The More Tragic I Act, the Stronger I Get — My Fans Beg Me to Stop Killing Off My Roles-Chapter 283: The Boomerang Arrives?
On the flight from Star City back to the capital.
Sun Zhou gripped his phone the whole time, his face shifting from red to ashen.
Beside him, Jiang Ci wore an eye mask, asleep as if unaware of the world.
Sun Zhou lowered the screen brightness to the minimum and opened that explosive trending topic.
#HegemonYuJiBestAftercareCry#
Under the hashtag, the tone had already plunged into the Mariana Trench.
It started with a slow-motion close-up from the live feed.
In the video, after Jiang Ci took the prop sword, there was a barely noticeable weighing motion at his wrist,
and then that soul-probing line.
"This sword…does it feel lighter than before?"
"Did they switch it to aluminum alloy?"
The moment the clip dropped, the internet carnival officially began.
"Help! Teacher Zhao's tears haven't even dried and Jiang Ci is already analyzing the weapon's material!"
"I hereby declare the funniest aftercare of the year! The sorrowful atmosphere got shattered by one sword!"
"Xiang Yu: This sword weighs eight jin and four liang, carbon content zero point seven. Yu Ji: ?"
Hashtags like #JiangCiAluminumGuy# and #FarewellMyConcubinePhysics# barreled onto the trending chart.
Netizens went wild with memes, photoshops, and jokes flooding everywhere.
Some turned Jiang Ci into Iron Man, analyzing the vibranium shield composition.
Some remade The Legend of Han and Chu poster into a periodic table of chemical elements.
There were even university physics departments scrambling out papers overnight arguing how swords of different materials
require different angular velocities and initial energies for "self-inflicted" deaths.
Sun Zhou watched these remixes, his temples throbbing.
What on earth is going on!
We invested five hundred million in a serious historical drama! This is not a comedy!
By the time the plane landed, a low-key entourage van was already waiting on the tarmac.
Lin Wan sat inside, handling affairs.
As soon as Sun Zhou got in, he practically thrust the phone at her in a panic.
"Sister Wan, something happened! Look at this online…"
Lin Wan didn't look up, only glancing at the version of Jiang Ci photoshopped into a quality inspector.
She wasn't angry, nor annoyed.
"Good."
Lin Wan closed her laptop.
"Let them laugh. The more they laugh now, the better."
She turned and looked at Jiang Ci, who had just taken off his eye mask, bewildered.
"In psychology there's a term called 'contrast priming.'"
"When emotion is pushed to extreme joy and then struck by a massive sadness, empathy multiplies geometrically."
Lin Wan's mouth curved into a smile that sent a chill down Sun Zhou's spine.
"When they walk into the theater and see the Wu River suicide, every laugh they've already cried will have to be repaid with twice the tears."
Sun Zhou: "…"
Jiang Ci listened and, as if in thought, nodded once.
That logic resonated with his own theory about harvesting Heartbreak Value.
Riding the wave of this whole-network meme craze, plus the tireless endorsement from veteran actors,
The Legend of Han and Chu's presale box office surged past fifty million two days before release.
That number shattered presale records for similar historical films.
However, while the outside world reveled and Jiang Ci remained calm,
Director Wei Song was enduring a complicated mental grind.
He wasn't anxious exactly, he was just watching those "aluminum alloy guy" and "FarewellMyConcubine physics" memes,
feeling alternately furious and amused, his blood pressure taking roller-coaster rides all night so he couldn't sleep.
On one hand he was pleased the work had high attention,
on the other hand he was anguished that the attention had gone off the rails.
It felt like the qilin he'd nurtured with all his effort was being treated by the whole village like a husky for amusement.
At three in the morning he couldn't hold back, 𝐟𝚛𝕖𝚎𝕨𝗲𝐛𝚗𝐨𝐯𝐞𝕝.𝐜𝗼𝗺
he made a call that yanked the publicity director out of bed.
The last straw was seeing a serious film critic he deeply respected
repost a photoshopped image of a caliper labeled "Hegemon's ruler" with the caption "expectations maxed."
"Ridiculous! Even Old Zhou is joining their nonsense!" Wei Song raged into the phone.
It wasn't so much anger as the pained cry of an old scholar,
"A tragedy! Do you understand? We filmed the greatest tragedy in history! If people come into the cinema in a meme-watching mindset, that's sacrilege against Xiang Yu!"
"It's sacrilege against all our blood and sweat!"
On the other end, the publicity director answered repeatedly,
but inwardly thought:
How do we suppress it? The whole internet is memeing, the heat is terrifyingly high. If we forcefully cool it down,
tomorrow we'll be labeled #TheLegendOfHanAndChuCapitalControllingTrends#.
That afternoon, at the Kyoto National Film Center for the premiere.
Backstage, the atmosphere was tense.
Wei Song, wearing dark circles under his eyes, pulled Jiang Ci into a corner and launched into a "lecture."
"Jiang Ci, I'm telling you again."
Pointing at him, Wei Song was stern.
"Tonight, from the red carpet to the interviews, you clamp your mouth shut!"
"Keep that aloof hegemon energy! Don't say a single extra word! Do you hear me?"
"Especially, do not mention anything about metal materials! Not a single word!"
Jiang Ci accepted this willingly, even feeling Wei Song's worry was excessive.
He knew well that any verbal explanation for an audience fed on comedy memes would be powerless.
The only thing that could crush them was the extremity of the tragedy itself.
This premiere was high-end.
In attendance were not only industry stars and the media.
Besides Gu Huai, executives from Tian Guang and Hua Xing mobilized their full teams, and even several top domestic history professors were invited.
The scene felt less like a movie premiere and more like a high-level academic symposium.
In the independent lounge backstage.
There was a light knock on the door. Jiang Ci opened it and found Zhao Yingfei standing there.
She wore an evening gown, makeup flawless, yet in her hands she cradled a narrow sword box that looked crudely packaged among its surroundings.
"For you." She handed the sword box over, mischief shining in her eyes.
Jiang Ci, surprised, took it and opened it.
Inside lay a children's toy sword made entirely of pure white foam plastic.
On the blade, a crooked note stuck with marker: "This one is light, convenient for quality inspection."
Jiang Ci: "…"
He looked up and saw Zhao Yingfei's pretty eyes unblinking, the amusement in them like scattered starlight.
"Don't be nervous," she said softly, but earnestly, "Tonight, you're the Hegemon, I am Yu Ji. I'm sending you on your final journey."
With that she turned and left, leaving Jiang Ci alone with the foam sword, lost in thought.
At five in the afternoon, a fine drizzle fell over Kyoto.
Outside the film center, the sides of the red carpet had already been packed shoulder to shoulder.
The crowd buzzed with excitement yet carried an odd repression.
As if everyone awaited a historical judgment, a final verdict on the internet carnival.
At seven sharp that evening.
In the lounge, the stylist dressed Jiang Ci in his final outfit.
A dark red velvet suit.
On anyone else this color could be disastrous or frivolous.
On Jiang Ci it conveyed a tragic grandeur of "returning from bloodshed."
He didn't let the makeup artist overdo anything, only smoothing the stray hair from his forehead.
That severe face grew even sharper.
He straightened his collar in the mirror.
The final battlefield had arrived.







