The Happy Farmer Wanderer-Chapter 648: A Special Game_1

Li Qing had set his sights on Guan Lin back in the day because of those books and discs.

But at that time, he had the desire but not the courage, never daring to actually do anything, merely peeking under her skirt a few times.

Still, that period was definitely the most innocent and beautiful.

The teacher was pure and pretty, and every girl in the class had a pure heart.

The last row of the video rental shop was forever the domain of documentaries from across the seas, renting for just fifty cents a day.

"We have to ask Auntie Yulan first!" Li Qing put away those distant memories and said with a smile.

Yu Lan’s face flushed with embarrassment, and in the light of the fire, her delicate cheeks were as pink as peach blossoms.

"No need to ask, Auntie has already spilled the beans. I’ve decided for her, it’s settled, guess quickly," Tian Yue’e said with a wave of her hand, speaking rather domineeringly as if she controlled the entire scene.

Looking at the situation, it was obvious they had already discussed this beforehand.

Tonight they seemed ready to stir up some serious excitement.

Li Qing’s gaze fell on Han Mei, and he got serious.

His sister-in-law always dressed conservatively.

But today, she exposed her legs, and considering her conservative style, it was likely a short skirt, right?

"Sister-in-law is wearing a short skirt!" said Li Qing.

"Wrong guess, you have one more chance," Tian Yue’e called out.

"Then it must be pajamas, the shorts kind," Li Qing shouted back.

Actually, this thing was not easy to guess.

"Wrong again, wrong again, quick, eat the grape!" Tian Yue’e shouted excitedly.

Yu Lan’s face, already pale with a blush, instantly turned the color of red grapes, "How do I... do this? Let’s go inside the house." 𝐟𝐫𝕖𝗲𝘄𝚎𝗯𝕟𝐨𝕧𝐞𝚕.𝕔𝕠𝐦

"That won’t do, you have to let us see, otherwise how do we know if Qingzi has eaten it? Quick quick quick, open your coat, I’ll get you a grape," Tian Yue’e clamored excitedly.

"Ah? You’re seriously going through with it?" Yu Lan was startled, "Once this thing goes in, it won’t come out."

"I know you don’t have Li Ping’er’s skills, so just place it on the edge, you can hold it with some effort," Tian Yue’e said.

"Can’t you change to another method... This is too embarrassing, or else, could you all turn your heads?" Yu Lan said shyly.

"No way, no way, we are all witnesses here, how can we see if we turn our heads? I’ve played with that little guy of yours so many times, what are you shy about? Hurry up," insisted Tian Yue’e.

Li Qing couldn’t help but laugh.

The women in his family really complemented each other in terms of personality, with Tian Yue’e and Wu Xingxing being fearless and ready to do anything, balancing out the more reserved and easily embarrassed sister-in-law and Yu Lan.

Qin Wenjun, on the other hand, was like a spice, bringing a bit of both sides, brash and enhancing the mood.

"Auntie, we’re all family here, we’ve all been poked, who doesn’t know who at this point, come on," Qin Wenjun called out.

"Come on, Auntie, I really want to see," Wu Xingxing also shouted.

Li Qing suddenly felt like he was the one being given the wedding night pranks.

He once attended an outrageous wedding where the couple were egged on by a crowd to perform a live show.

Although such acts were indecent, he had found it thrilling to watch at the time.

Under the urging of Tian Yue’e and the others, Yu Lan hesitantly began to undo her coat.

Indeed, it was the Emperor’s new clothes—the pure and flawless skin illuminated by the campfire was bewitchingly white, gracefully charming, and irresistibly beautiful.

Li Qing couldn’t take his eyes off; Yu Lan at that moment was genuinely stunning.

"Come on, please secure your grape, and feed it to Qingzi!" Tian Yue’e stuffed half a grape and then, slapping Yu Lan’s perky backside with excitement, said.

"Then stop eating it, it’s not clean," Yu Lan said, blushing intensely.

"What’s the big deal? Qingzi licked it clean for you, gulping it down," Tian Yue’e said. "This is just a little touch." "Don’t worry about it too much; Qingzi probably really likes it."

Li Qing was speechless. Why did this sound so weird when she said it?

What’s she talking about, gulping down saliva so exaggeratedly?

Although he really didn’t have any resistance to the idea, Tian Yue’e’s words made him feel oddly uncomfortable.

"Qingzi, go ahead and enjoy it, this is your punishment," Tian Yue’e laughed.

Li Qing chuckled helplessly and stood up, walking over to Yu Lan, his palm gently caressing her delicate thigh.

"Your leg is getting smoother by the day, Auntie."

Embarrassed, Yu Lan felt her face was about to drip blood. "You... stop touching, just come over."

She leaned her supple waist forward slightly to make it easier for Li Qing to reach the grape.

"Just to be clear, you have to hold it for five minutes," Tian Yue’e called out.

Yu Lan instantly became anxious, "You didn’t say that before, you just said I had to eat it."

"Did I?" Tian Yue’e pretended to forget. "Well then, let’s vote. Raise your hand if you agree."

"I agree!" Wu Xingxing was the first to say.

Qin Wenjun smiled shyly, "Sorry, Auntie, but I really want to see this."

In the end, only Han Mei was left... It seemed there was no need to say anything else.

She looked around, smiling awkwardly, "Actually... I really want to see it too. If you can’t keep your posture steady, I can help you steady it."

Yu Lan’s expression immediately turned bitter. "Ah... you bunch of meanies, I’ll get you back for this one day."

"Stand properly, lean back as much as possible, we all want a good view," Tian Yue’e excitedly yelled.

And Han Mei really came over and steadied Yu Lan from behind.

This was difficult for Yu Lan; indeed, it was challenging for Li Qing to maintain the five minutes.

It was just eating a grape; the task would be done in a moment.

He might as well help Yu Lan eat the red beans too; that area was irresistibly soft and tender.

Before taking the Immortality Elixir, Yu Lan’s skin was already incredibly tender.

After taking the Immortality Elixir, it was even more impressive, even softer than that of an eighteen-year-old girl.

Li Qing had just stuck out his tongue when Tian Yue’e intervened again, shouting, "No sticking out your tongue, no moving your mouth, just hold the position. We agreed on this, remember? Five minutes."

Li Qing: ...

This really was a punishment.

"Qingzi, don’t breathe so hard, it tickles and is kind of uncomfortable. And it’s really cold," Yu Lan said with her lips tightly clenched, shyly complaining.

"But I have to breathe!" Li Qing exclaimed, tongue extended.

Speaking with his mouth open made him sound like he was mumbling; one could barely make out what he was saying.

"Ah, ah, ah... This is so uncomfortable; it’s just too weird," Yu Lan cried out, her face a mask of misery.

This posture pushed her embarrassment to the extreme.

It was essentially an ultimate display of her most private self to everyone.

"Okay, five minutes are up," Tian Yue’e announced.

Li Qing and Yu Lan were finally free.