The Laid-back Life in Another World of the Ex-Hero Candidate Who Turned out to be a Cheat from Level 2-Chapter 102
CHAPTER 20: THE WORLD THAT ONLY THE GODDESS KNOWS? ～ BABY EDITION
At that Table
NT1: Hello there. Catora's here. I'm a little late, i know, i'm sorry. I was, a little, kinda, busy. Not too much actualy, but, i was still trying to get use to the "online classes" my university's giving due the pandemic. Is… not bad. Is not like, perfect, but, my teachers are doing all they can right know, so… it's fine. I'm fine. I hope you're fine too.
NT2: Is like… i just started this chapter right after finishing with the chapter of “Lv999” and… i just realice that this chapters are, like… twice as long as the chapters of Lv999… some time three… this one had like, 2.000 more words then que chapter of Lv999… it’s horrible you know… horrible…
◆◇ Furio’s House • The Next Morning ◇◆
Normally, mornings at Furio's House begin with all the residents of the house having breakfast together in the living room.
The members of the Furio Family are,
※ Furio and Lys, and their children, Garyl and Elizabeth.
Furio
―Former resident of another world • Current owner of the Variety Store, Ûgo.
He's the purchasing manager, armor maker and creator of magic tools among other things more―
Lys
―She's a Demon of the Race of Wolf Fang and sister of the Former Members of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Army, Fengaryl―
Garyl
―Furio and Lys's Son and twin brother of Elizabeth.
Looks like his Father, Furio.
He inherited the Wolf Fang’s blood from his Mother Lys, but has yet to show any noticeable change―
Elizabeth
―Furio and Lys's Daughter and twin sister of Garyl.
Looks like her Mother, Lys.
She is human, but she has a jewel embedded in her forehead, which is proof of the Divine Protection of the God of the Divine Plane―
※ Gozaru, Uliminus ―Gozaru’s First Wife― and Barissa ―Gozaru’s Second Wife―
Gozaru
―He's a Demon of the Race of Demon Kings. Is the Former Demon King.
He currently works as the guard of the Variety Store, Ûgo―
Uliminus
―She is a Demon of the Race of Hell Cats. Is the Demon King’s Former Aide.
She's the Manager of the Variety Store Ûgo―
Barissa
―Former Castle's Knight
Works as an Assistant in the Variety Store Ûgo―
＊ Polygamy is allowed since Gozaru is a Demon （Demons are allowed to have up to 3 partners）
※ Slape, Bireri ―his wife― and Risley ―their daughter―.
＊ The Couple have their own house, however, they are currently living together with the rest of Furio's Family due to the birth of their daughter.
Slape.
― He's a Demon of the Race of Death Horse and Former member of the Four Heavenly Kings of the Demon Army.
It is responsible for the management of the meadows that are within the grounds of Furio's House―
Bireri
―Former Castle's Archer.
It is responsible for the management of the meadows that are within the grounds of Furio's House―
Risley
―Slape and Bireri's daughter.
She resembles Bireri, but she has inherited much of the blood of the Race of Death Horse from his Father.
Not yet able to change shape―
※ Brossam
―Former Castle's Swordsman.
She is in charge of managing the farm of Furio's House―
※ Berano
―Former Castle's Mage.
She currently works as a teacher at Houtau's School of Magic―
※ Jaren
―Barissa's Step-brother and brother-in-law of Gozaru and Uliminus.
He currently works as a highly talented designer―
※ The Majin who controls the source of Light and Darkness and （Omitted）, Hiya.
―Majin who controls the source of Light and Darkness.
She is currently the ―Self-proclaimed― servant of Furio.
She doesn't take care of any of the household chores at Furio's House (She is an sponger).
She's an hermaphrodite―
＊ The following people live in Hiya’s spirit world, where they train to ―Forbidden for those under 18― alongside with her.
The Dark Magician • Damarinasse
The Demon of the Race of Sumukitsune • The Silver Horn Fox
The Great Wizard follower of the Evil God • Mahorion
NT: The Silver Horn Fox breed name was changed after a closer look at the raw. (The name “Makitsune” (Demon Fox) was not entirely wrong, but it is possible that them (the Author) only used it referred to her (them) in that way as a way to refer to the Demons of her kind, it is also possible that this really is her true race, but its name is different since she belong to a higher class ir something like that).
