Signing-In: The Lazy Moon Goddess-Chapter 710: Morning Suffering
Upon learning that there is a way for them to return to their adult forms, the three who just got into their new lives all looked at the Moon Goddess who seems to have a way to help them regain their adult versions. Ru Lanyu and Lin Ruri were especially shocked as they didn’t expect that there was such a possibility.
The Moon Goddess said, "It is possible. You three started cultivation when you were young. This time you will focus on that. We will enter the ancient ruins where time moves faster than here. In there you would only need to focus on cultivation. Once you reach the Nascent Soul realm you will not have to worry about getting old as by reaching that realm you should be able to leave 800 years long if you want that extended then reach Huashen Realm and more."
"By then, when you get born living with the mortals, you can ascend to the upper realms and find me."
It was only at this moment that the three friends of Yue Xuexia realized that the only reason she hadn’t ascended all this time was only because of them. Most of her relatives were killed when the invaders descended on this world. She had already sent them to their new lives but didn’t give them their previous life’s memories like them. She wanted them to live a life that wasn’t affected by the sufferings of their previous life.
Moreover, they had heard everything from Xiao Muen. It seems that Uncle Yue, Aunt Yue as well as Ruxia and Jixia had all ascended ahead of her as their avatars in this world were killed. It can be said that even that man who had introduced himself as Shen Jueyang and Taiyang had left for the upper realm. Grandpa Xia and Grandma Su had also ascended as well leaving only her in this mortal world where they live. It seems that Yue Xuexia’s last attachments in this world were them.
Xiao Muen, Lin Ruri and Ru Lanyu looked at one another and made a decision to convince Yue Xuexia to ascend ahead of time.
"Xue’er, there is no need to worry about us," Lin Ruri said.
Ru Lanyu said, "You should ascend. Your family has been waiting for you in the other world. We will be alright."
"I have enough power to protect Ruri, Lanyu, Haerin and Yunlan. You should go where you are supposed to be." Xiao Muen said.
Unfortunately, despite the smile on the Moon Goddess face, she still shook her head.
Yue Xuexia said while looking at the star scattered in the evening sky, "Once you guys are strong enough to protect this world, and I have cut all my karmas in this world, that will be my time to leave. Don’t worry. You will know when I will leave."
Seeing that they couldn’t convince Yue Xuexia to change her mind, her three friends didn’t try to convince her any further. They only need to accompany her so she will not feel lonely until the day she finally leaves.
Out of nowhere, Ru Lanyu pulled out a bottle of wine. She put it on the table and said,
"Alright! Let’s drink all night!"
Among the four of them, the one who loves to drink the most is Ru Lanyu and next is Lin Ruri followed by Xiao Muen. As for Yue Xuexia, she rarely drinks but accompanying her friends for a few rounds wasn’t that bad for her. It’s just that they didn’t expect Ru Lanyu at her current age of 10 to suddenly pull a wine bottle from her inventory. Clearly, there is no way her parents had given this to her.
Gulps~
"I am not yet eighteen in this body but my soul is that of an old lady so it should be alright for me to drink right? Hubby?" Lin Ruri said as she looked at Han Yoonjun with pleading eyes.
Han Yoonjun, who had recently entered adulthood with his body, was also yearning for a good wine. Adding the pleading face of his beloved, he gave up and agreed.
He said, "Alright but not too much."
"But Lanyu, can you even drink with your body?" Xiao Muen asked. "Be careful not to get caught by Uncle and Aunt."
"Shss~ don’t be so loud. I stole this from dad’s wine cabinet. It’s supposed to be a treasure called Monkey Wine!" Ru Lanyu said while looking around for her parents’ presence, afraid that she would get caught and get spanked on her butt.
