Return of the King, Dominating the City-Chapter 1530 - 1515: Show-off

"Auntie, it’s okay, I’ll just take her up for a quick look." Song Yun said, helplessly glancing at Qingluan. He actually didn’t like bringing girls to the dorm, because, let’s face it, it’s inconvenient. I mean, in the dorm, Xiao Hui and Big Head are always wearing tattered shorts, swearing, gaming, and watching Japanese love action movies. If a woman is there, how can you let loose? Besides, Song Yun has always despised those who bring their girlfriends to sleep over in the dorm. Why not just book a room, it’s only ten yuan or so. If a man isn’t even willing to spend that on you, how can he call himself a man, let alone talk about love? But Qingluan wants to go up and see, and he really can’t say no. How could he not let Qingluan go up?

"Auntie, I’ll just go up for a bit and then come right down," Qingluan said with a smile.

"Uh..." The dorm manager hesitated, looking at Qingluan. Qingluan’s demeanor made even the usually fierce dorm manager feel a sense of closeness; rejecting her seemed almost impossible.

"Auntie, just let me take her up for a bit. We’ll come right down after she’s had a look." Song Yun promised.

"Sigh, fine, I’m afraid of you kids. It’s 10:30 p.m. right now. They say room checks start at midnight. So, you should leave by 11:30. No problem, right?" the dorm manager asked.

"No problem."

Song Yun said with a smile, "Thanks, Auntie."

With that, Song Yun grabbed Qingluan’s hand and headed upstairs.

"Sigh, that Song Yun, he’s quite the lucky one, always seen with girls, and pretty ones at that." The dorm manager watched Song Yun’s back and thought to herself, "Judging by his frame, he must be quite the expert in bed, tsk tsk..."

Climbing the stairs, Song Yun suddenly shivered, unaware that the dorm manager was fantasizing about him.

Qingluan’s appearance in the boys’ dormitory caused an uproar.

Of course, those shocked were the ones who saw Qingluan on the stairs. In the boys’ dormitory, many guys are pretty casual. Some are on the phone, wearing shorts, bare-chested, talking to their girlfriends by the stairs. When they saw Qingluan, nearly every guy’s first reaction was to scream, followed by scrambling to find clothes.

Song Yun chuckled helplessly and said, "Qingluan, why did you have to come here?"

"I’ve never been to college, so I’m curious," Qingluan replied naturally, as if the surrounding screams didn’t exist to her.

Just then, Song Yun’s phone rang.

It was Xiao Hui calling.

"Damn, Song Yun, I heard that an incredibly beautiful girl showed up in our boys’ dorm. Where are you? Hurry back," Xiao Hui shouted.

"Why should I come back?" Song Yun asked.

"Of course, to hit on the girl! Damn, Big Head and I are planning to put on the new elephant underwear we bought yesterday. With our handsome looks and dashing figures, we’re bound to catch the girl’s attention. Song Yun, get your ass back here. We bought three pairs in total, and the largest one is for you," Xiao Hui said.

"Why is the largest one for me?" Song Yun asked.

"The other day, when we were watching the new Xiao Quan Cai movie on Big Head’s computer, I saw your reaction. Damn, you’ve got quite the package, even I, another man, felt a tingle. So, we bought you the largest size. Stop babbling and hurry back. Big Head and I are already dressed, just waiting for you. No matter which room she goes into, we’re going to dig her out," Xiao Hui yelled.

"Well, then you might as well open the door. I’m at the door now." Song Yun said.

"Alright."

As he spoke, the door in front of Song Yun swung open with a bang.

"Song Yun, look."

As soon as the door opened, Xiao Hui and Big Head appeared before Song Yun, wearing blue underwear with an elephant’s head on it. Xiao Hui even wiggled his hips provocatively.

Standing next to Song Yun, however, Qingluan’s presence left Xiao Hui and Big Head stunned.

The two of them, especially Xiao Hui, who considered himself to have seen many beautiful women, felt that Qingluan was like no one he’d ever seen or heard of before.

Yet, the elephant’s trunk under Xiao Hui continued to swing disgracefully due to inertia.

"Ah!!!!!!"

A scream that could shake the heavens and make ghosts and gods cry out.

Xiao Hui gaped, looking at the stunningly beautiful, elegant woman smiling at him, and directly unleashed the legendary Lion Roar Skill from the martial world.

Then, Xiao Hui faced two problems.

Cover up his lower body, or cover his face.

It’s a rather academic question.

When your body is seen by someone of the opposite sex, do you cover your face so they don’t know who you are, or cover your lower body so they know who you are but don’t know who your ’little brother’ is?

The elephant’s trunk was still swinging, and Xiao Hui was helplessly caught between two choices.

Big Head was quicker to act, grabbing the swinging elephant and pulling Xiao Hui into the dorm, slamming the door shut behind them.

As the door shut, Big Head tossed out a line, "Sorry, we’re doing performance art, just a moment."

"Your roommates are quite interesting," Qingluan said with a smile to Song Yun.

"Xiao Hui’s a bit slow, but he’s a really good person," Song Yun said, "Loyal and shares my tastes."

"In women?" Qingluan asked.

"You’ve found me out," Song Yun bashfully scratched his head.

At this moment, the dorm door swung open again.

From inside the room, a strong light shone out, almost blinding Song Yun.

Once Song Yun’s eyes adjusted, the sight of Xiao Hui and Big Head’s attire nearly made him go blind.

The two of them were ridiculously dressed in suits!

Yes, that’s right, in suits. 𝚏𝕣𝕖𝚎𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚗𝐨𝐯𝕖𝕝.𝕔𝐨𝕞

The white shirts, the neatly fitting suits, accentuated their sleazy figures even more.

Of course, Song Yun didn’t think there was anything wrong with wearing suits, but damn, not even a minute, maybe thirty seconds tops, and they managed to dig out suits from the wardrobe, change out of the elephant underwear, put on shirts and suits, dress pants—damn, are you two superheroes? Probably only superheroes can change outfits that fast.

"Hello, beautiful lady,"

Xiao Hui said with a perfectly timed smile, "It’s a pleasure to meet you. Let me introduce myself. I’m Xiao Hui, a fellow student and good brother of Song Yun’s."

"Xiao Hui, that’s an interesting name," Qingluan said with a smile. "I’m Qingluan."

"Great name, great name."