The Age of Rebirth: Lazy Man's Hot Daughter-in-law Has Space-Chapter 4: If you want to pass this way, you must first laugh
Chapter 4 If you want to pass this way, you must laugh first
The temple towers into the clouds, stretching left and right, covered by clouds and mist, it is not clear how big it is.
Shennong? The ancestor of China? 𝐟r𝒆ℯ𝘄𝑒𝒃𝚗𝒐𝘃e𝗹.c𝘰𝐦
What is this place?
She walked to the entrance of Shennong Temple and pushed the door hard.
"Squeak", the door opened, and I saw the empty and lofty hall, which could not be seen at a glance, and there was a big tree whose name could not be named in the middle, with no leaves on the branches, and it was bare.
There is a small fountain under the tree, about the size of a bathtub, and a spring that seems to have dried up for a long time.
There are two gates on the left and right of the main hall. The plaque on the left is written "Gate of Agriculture" in seal script, and the gate on the right is "Gate of Medicine".
Agriculture Gate, is there food, vegetables and fruits that can be collected? Liang Xiaonan was overjoyed and walked directly to the gate of agriculture.
But found that the road was blocked, and I couldn't get to the door after going around.
【If you want to pass this way, you must laugh first】
【The higher the joke, the more resources】
Liang Xiaonan is simply a fool.
What the hell?
laughing out loud?
Does that mean to tell her to laugh like a fool?
【The blessed land belongs to the host alone, and the host can open the door with a smile】
【1000 laughing points, get entry qualification】
【5000 laughing points, get primary gifts】
【10,000 points of laughter, get a first-class gift】
【15,000 points of laughter, get a second-level gift】
【By analogy, every 5000 points can be upgraded once, and corresponding gifts will be obtained】
Seems to understand her doubts, the child's voice sounded again, Mandarin is very standard, but there is no emotion, it is purely an official spokesperson.
Liang Xiaonan: This is strange, it’s the first time I’ve heard of a space dedicated to collecting jokes.
【The host only wants to be funny, the blessed land has its own gifts】
funny? How funny? Tell jokes? Say cross talk? talk show?
Liang Xiaonan has a good personality, but he is far from a comedian!
【The joke the host said today, 10 points to start the joke, a special gift package for newcomers, including a bottle of Lingquan liquid and 100 fish fry】
Two bright green small bottles suddenly appeared in front of Liang Xiaonan.
Tell jokes to get gifts?
【Laughter from the heart can get better resources】
Not bad, happy others, happy yourself!
Liang Xiaonan started counting with his fingers: 10 points for one joke, 100 points for 10 jokes, and 100 jokes can be upgraded and qualified for entry.
There are so many jokes on earth, if she didn’t make Liang Xiaobei’s cheeks twitch from laughing, she wouldn’t be called Liang Xiaonan.
Looking at the 100 small fish fry in the bottle, they are really small, like commas, almost invisible to the naked eye. Are these just hatched from eggs?
How does she raise her? I didn't even have anything to eat!
She also wanted to try again to get a few laugh points by laughing, but she was kicked out for some reason.
The man was still lying on the straw pile, and a faint light came through the open-air roof, and the sky was already bright.
Grandma Liang woke up, still boiled a pot of cornmeal soup in the kitchen, and boiled some sweet potatoes.
Watching Liang Xiaonan wake up, he said to her, "Xiaonan, today is harvesting wheat. I'll go out to pick some ears of wheat. Go dig some wild vegetables at the foot of the mountain. If you can find an elm tree, break off some bark and come back."
"Grandma, are there fish in that cold pond at the foot of the mountain?"
Grandma Liang sighed: "Everyone has already caught them all. It's so difficult to eat, so it's your turn to catch them!"
Grandma Liang left, Liang Xiaonan hurriedly took the bucket, carrying small fish fry and spirit spring liquid in his arms, and walked into the mountain.
Dakeng Village is close to Yunshan Mountain. The mountain is a bit steep. There are moso bamboos and shrubs all over the mountain. A winding mountain spring stream flows down slowly all year round, forming a large pool at the foot of the mountain, which is very deep.
