The Most Random System-Chapter 476 - 292: Thanks for the invitation, I’m in a triad and recently very busy (seeking monthly tickets)_4
But then Huang Mao was overjoyed: "Quick! Damn! This is awesome! Go get it! We’ve hit the jackpot with a fat sheep!"
The companion immediately went up to grab it, scratched it with a fingernail, and said excitedly, "Brother Fei, it really seems to be gold!"
"Can you return my phone now? There are some important data and photos for me in there..." Lin Li said weakly, "You can turn it off first and then give it back to me, I promise I won’t call the police. If I do, I won’t have a dad."
Huang Mao was amused by Lin Li’s words and mocked:
"Where did this idiot come from, go give it to your dad, stay here properly for five minutes or I’ll chop you to death if you come out, let’s go!"
Three of the lackeys immediately followed Huang Mao, excitedly and quickly walking away.
As soon as the four of them left, Lin Li immediately stood up and patted the dust off his clothes.
Now, the whole robbery act is over, right?
And the amount isn’t just over the "significant" three thousand, but over the "huge" thirty thousand.
Well then, it’s my turn.
The "Invisible Sword" manifested beside him, Lin Li took out the telescopic baton from his pocket and smiled as he walked out of the alley.
With a swish, he swung it open and locked it in place, then Lin Li looked in the direction that the "Ear Divine Power" indicated to him.
The four of them hadn’t turned off into another alley to leave; they were still on the main road, running frantically with excitement and thrill, seemingly ready to find a place to sell the stolen goods and split the money.
To them, this was indeed a robbery where they massively profited.
With gold and phones, there are plenty of places where they can be recycled without worry, there are no cameras in the alleys and streets here.
"Tonight we’ll damn well sing our hearts out at the KTV! Call damn eight girls, two each!"
The four of them were imagining a wonderful future when they suddenly heard the sound of urgent footsteps gradually getting louder behind them.
The four turned around and saw Lin Li running towards them.
What was creepy and oppressive was that Lin Li, who had just been cowardly and deferential, now wore a twisted smile on his face.
And he was running at an outrageous speed, for a moment the four of them wondered if even Bolt could outrun this guy.
Although they were a bit puzzled about how the cripple’s leg had suddenly healed, apart from being startled by this expression and speed, even seeing the guy running towards them with a baton, the four of them weren’t frightened at all.
Ridiculous.
"Damn, I told you to come out after five minutes, and you come out now, looking for death, are you?"
Huang Mao drew a small knife again and angrily cursed at Lin Li disdainfully, "Really want me to stab you to death?"
In a daze, Huang Mao seemed to see a white shadow emerge from Lin Li’s body and fly into the small knife he was holding.
Strange, must have been seeing things.
"How about you give me my phone back to report to the police?" Lin Li’s voice came as he got close enough.
"Return your mother—", Lin Li completely enraged Huang Mao, and Huang Mao raised his knife and ruthlessly stabbed his own companion.
"Ah!! Brother Fei! What the hell are you doing!"
"I don’t know! The knife just seemed to fly by itself, damn it!" 𝐟𝕣𝗲𝕖𝕨𝗲𝐛𝗻𝗼𝐯𝗲𝚕.𝗰𝚘𝐦
"No, what are you two doin—Qiangzi, what are you up to now?!"
The second lackey, who was originally puzzled by the infighting among his own, suddenly noticed another companion Qiangzi was behind him.
"I miss Zuo Ai, ah, I miss Zuo Ai, I can’t stand it anymore!" The man addressed as Qiangzi was now blushing, his voice hurried, and he was taking off the pants of the man in front of him.
Man: "?"
"If you’re pulling down my pants, what the hell do you want?"
"Want!"
Man: "(;☉_☉)?"
"Wait! Hold on!"
Before Lin Li made a move, the scene had already turned into utter chaos.
Unfortunately, Bao Wei didn’t make it in time to enjoy it this time.
...
"Wee-woo~~ Wee-woo~~ Wee-woo~~"
The police car drove up to the street, and perhaps this unusual sound was so commonplace here that only a few neighbors opened their windows to watch.
A few Demon Suppression Envoys got out of the car and quickly found the robbers and the victim.
"Freeze! Don’t move! Drop your weapons! Hands on your head, squat down and surrender!"
Since the victim described it as a major robbery case involving more than thirty thousand, the Demon Suppression Envoys were dispatched from the bureau instead of the local office; at this level, Tasers could be used for the mission.
At this moment, the leading Demon Suppression Envoy already had his gun aimed at Lin Li, the robber who was intimidatingly holding a baton behind his neck like Sun Wukong.
Robber Lin Li heard the words, slowly turning his head, looked at the Demon Suppression Envoys who had surrounded him, blinked his eyes, and pointed to his own nose with his finger:
"Robber? Me, me?"
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