The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 649: The Punishment for Wrong Guesses_1
"Qingzi, this time I’ll give you an easier one. You just guess whether your sister-in-law is wearing panties or not. It’s practically a giveaway question, with three chances and one practically being a freebie," Tian Yue’er asked with a mischievous smile, "Wanna try?"
"Sure!" Li Qing sat down and said.
What a joke, with such an easy question; if he couldn’t guess that, he might as well hang himself on a tree in the southeast.
"Just to be clear, if you guess wrong this time, you have to stick your tongue out at Auntie Yulan for five minutes. If you guess right, it’s the usual," Tian Yue’er said.
"Why is it always me?" Yu Lan complained unhappily.
"Because you were the first to spill the beans, Xiao Lanlan. We agreed that whoever gets guessed first starts first. You took care of Qingzi by spilling the beans yourself, so what else can we do!" Tian Yue’er said with a naughty smile.
Yu Lan instantly deflated like a punctured ball, "Alright, is it okay if I keep my coat on this time? It’s too cold!"
"That’s certainly fine," Tian Yue’er said, "Let’s start then."
Li Qing simply said, "Wearing."
"Wrong!"
"Not wearing!"
"Wrong again!"
Li Qing looked baffled at Tian Yue’er, "You’re playing dirty, aren’t you?"
"You still have one chance left, Qingzi. Think carefully. Not considered wearing, nor not wearing, what could it be?" Tian Yue’er said with a wicked grin.
Li Qing was stunned, "This is playing dirty. Even if it’s considered wearing the same as not wearing, it’s still wearing."
"Seems like it... fine then, let’s say you guessed right. Come on, bring out your ’weapon’; let’s have some fun." Tian Yue’er, laughing, took out a very large piece of ice from under the table.
Li Qing was instantly dumbfounded, "This... isn’t what I understand by ’ice and fire’, right? Make sure you understand, it’s supposed to be a reward, not a punishment."
"What are you thinking? Don’t worry, I won’t make a hole and fit you into it," Tian Yue’er said.
That’s exactly what Li Qing had thought.
Because it looked very much like that was the plan.
Tian Yue’er, all smiles, chipped off some pieces of ice, then took them into her mouth and approached Li Qing.
She unceremoniously pulled down Li Qing’s trousers and got to work.
The icy stimulation mixed with the warm, wet slipperiness of her tongue made Li Qing feel like he was floating on air.
The sensation was indescribably thrilling, but undeniably pleasurable.
It was nothing like the feeling of having ice water in your mouth.
Not until the ice water in her mouth completely melted did Tian Yue’er stop after swallowing for a while longer.
She gave Li Qing a seductive look, squeezed her eyes at him, wiped the corner of her mouth, and returned to her seat, "Xiao Lanlan, it’s your turn."
Yu Lan bit the corner of her lip bashfully, her eyes turning into a pool of melting spring water, "I’ve realized I’ve been the plaything all night long. You bunch of meanies."
Everyone laughed out loud.
"Auntie Yu Lan, you can’t blame us for this. We’re all bundled up tight; it’s just you who bluntly admitted you weren’t wearing any, so naturally you have to be the first one," Qin Wenjun said with a laugh.
"How about this, I’ll take your turn this time, and you can take mine later, okay?"
"Xiao Junjun, you’re so willing to help out? Fine, you two can switch, but the stakes have to go up," Tian Yue’er said.
"You have to do it for ten minutes!"
Qin Wenjun casually waved her hand, saying disdainfully, "Alright, just ten minutes!"
After speaking, she took a sip of scalding tea and then bent over to get to work at Li Qing’s waist.
"Hiss..." The scorching sensation made Li Qing shudder intensely.
No wonder she was so keen to switch with Yu Lan; she did it to play a trick on him.
"This little mouth, really comfortable!" Li Qing grinned and laughed.
"Little thing, is that the best you can do to mess with me?"
Qin Wenjun looked up at Li Qing in shock, having spit out the hot tea from her mouth, and incredulously asked, "Doesn’t it burn you?"
"If your mouth can handle the heat, so can I, don’t worry. Bring it on," Li Qing said with a smile.
Qin Wenjun’s face immediately soured, "This isn’t what I wanted to see."
She muttered to herself and took another sip of hot water.
Li Qing chuckled, deliberately moving his waist up and down several times, making it look profound.
"Ugh..."
Going too deep, he made Qin Wenjun feel nauseous after just a few times.
"Behave yourself!" she scolded after spitting out another mouthful of hot tea.
"What’s given must be returned," Li Qing laughed.
Little smarty, we’ll see who outsmarts whom.
Qin Wenjun took another sip of hot tea and then successfully went on for ten minutes.
"Alright, let’s continue with our rewarded guessing game," Tian Yue’e announced loudly.
"Qingzi, identify the person among us using a toy, and you can have ten minutes. Guess wrong, and you’ll be kissing Auntie for ten minutes there."
At this moment, she had become the host of this group, doing it with style.
"Finally, it’s not me. This is how it should be done; you can’t just target me for trouble," Yu Lan said.
With a shy look in her eyes, Han Mei glanced at Li Qing.
Her gaze, sweet as a spring breeze sweeping over Yumen Pass, instantly made Li Qing sink into it.
Seems like Auntie is also looking forward to this moment.
Before it even started, that look in her eyes was already melting.
Li Qing’s gaze swept over each of the five women beside him. Tian Yue’e and Qin Wenjun were fond of toys, he had witnessed that.
Wu Xingxing and Auntie were not very familiar with that kind of stuff, they hadn’t felt it yet.
As for Yu Lan, whether she had been played with by Tian Yue’e in private, that remained unknown.
But she could be ruled out first, she had already eaten grapes just now.
Whether there was something stuffed inside, Li Qing had seen clearly.
Strangely enough, looking at their expressions, not a single one looked like they were using a toy; they were all very calm.
"Have the toys not started?" Li Qing asked.
Tian Yue’e nodded with a smile, "Definitely not started. If they had, wouldn’t you have noticed right away?"
Li Qing’s gaze swept over their postures once again.
Damn, they all looked so normal.
This should have been an easy question, but everyone was acting too normal, leaving Li Qing not knowing where to start.
"Auntie!" Li Qing called out.
He had no choice but to take a wild guess.
"Congratulations, you can start now," Tian Yue’e cheered.
Li Qing looked at Han Mei in astonishment. No wonder Auntie’s eyes were so seductive; turns out it was because she had something inside?
"Come on, the live performance is starting, Xiao Meimei, please stick out your pretty little bum, let us see the two of you closely joined together, and make sure we can all see clearly, yo," Tian Yue’e excitedly shouted.
Blushing with annoyance, Han Mei slapped Tian Yue’e on the arm and rebuked, "Keep your voice down."
"What’s there to fear, no one’s going to eavesdrop on the corner of the wall in the dead of night," Tian Yue’e said nonchalantly, "Come on, start."
