!
How on earth does this not look like they’re the victims?
"Get up, you can’t sleep here."
Lin Li walked over and gave Huang Mao and his group a kick each—neither too hard nor too soft, just right to startle them without hurting their brains.
Honestly, Lin Li didn’t know if these guys were just useless or if he was actually half a strong Cultivator now.
At the very beginning, he barely used his hands, just wielded the "Invisible Sword" and "Duck Blood Flasks," and messed them up completely.
When he went up in person afterwards, he almost effortlessly took them down.
Besides using two magical weapons, he hadn’t even used any other abilities. 𝑓𝑟ℯ𝘦𝓌𝘦𝘣𝑛𝑜𝓋𝑒𝓁.𝑐ℴ𝓂
He didn’t even use the basic {Power Accumulation}, let alone anything else, and it was much easier than he had anticipated.
Perhaps, as he grew, the efficiency of using magical weapons increased to the point where dealing with ordinary people was like lowering oneself to attack them.
Alas, maybe this is the loneliness of invincibility.
Originally, Lin Li had no chance to show off the six strikes in one second he learned with Quan Xiaojiang.
As a loyal youngster, Lin Li remembered the mantra well:
Elbow strikes clear the airway, electric baton restores your heartbeat, law enforcement has warmth, baton has strength, kicking has accuracy, raising hands has height, punching has angles, strikes have attitude, doing things with grace, thoughts with depth.
First strike to the mouth, refuse to beg, second strike to the leg, prevent escape, third strike to the head, stop the thought, remaining strikes—all to the you-know-what.
What a shame.
Yan Aosong: "..."
Now seeing Lin Li walk up and kick these four people in the waist, Yan Aosong increasingly felt that Lin Li was the real bully here.
Rebellious Celestial Power.
Yan Aosong had a bit of a headache, but still tried to nod politely, and pointed to his car for Lin Li:
"No matter what, please get in the car. Whether victim or perpetrator, you’ll need to come back with me to make a statement."
"No problem."
Lin Li had already experienced tormenting the Demon Suppression Envoy to his heart’s content on Yangliang, so he had no regrets this time. He cooperated and followed the instructions to go over.
But when Yan Aosong approached the four guys, Huang Mao suddenly scrambled up to him with a tearful voice:
"Officer! You must stand up for us, it was totally this guy who was shouting ’stop thief’ while being the thief. He beat us up! And to add insult to injury, he wants to slander us now!"
"This guy is absolutely crazy, without a doubt. We just passed by here and saw him squatting alone. We thought he wasn’t feeling well, so we went up to ask if he was alright, and he suddenly pulled out a stick and started beating us!
After beating us, he called the police to frame us! This was all on purpose. Think about it, if he were a normal person, how could he possibly carry a stick with him outside!!"
Lin Li, who was about to get in the car, turned his head upon hearing this narration, his expression mixed with a difficult-to-conceal smile.
And Huang Mao’s three lackeys also, after a brief pause, promptly nodded with a gleam in their eyes:
"Officer, that’s exactly it, this person has an extreme propensity for violence, he attacks indiscriminately, and after beating people he tries to frame them! He even cut me with a knife!!"
"Yeah, yeah, look at us, do we look anything like robbers!"
"He just saw this place had no surveillance cameras or pedestrians and deliberately waited here to attack people! You have to arrest the right person!"
The four of them coordinated quite well, their barrage of statements instantly filling Yan Aosong’s eardrums.
Upon hearing this, Yan Aosong frowned.
Trusting completely was impossible. From their appearance and behavior, these four were clearly thugs, regulars of the Demon Suppression Bureau.
It’s quite normal if they indeed tried to rob someone.
However, handling cases can’t rely on appearances alone, and in this situation with no surveillance or eyewitnesses, however unlikely, there’s indeed a possibility that Lin Li is a violent maniac who pretends to be a victim here, picks random targets to vent on, and reports to the police afterward.