※The Psycho Bear Saber ―who looks like a Horned Rabbit―, the Horned Rabbit Shibea ―his Wife―, and Suber, Seber and Sober ―their children.
Saber.
―He’s the pet of Furio's Family.
Although he usually looks like a completely normal Horned Rabbit, he's actually a Psycho Bear―
Shibea.
―She's the pet of Furio's Family.
She’s a female Horned Rabbit ♀―
Suber, Seber and Sober.
―Saber and Shibea's triplets.
They're the pets of Furio's Family.
Seber looks like a Psycho Bear in miniature―
Those 14 people and 5 pets live together.
Since almost everyone has a job, they usually eat dinner separately, however, they always meet in the morning and at night in the living room to eat together.
This was a custom started by Furio, who wanted to further relate to the people he lived with, hoping that everyone could comfortably talk to each other without worry. Today, as always, the whole family gathered in the living room on the first floor to enjoy their family breakfast.
During breakfast, Furio and Lys explained to the rest of the family what had happened to Elizabeth the previous night
「Eh? So that’s what happened the last night」, Gozaru said after hearing what Furio had said as he filled his mouth with the mountain of food on his plate.
Gozaru was a meat lover, and he used to feel really hungry during the mornings, so every morning he would attack the Furio's kitchen in search of food. Incidentally, this was already his sixth plate of food.
「Yes, she grew so fast that we didn’t even notice when it happened…
Not even Elizabeth herself seemed to know what had happened…」, Furio said as he looked at Elizabeth, who was drinking her milk next to him.
When Elizabeth noticed Furio’s gaze, she smiled at him as she sat on his legs.
In general, Furio’s meals were quite normal, and even in relaxed moments like this, he continued to behave in a modest way different from what would be expected of a “protagonist”.
And next to that relaxed Furio, was Elizabeth, who lately had been monopolizing a place next to his Father.
「There is no doubt that the jewel embedded in her forehead had something to do with it nya. It is proof that she possesses the Divine Protection of the God of the Divine Plane after all nya」said Uliminus, who was standing next to Gozaru, looking at the jewel that was embedded in Elizabeth’s forehead while eating her roasted fish.
Despite the fact that she was still transformed into her human form, Uliminus, who loved fish, could not help but let her tail out, which moved from left to right indicating her joy.
「Indeed, the Great Daughter of the Supreme One has received the Divine Protection of the God of the World of the Gods. It wouldn’t be too surprising to find out that she really does possess that kind of power」, said Hiya, the Majin who controls the source of light and darkness, and （Omitted）, who after sipping her tea, bowed reverently to Elizabeth.
Hiya, who is able to absorb the vital energy from the atmosphere and the earth, always drinks only tea during meals. Incidentally, even though Hiya is a sexless Majin, she usually takes the form of a woman while eating.
「Elizabeth-chan got bigger～, I would have liked to see her at that time～, since I can’t even imagine what she would look like～」, said Bireri, with her head bowed, while holding the spoon with which she was having soup, then she looked at Risley, who was drinking her milk next to her.
「Hey～, you also want to see her too, right Risley～? Look, your dear friend Elizabeth had grown bigger」, said Bireri as she laughed, however Risley, who was drinking milk in front of her, did not give the slightest importance to her words.
Bireri did not eat too much, and her body was quite small and thin in proportion to that, however, on the contrary, her daughter Risley, who had inherited a considerable amount of demonic traits from her Father, Slape, had also inherited the great appetite. of this one.
「Elizabeth may have ended up in that state, but Garyl has not changed at all, I wonder if he will feel a little strange or uncomfortable…」 , said Lys, holding a piece of bread in her hand, as she alternated her gaze between Elizabeth, who was sitting next to Furio, and Garyl, who was sitting next to her, while wearing the same confused expression as the night before.
Garyl, who was sitting next to Lys, licked the plate of soup he had until it was completely clean, then took it and offered it to Lys, asking for more. Lys ―with the intention of facilitating a second pregnancy― only ate bread in the morning, and waited until night to eat more.
Unlike his Mother, Garyl ate a lot in the morning, and used this as fuel to play all day, so he did not usually eat too much at night to avoid any sleep problems.
「But well, even if that’s what happened the night before, she’s back to her normal state now, so there’s nothing you need to worry about, is there?」, said Slape while chuckling as he chewed on a big chunk of meat. 「There’s nothing to worry about, don’t you think the same Risley? Huh? 」, he said turning to Risley, who was holding onto her mother, Bireri. However, Risley, in a clear sign of rejection towards him, turned her face away from him as she began to hug her Mother affectionately.