Originally, people in Dakeng village used pools of water to irrigate the nearby fields, but years of famine, wild animals on the mountain often came down the mountain, and killed a villager the year before last, and everyone gradually dared not approach them. They just collected some firewood and wild vegetables at the foot of the mountain. .
Liang Xiaonan saw that there was no one around, so he took a bucket of water in the pool and poured a few drops of spiritual spring liquid into it. When the spiritual spring liquid was opened, a sweet and refreshing aroma spread out.
The scent was different from any perfume she had used in her previous life. It was elegant and sweet, and the pores of her body were all opened up. It felt so comfortable and comfortable that she wanted to grow wings and fly into the air to dance.
She took out 10 small fry, put them in a bucket, and squatted by the bucket to observe carefully. The fry are too small, like small grains of rice, swimming happily in the water.
I can't see any changes for a while.
This spirit spring liquid is to make the little fish more active? Or will the meat be more tender when grown up?
It takes at least half a year for such a big fish to grow to 1 catty, right? She couldn't keep them occupying a bucket all the time.
Anyway, few people came to the pool, so she simply poured the diluting water of the spiritual liquid and 100 fish fry in the bucket into the pool, and poured down half a bottle of the spiritual spring liquid.
As soon as the fry entered the water, even their shadows disappeared instantly. Liang Xiaonan decided to go to the mountains to explore the way first.
She boldly walked up for a while, but fortunately, she didn't meet any wild beasts. She found some wild vegetables in a place where the weeds were growing wildly, and she also found a wild peach tree in the middle of a bush.
This peach tree is a few years old. There are many small wild peaches, and the hairy ones are not much bigger than cherries. They are sour and bitter, and cannot be eaten at all.
This was the only tree she saw that had something to do with eating when she wandered around the mountain for a long time. She took out the spirit spring liquid and dripped two drops on the roots of the tree.
Like the small fry, the wild peach tree did not see any changes.
Now she is not sure what the spirit spring liquid is for. She had read some fantasy novels before, and they all said that the spirit spring only needs to irrigate plants, just like this peach tree, it must be a tree of fragrant and sweet peaches.
But she seems to be useless, is her space a counterfeit product?
Shaking his head, according to Grandma Liang's instructions, he peeled off a few pieces of elm bark, turned around and went down the mountain.
When she was approaching the foot of the mountain, she heard the sound of "cracking" and "slapping". Who is this? swimming?
No, why is it like the sound of fish splashing water? 𝙛𝑟𝑒e𝘸𝑒𝗯𝘯𝗼𝘃el.𝒄𝒐m
Could it be that her little fry has grown up?
Or did the fry bring their eight generations of ancestors to visit her?
Speeding up his pace, Liang Xiaonan ran desperately towards the water pool.
Standing on the mountain, looking down at the water pool from a high position, she was almost stunned. There were some low water plants and shrubs around the water pool, but now they all grew to the height of a person.
The originally quiet pool was like boiling water, bubbling and bubbling. Countless fish were crowded together, and their golden tails slapped the water.
A fish jumped out of the water with a "whoosh", and Liang Xiaonan hurried down to catch it with a bucket, but he failed to catch it and fell to his feet with a "slap".
It was a big mandarin fish weighing 3 to 4 kilograms. Its dorsal and caudal fins looked sharp. It opened and closed its mouth and swung its tail vigorously. The tiny scales shone in the sun.
The best plump mandarin fish!
Needless to say, her spirit spring liquid accelerated the growth of fry, allowing them to grow into big fish weighing 3 or 4 catties within an hour or two.
She roughly estimated that there were far more than 100 of these fish. It seemed that there were indeed some fish in the pool, and these fish quickly grew into big fish under the nourishment of the spiritual spring.
Get rich, get rich!
"Jinbao, listen, there seems to be a splashing noise from the other side of the pool?"
A woman's voice came from the path outside the bushes, and Liang Xiaonan was taken aback.
"Good guy, there are really fish in the pool, right?" Liang Jinbao said excitedly, "Let's go and see."
"Really, I heard it too. No one has been there for a long time, and no one fished it. It must have grown into a big fish."
At least five or six villagers walked towards the water pool in a hurry while talking.
(end of this chapter)
