The Most Random System-Chapter 276 - 224: Lin Li and all the beautiful ladies wish everyone a Happy Lunar New Year
Aside from defying the heavens, Lin Li was at a loss for words to describe the scene before him. ππ³π¦ππ€ππ£π―β΄π·π¦π.πππ
Pants down right in the middle of the street, this zombie really had no sense of shame.
The pose was quite classic, body slightly leaning back, lower body thrust forward, loose head tilted upwards gazing at the sky,
with a certain kind of beauty in it, as if a person from the homeland was reaching for the sky.
But logically speaking, shouldnβt a male zombie in heat attack a nearby female zombie?
Why so self-reliant, solving it on his own?
Damn it, you self-righteous jerk! Even boys can rely on others sometimes! Donβt take everything upon yourself!!
Lin Li found himself tearing up for this dashing sight.
Of course, whatβs more, unsightly was that being a zombie, most of the bodyβs parts were actually decayed. It seemed it no longer had this ability, resulting in the zombieβs clenched fist merely grabbing a pile of rotten meat.
Lin Li: "..."
This really was a bit inappropriate for children.
Luckily, the lovely lady should already be an adult, so in her company, he could legitimately and legally watch.
Not only watching, Lin Li sneakily took out his phone to record the scene in front of him.
Posting it on a niche website would definitely land it in the curiosity section, sitting at the same table as Sister Yuβs preferences.
The nearest zombie looked towards that "sunward" zombie with an emotionless face, showing nothing, while Lin Li continued to guide confidence into his own body.
This was a female zombie.
Because her movements after going into heat were markedly different from that guyβs next to her, she instantly sat down, legs apart, hand directly penetrating her own body.
The fun thoughts quickly ended as Lin Liβs brows furrowed.
Given the current situation, it would be better if the zombies went into heat to attack other opposite-sex zombies, at least moving away from their original positions.
Now, he could only try to generate fear himself and instill it to drive away other zombies.
In this environment, generating fear wasnβt difficult.
Honestly, if not for the Substitute Jade-faced Buddha providing maximum protection, just having Lin Li stay on the rooftop under these circumstances would generate a lot of fear.
But now, due to having the resurrection armor, the threshold for fear had been raised, requiring him to dance on the tightrope and take risks.
After all, fear and risk are inversely proportional.
Actively seeking appropriate danger was, according to Lin Li, the most suitable method for the moment.
He thought it through and acted, preparing to head downstairs.
Yu Guang noticed the system interface, remembered something, and his body slightly paused. He then tentatively switched his title, replacing the daily worn [Blood Crow Assassin] title, which was kept for situations other than practicing, with [Breath of the Demon].
[Breath of the Demon: When worn, greatly enhances perception of nearby demons and reduces their malice towards you, possibly even regarding you as a companion.]
Only then did Lin Li head downstairs.
Lin Li cautiously walked to the first floor and then stopped, his gaze filled with disbelief.
Because Lin Li realized he could sense the zombies outside the door.
The effective range of this title was very short, only a few meters βnearby.β While on the upper floors, it was too far, but now that he was closer, Lin Li immediately gained perception.
He could roughly determine the zombiesβ positions behind the wall, as well as their general movements.
But Lin Li was a bit puzzled.
He hadnβt really expected this title to be useful; since he was here, he had to try it out.
The "Duck Blood Vial" had already determined that zombies were classified as human cultivators, and it couldnβt take effect on demonic insects.
Meaning it couldnβt work on demons.
So the current situation was, were zombies considered both human cultivators and demons?
Were zombies really that flexible?
However, for him now, it was good news; since the title was effective, the malice from these beings towards him should be significantly reduced now?
Lin Li licked the corner of his mouth with some anticipation.
He had to test it out somehow.
And he needed fear anyway.
Thus, Lin Li cautiously approached the broken doorway of the building. Just outside the door stood a zombie that he couldnβt see from the rooftop due to limited vision.
He pointed the "Duck Blood Vial" at himself, keeping the maximum effective range of [Breath of the Demon], and poked his head out of the doorway, deliberately knocking on the wall to make a sound.
The other party noticed immediately, turning its head, and their eyes met.
Since tension and fear were absorbed, Lin Li was very calm at this moment.
Reduced malice didnβt mean none, nor was it guaranteed. If this zombie had any intention of attacking him, Lin Liβs hand holding the metal rod inside the door would immediately retreat and counterattack.
The zombie withdrew its gaze and continued to stare blankly.
It really considered him as one of its own!
Lin Liβs eyes widened.
Damn, all along it could have been considered kin? In that case, I owe Beauty a bit of an apology, for we could have watched the sunrise hand-in-hand, without having to act separately.
Be more cautious in the next life.