Slape, who like Gozaru, was a Demon with a big appetite, and used to attack Furio’s kitchen every morning, and while he used to hold back a little while still living alone with Bireri, after the birth of his daughter, Risley, he began to eat animatedly every morning.
「It’s just like Slape-dono says. We don’t know exactly what happened yet, so it’s not a good idea to be overly concerned」, said Barissa, with a wry smile as she saw the heartbroken look on Slape’s face, who had just been rejected by Risley, at the same time she deftly used her knife and fork to eat the grilled fish on the plate in front of her.
Barissa was an Ex-Noble, so she tried to use her silverware as skillfully as possible, however, lately she had been slightly indulging in her appetite, just like her husband, Gozaru.
「… (Nods)」, in response to Barissa’s words, Berano nodded as she brought the large mug she held in her hands to her mouth.
Berano, who was smaller and thinner than Bireri, also ate less than she did, and almost always felt bad when she ate too heavy things in the morning, so she normally only ate liquid food during breakfast.
Next to her was Jarren, who still felt a little disoriented from having spent the night awake to finish the designs he had pending, so he spent most of the time stirring his soup plate while trying not to fall asleep over it.
Although Jarren was still in his growth stage, he was still just a boy, so he didn’t normally eat too much.
「Anyway, Elizabeth is quite adorable so I’m sure she must have looked very pretty」, said Brossam while laughing out loud as she brought the piece of bread she was holding in her hand to her mouth.
Brossam, who had the attitude of a “Older sister"•Nee-san•, always behaved cheerfully during every meal. Also, despite the surprisingly small amount of food consumed during each meal, she used to eat several times a day while doing her work on the farm.
Incidentally, her “macho-man” attitude had already become much more remarkable than it was when she was still working at the castle.
Hearing Brossam’s words, Furio remembered how Elizabeth had looked the previous night.
At first glance, she looked quite similar to Lys, looking quite beautiful, and making him believe that she would definitely become a true beauty when she grew up, which caused Furio to unconsciously start to nod his head while reaffirming his opinion ―Stupid Doting Father filter Activated―.
However, in the midst of his fantasy, Furio involuntarily remembered Elizabeth's naked body and her face flushed, so he involuntarily covered his cheeks with embarrassment.
Then,
「U~!」, Elizabeth, looking at Furio with her puffed cheeks, began to pinch his Father’s cheeks.
It was as if she knew what Furio was thinking.
「I’m sorry, I’m sorry,」 said Furio, with an ironic smile on his face, as he looked at Elizabeth, then, he began to caress Elizabeth’s head.
Then Elizabeth approached Furio, and said, 「Papa, ro'u (love you)」, while hugging Furio.
In response to that, Furio also hugged Elizabeth while smiling.
Lys could only watch that scene with her eyes wide open.
… No… She's only a Daughter showing her affection to her Father
… Yes, she is not doing it to take advantage and steal him from me
… Yes, only a Father and his Daughter
… But why…?
… Why am I so upset …?
Lys continued to mumble those things for a while as she was enveloped by a haunting atmosphere.
On the other hand, Garyl, ignoring all of that, simply extended his empty plate insistently towards Lys as he looked at her with a look that seemed to say, 「Quick, I want more」.
Underneath that table where the family gathered, was the Saber's Family, who rushed towards the large plate full of vegetables while letting out voices of joy.
Saber's Family, who were always full of energy, used to be completely enchanted by vegetables, however, Saber, who really was a Psycho Bear, and Sober, who had inherited much of his genes, used to eat meat at night.
NT: … Weird… Seber is supposed to be the one who looks like a Psycho Bear… but Sober is the one who eats meat… Weird… I… I checked it twice… and yeah… it was Sober… huh… weird.
◇◇ Demon King’s Castle • Fufun’s Laboratory ◇◇
「I see… So it didn’t go well」
After hearing the words of Doctor Mephisto, who was kneeling in front of her, Fufun let out a sigh as she set the documents she was holding aside.
「This one deeply regrets what happened」
「… Desudesu」
Doctor Mephisto and Kokeshutti fell to the ground while apologizing to Fufun.
