The Blade Of God-Chapter 60: Lost And Found (Slash II)
"We’re going to fucking die!" Lia cries, snot running down her small nose and she sprints ahead, Amur in toll as Amur whips her head back, watching as the ugly, muscular, big fairy speedily chases them down. "I’m so young and pretty and this is my end?! I couldn’t even found a hot husband or have a cute baby! Maybe two? Yeah...two is only fair-ugh, why does the Mage Tower only endorse uglies though!"
"I mean, Magician Aliane is pretty handsome." Amur said unconsciously, focusing ahead as she twist her body to take on a sharp corner in the forest. "That’s a least one person-."
"What?!’ Lia exclaims, face red as she whips her head to face Amur, only to trip on a heavy tree branch and fall face first.
"Okay, right. I think we’re forgetting that we’re mages." Amur said, pulling out a paint brush and twisting it until it grows enormous in size. "We should have like--totally remembered that we can summon cool stuff with magic maybe?"
"I always forget that when Rel isn’t around." Lia said, wiping the snot dripping from her nose. "Oh poor Rel, he probably misses me dearly."
"Right." Amur said, hurriedly watching as the muscular fairy gains distance as she writes a kanji in midair, watching the character glow and form a large leopard with dark spots. "Get on!"
Lia blinks, looking at the leopard in awe, pointing towards the animals back.
"No saddle?" Lia asked. "Is that safe to ride-wow!"
Amur rolls her eyes, grabbing Lia by her collar and yanking up her as the leopard raises with the forest easily dodging trees and large branches and heavy leaves as the fair screeches and follows behind them.
"Jeez...for someone so tiny, you sure are strong." Lia said, rubbing her neck. Amur pauses, eyeing her small hands as she blinks.
"Ah yeah, right..." Amur said, clutching the leopard’s fur as it slides under a large branch to dodge it, Amur quickly following suit, but Lia gaining a hard smack of a branch to her face.
"Damn girl..." Amur said, whipping her head back. "You defiantly aren’t the luckiest today with these trees..."
"I hate nature." Lia whines, crying as if she’s mourning. "Fucking stupid trees and freaking stupid branches!"
"Right..." Amur raise, raising an eyebrow. "What do you suggest we do? Should we stop running and fight? No mean to be disrespectful, Magician Lia, but since Rel isn’t here..."
"I can use simple magic, so it wouldn’t be a lost cause." Lia said. "Or I can summon different entities, but fuck! Rel would get the job done faster...urgh, where is that good-looking bird brain when you need him? He’s lucky if he gets stuck with Clarke."
"Lucky?" Amur asked, raising an eyebrow. "Why would he-?"
There’s a powerful pressure that knocks Amur and Lia off the leopard, making the animal instantly disappear on impact and causing the girls to tumble in opposite directions to each other. Lia yelps, rolling away and slamming back-first into a tree while Amur tumbles to a hard spot, dirt and gravel scratch her armor as she groans, holding her ringing head. Amur looks to her side, realizing that the muscular fair used a large log to hurdle at the duo.
"So now you want to play?" Amur asked, a scowl on her face as the large fairy glares down at them from a distance. "Then let’s play, ugly ass."
"I second that." Lia said, leaves tumble down from the tree she lays on, touches her golden locks, and hits the ground. Lia grips a pile of leaves in her hand and rushes them, glaring up at the ugly fairy with disdain. "You piece of shit."
Amur opens her, feeling her large paint brush form from her palms. She stands uo straight, watching the large fairy roar and raise its hands, summoning various sizes of tree branches and logs with heir magic, moving their hands to Amour’s direction to guide their attack Amur’s way. Amur races to draw a kanji in front go her, swiping her brush at her size as she watches a large metal, round table top appear, protecting her from the attacks like a shield. Amur breathes, letting out a batted breath before she roars, charging forward with vigor in the direction of the fairy, who attempts to quickly use their wings to host themselves in the air.
"Hey ugly piece of shit!" Lia said, standing uo and waving her fingers with a golden light surrounding them, watching the muscular fairy turn around to huff at her. "Come at me!"
The fair roars, growling and readying itself to head over to Lia’s direction, but Amber moves quickly, using the metal round table top as a stepping stone to launch herself in a high jump with her large brush at her side. She spins in the air, quickly jotting another kanji in the air before she watches with wide eyes as her body is absorbed in a bright, yellow light.
Amur grits her teeth, watching as one of her metal feet is aborbed with a grayish stone material. She uses all her strength and vigor to land a strong kick to the fairy’s face, knocking the fairy a few feet away and into a lone tree.
"Serves you right! Ugly!" Lia laughs, pointing a finger at the fairy. "Looks like my magic kicked your ass-and with knight Amur, of course! You messed with the wrong knights!" Lia grins, shoving her middle finger too the direction of the discomubilated fairy, who sways as they begin to rise. "Eat shit you-wow!"
Amur screams, falling out of the sky, but clumsy catches her footing, but not well enough to move herself out of the way in time to evade Lia’s surprised expression. Amur and Lia scream, knocking each other by the head and falling back. Amur watches with wide eyes as she falls onto of Lia, but a large portal filled with sparkles of gold and green opens wide enough for both the girls to clumsily fall in.