At this point, in Lin Liβs view, counting the nearest one on the street, there were only four zombies left in total.
So Lin Li stepped out, extended a hand to hook over this zombieβs shoulder, sincerely locking eyes with it again, and seeing it made no move, he slowly led it into the building.
Once he reached the area with Beautyβs head and body, that zombie left the effective range of [Breath of the Demon]. Now was not the time to experiment with how zombies would react under such circumstances.
If they attack at that time, it will be very troublesome.
Then, Lin Li transferred all the emotions he had just absorbed from himself onto the furthest zombie, and watched as it trembled with fear and ran away. Through repeated guidance, he successfully made it leave his sight.
Very good, now on this street, thereβs only myself, Tao Zheβs public zombie, Dou Dizhuβs female zombie, and the beauty with a baby-like sleep.
Lin Li began to cautiously approach.
"Are you completely focused when self-touching?" Lin Liβs initial caution wavered when he discovered that neither of the couple looked his way after he made a noise by stepping on a stone, allowing him to be a bit bolder.
Just as expected, they were very focused.
Very good, Lin Li acknowledged this dedication to their activity.
You two are deserving of the title βKing and Queen of Intimacy.β
When the distance shortened to the range where the title influence kicked in, Lin Liβs tension completely eased.
Wait a moment.
Upon getting closer, Lin Li sharply noticed a gold bracelet on the wrist of Dou Dizhu, who was supporting herself on the ground!
"Hello, Iβm a student, could you give it to me?" Lin Li stepped forward to ask.
No refusal.
That means giving.
Good person.
Once a bracelet is on, itβs generally hard to remove, but Lin Li knew a life hack: all you need to do is lather some soap water on the forearm, then chop the hand off, and it comes right off with a flick. You can try it if you donβt believe it.
However, Lin Li didnβt do that because he was worried that after attacking her, she wouldnβt see him as harmless anymore.
Combat must be avoided, so Lin Li took a mini plier from the tactical backpack behind him.
Just as well to test if this bracelet is real gold.
After all, gold is inherently soft and easy to snip.
"Snap."
Not only was it easily cut, but the inside and outside colors were consistent, unlike a gold-plated bracelet.
And Dou Dizhu seemed completely indifferent to the small incident beside her, continuing her activity with full concentration, though her hand speed had slowed, probably because her desire was gradually waning.
I also need to hurry up.
Throwing the snipped bracelet into the side pocket of the backpack, Lin Li tossed the beautyβs hands that were hanging around his neck and in his hand beside her body, then jogged off to retrieve her head from not far away.
Time to start a romance!
"Before meeting you, I never thought about marriage; after meeting you, I never thought about anyone else."
Lin Li gazed tenderly at the beautyβs face and began to express his feelings.
"Iβve always been a staunch materialist, except for you; with you, I hope thereβs an afterlife..."
The celebritiesβ famous quotes Lin Li memorized for his Chinese exam before the monthly test came in handy at this moment.
Before his memory improved, Lin Liβs favorite celebrity was Wozzky Shude, who had many sayings that perfectly fitted Lin Liβs essays and was his kindred spirit.
"..."
"Even if you are black, Iβm willing to be your tampon."
A somewhat intoxicated Lin Li, immersed in his fervent and reckless expression of love, almost hysterical.
As everyone knows, determining if a black woman is pregnant doesnβt need a pregnancy test stick; just check if the cotton on the tampon is still there.
So being a tampon is a dangerous job, and thatβs what makes this line touchingly humorous.
"...."
After frantically exhausting his supply of romance lines, Lin Li felt he should have met some of the systemβs βsomeβ requirements.
Next, should he kiss?
"Gulp."
Lin Liβs Adamβs apple bobbed slightly.
Looking at the beautyβs head, even though he was wearing a protective suit and mask, Lin Li found it a bit difficult to proceed - as for removing the mask and protective suit, that was absolutely out of the question for Lin Li, as heβd rather abandon this shitty task.
Holding the beautyβs head, Lin Li somewhat understood Old Eight.
If not for life, who would willingly eat shit?
Letβs do it, brothers!
Lin Li leaned in, and with a swift motion, brushed against it.
[Planted a deep kiss on the beauty ladyβs forehead... (1/4)]
Fortunately, the system was somewhat humane.
In a shallow joy, Lin Li suddenly heard slight footsteps behind him.
Wait, [Demon Breath] didnβt react.
Itβs not the two zombies handling credibility!
With that thought, Lin Li turned around and looked back.
Thus, still with his mouth attached to the beautyβs forehead, he locked eyes with a masked human-like figure.
"..."
"Hello, Iβm not a pervert."
Hugging the head in his arms tightly, Lin Li said.
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