Yue Xuexia smiled and glanced at the send floor where the elders were watching them silently. She nods at them only when Sect Master Ru retreated to find his wife. He was worried his daughter would over indulge herself with the Spirit Wine but with the Moon Goddess there watching over he didn’t seem to need to worry any further and left to accompany his wife. Before leaving he looked at his own drunkard daughter worrying about her drinking antics in the future.
Ru Lanyu opened the bottle of wine and served a cup to everyone. They started drinking all night until all of them dropped out except for Yue Xuexia who remained in the end. Even though she doesn’t like drinking because of its taste, joining her friends was something she enjoyed doing. She had been controlling her intake and using her qi to remove the intoxication in her. After all she is the type to forget things that happened during the time she is intoxicated.
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The next morning, in the living room, three people were groaning as they held their heads.
Monkey Wine is a spirit wine that is made of natural immortal fruits and preserved for a long time. Unless one’s realm is higher than the grade of the wine it would be impossible to expel its effect. Unexpectedly, the wine Ru Lanyu had stolen is at the grade of Yuanying realm. Those in this realm could barely keep the bad effect as for those who were lower realm well they can only suffer a bad hangover.
UGH~
The four people in the living room look like corpses when Sect Master Fu and his wife as well as Han Haerin and Ru Yunlan come out when they wake up. The young couple looked confused and a bit surprised while the old couple had a knowing and helpless gaze especially at the youngest among the four drunk suffering from hangover.
Han Haerin asked her elders, "Mom, Dad, Uncle and Aunt, what happened to you? Do you want me to call a doctor?"
"Ugh~. Baby, stop talking near Mommy’s ears. I don’t feel good. Urk!" Lin Ruri ran towards the bathroom and the sound of vomiting was heard coming from inside.
Han Yoonjun, worrying for his wife, stood up to follow her. He said to their daughter before leaving, "It’s a hangover, Sweetie. Don’t worry too much."
In the bathroom, his voice resounds as well after coming to see his wife.
"Honey, are you okay? Do you want some water?" Han Yoonjun asked.
Ru Yunlan on the side had already served some water for his mother and uncle.
"Thank you, sweetheart," said Ru Lanyu.
Xiao Muen, pressing on his temples, said, "What kind of wine did you share last night? This is the first time I had a hangover over a drink."
"Hehe~ Of course, it’s not an ordinary wine. It’s spirit wine. The type that can increase once cultivation!" Ru Lanyu said.
Shocked. Xiao Muen said, "You stole something like that from your father’s place. You’re gonna get spanked." 𝑓𝘳𝘦𝑒𝑤𝑒𝘣𝘯ℴ𝘷𝘦𝓁.𝑐𝑜𝑚
"Indeed. She does need some spanking," A female aunt’s voice echoes after Xiao Muen’s words.
This caught the two in conversation and turned their heads to look at the source of the voice and saw the old couple, Sect Master Ru and his wife. The wife was the one who spoke up.
Ru Yunlan and Han Haerin greeted the elders, "Good morning, grandfather, grandmother!"
"Good morning, darlings! Remember not to copy these elders’ bad influence. Drinking too much at such a young age. Well, this hangover is well deserved," said Madam Ru.
"M-Mom. D-Dad. How... How long have you been there?" Ru Lanyu asked with a pale face.
Sect Master Ru responded to his daughter. "Look enough to know that you stole my money wine and how your mother is going to spank your ass next."
Once Ru Lanyu heard the words of her father, she felt ashamed yet scared at the same time. After all, she is still at the age where she can get spank on her behind. If she was back at the Starfall Sect then there is no problem but right now she is at her friend’s house. Getting spanked here is too embarrassing for her.
Ru Lanyu looked at her parents while unconsciously holding her butt and said, "NO! Please spare me!"
However, in the end, no one was spanked as Yue Xuexia had called them all for breakfast. There is a large pot of hangover soup for those who are suffering from headaches and nausea, but it can also be eaten to warm one’s stomach for breakfast. Everyone enjoyed the small feast of spirit food served on today’s morning meal.