Then, Fufun, while looking at them with a cold gaze,
-Geshi!
kick the face of the two with enough strengh to make them both rise from the place where they were prostrate.
The two of them, who were shot backwards after being kicked in the jaw by Fufun, collided with the wall.
「Hey, Mephisto, I already told you, didn’t I?」, said Fufun, with a furious look on her face, as she looked at Doctor Mephisto, who was now dying on the ground. 「I thought I had already made clear what I wanted you to do with that bitch」, said Fufun as she grabbed Doctor Mephisto, and Kokeshutti, who was lying next to him, by the hair and pulled them up until they were in front of her. 「What happened then? Huh?」, she said as she clicked her tongue.
Fufun finally let out a sigh after seeing the way those two were fearfully exchanging glances.
「This operation is canceled… back to your normal tasks」, said Fufun at the same time as her furious gaze was distorted into her usual cold and controlled gaze. 「… I hope this will not delay the resurrection treatment of the injured people」, then, Fufun turned around and said that in her usual tone as she left her Laboratory.
Doctor Mephisto and Kokeshutti, who were unable to say a word as they watched as Fufun retired, quickly returned to their workplace, while,
「… Ngh… The pain from her kicks is still so… irresistible~…」
「… Fufun-sama’s punishments are as great as ever desu~」
They muttered those words, their faces flushed, as they breathed wildly.
The Akuma • Doctor Mephisto.
The Lolita Mad Scientist • Kokeshutti.
They were both on their way to becoming an M as troublesome as their mistress.
… No, they already are…
NT: Graphic representation of how Catora felt after translating this fragment
I pitied them. I FELT SORRY FOR THEM! AND THEY PAID ME WITH THIS CRAP!!!!
◇◇ In a certain inn in Naniwa City ◇◇
「A~h, good morning, Blond Hero-sama ~」, said Tsuya, with a smile on her face, as she walked towards the Blond Hero, who was sitting in the dining room.
「Blond Hero-sama, I worried quite a bit when you didn’t come back home last night」, said Valentine, who was walking behind Tsuya, as she crossed her arms.
「… Although last night you seemed to have been snoring quietly…」
「… Did you say something, Ririanju?」
Ririanju, who was unable to bear the overwhelming amount of Evil Magic Power that Valentine began to release, shouted, 「No I-I didn’t say anything! Absolutely nothing! 」, as she tilted her head over and over again.
「Did you have to go out last night~?」, asked Tsuya, while bowing her head, as she sat next to the Blond Hero.
「Uh-huh」, the Blond Hero nodded as he drank a glass of water. 「You don’t need to know where I was. And if someone says something to you, don’t believe them」, the Blond Hero shouted as he waved his empty glass of water towards Tsuya.
「Yes~!? I-I won’t trust anyone～」, said Tsuya, while sticking her face to the table.
After seeing that reaction, the Blond Hero clicked his tongue, and said, 「Anyway, I’m hungry. Bring us something to eat」.
「Y-Yes, right away ~」, said Tsuya as she ran to the counter.
「Blond Hero-sama… Errrm, I, I don’t want to eat anything right now」, said Valentine, who was sitting in front of the Blond Hero, while looking down with a repentant look. 「I think I… I ate too much yesterday」.
「Ha! 」, The Blond Hero let out a laugh in response to Valentine’s words. 「Stupid Woman, do you think this Blond Hero-sama is incapable of taking care of his own followers? Ridiculous!」.
Then, after saying that, he turned to Tsuya, who was ordering at the counter. 「Hey Tsuya, make sure you bring this idiot something to eat too!」.
「Yes~!」, replied Tsuya with a smile on her face.
After seeing that, Valentine began to smile happily as she clasped her hands in front of her face.
「Ririanju, you also eat something. You are useless to me with an empty stomach」
「Y-Yes!」, After Ririanju responded with that scream, she ran towards Tsuya, who was at the counter.
Meanwhile, the Blond Hero, who looked once more around him, said to Valentine, 「Hmm… I will rest a bit. Wake me up when the food arrives」, as I began to sleep with my arms crossed.
After seeing that, all three,
Tsuya
Ririanju
And Valentine
Began to look at each other with a smile on their faces.
NT1: I kinda like how is the Blondie becoming little by little into a slave due his own pride while trying to look all great and reliable in front of the girls.
NT2: As always, if you find something weird, whatever, just tell me in the comments.
