The Little Ancestor Teaches You How To Live-Chapter 38 - Children’s Talk is Maddening_1
Chapter 38: Chapter 38 Children’s Talk is Maddening_1
Chapter 38 -38 Children’s Talk is Maddening_1
As the children chattered back and forth, Qin Yuhuai’s lips were tightly pursed into a straight line, veins bulging on his neck as if he was trying very hard to suppress something.
Finally, he could no longer bear it and asked, “Qin Susu, what are you doing?”
“Finding you a wife!” Susu earnestly uttered the word “wife.”
Qin Yuhuai’s usually cool and melancholic face almost couldn’t maintain its composure.
He took a deep breath, suppressed his emotions, and asked in a deep voice, “Who told you that?”
“What?” Susu tilted her head, her little face full of confusion as she looked at Qin Yuhuai.
“I mean, who told you the word ‘wife,’ and who told you that I need a wife?”
Qin Yuhuai knew that Susu, only three and a half years old, was unlikely to understand these things.
Her sudden desire to find him a girlfriend must have come from someone else.
“Naughty little nephew said, you’re old now and don’t have a wife.
Mom and Dad are worried.
If you had a wife, Mom and Dad would be happy, and I want Mom and Dad to be happy!”
Susu answered with serious resolve on her little face.
Although she didn’t like Qin Yuze, the naughty little nephew.
Still, if it could make Mom and Dad happy, she was willing to help out.
As expected!
Qin Yuhuai just knew that little rascal Qin Yuze was up to no good.
“I don’t need one.
Don’t listen to Qin Yuze’s nonsense,” Qin Yuhuai said, his face cold.
“Is what naughty little nephew said wrong?
You don’t need a wife because you already have one?
Or do you want to be someone else’s wife?” Susu asked, puzzled.
She wondered if others would even desire having such an unlovable big nephew as a wife.
“I don’t have one!
But I also don’t need one!” Qin Yuhuai answered through gritted teeth, each word seeming to be squeezed out from between them.
“Why don’t you need one?
Does not needing one mean you can have babies by yourself?”
Although the process was a bit complex, the basic principle was much like how they found mates in the Beast Realm.
That’s right!
The big nephew had grown up!
He should get a wife and have babies!
He couldn’t continue to be naughty and upset her mom and dad!
Qin Yuhuai’s face was so dark it seemed as if dipping a brush into it would be enough to write with.
After speaking, Susu turned back to confirm with the little friends she brought along: “Can someone have a baby by themselves?”
“I don’t know, yah, my mom said she picked me up from a garbage heap!
I’m not sure if someone could find one if they went picking alone.”
“I don’t know either; my mom and dad said I came with a phone recharge,” another child chimed in.
“I was born by my mom; I don’t know if my dad was of any use.”
“…”
The naive children began discussing this question.
In the end, Susu said, “Never mind, an adult male should find a mate and have babies.
Little nephew said, first find a girlfriend, then the girlfriend becomes a wife, and then you can have babies!
So, finding a girlfriend first is definitely right!”
Yuze had just walked in the door when he heard Susu discussing “the philosophy of human reproduction” with her friends.
Upon hearing Susu’s reasoning, he immediately burst into laughter.
“Hahaha…
hahaha… Susu, what you’re saying really makes so much sense!
My big brother just lacks your awareness!
If he had your awareness, I could have had a little niece by now!
Hahaha…”
