Return of the King, Dominating the City-Chapter 1386 - 1371: You’re the Mastermind

"Good, you have courage, you’re a real man!" Song Yun clenched his fist. "Go ahead, and if things get heroic, we’ll burn incense for you!"

"Come on, can’t you wish me something good?" Xiao Hui’s face fell as he said, "Say something nice!"

"Alright, wishing you blessings as vast as the heavens, and a happy birthday..."

Song Yun sang.

"Damn you!" Xiao Hui gave him the middle finger.

Song Yun chuckled and said, "Actually, you can’t be reckless with this kind of thing. You need to be tactical, think about what to do if you can’t win? Even if you can win, how to inflict the greatest damage with the least cost. Also, what about finding a way out, how to retreat, and how to clean up afterwards—those are all things to consider!"

"Sounds about right. So, how do you think about it? How do you inflict maximum damage at the least cost, escape smoothly, and not worry about payback afterwards?" Xiao Hui asked.

"That’s a profound knowledge!" Song Yun’s face showed a mysterious smile as he said, "There are so many things involved, like The Art of War by Sun Tzu, Laozi’s Art of War, Kongzi’s Art of War, Jin Ping Mei, and something or other, just tons!"

"Could you simplify it?" Xiao Hui asked.

"To put it simply..." Song Yun smiled mysteriously and said, "Brothers, grab your stuff and let’s go get him!"

"Hell yeah! Let’s go!"

Xiao Hui grabbed a clothes hanger from the side, tucked it into the back of his waistband, and strutted out of the dorm.

"Here you go."

Big Head seemed prepared long ago, as he handed Song Yun an unused keyboard from the side. He held a mouse himself, a large old-fashioned two-flying-mouse type, with a trackball inside.

"What’s this for?"

Song Yun pointed to the mouse and asked.

"Meteor Hammer!!"

The three-man team from Danfu University’s male dormitory left the dorm building.

Xiao Hui fully utilized his second-generation advantage, as a black Santana 2000 had been waiting for a long time at the school gate when they arrived.

"Damn, are we taking this car?" Song Yun shouted, "At least make it a bit more flashy. This thing can’t even go on the highway now, right?"

"Of course it can. It’s a black car, hasn’t gone through inspection, just for a night’s use. Only costs a few grand, so it won’t leave any clues behind, you know?" Xiao Hui boasted.

"Damn, you’re smart. Let’s go! Who’s driving?" Song Yun asked.

"You do it, I don’t have a license, neither does Big Head!" Xiao Hui said.

"How do you know I have one?" Song Yun asked.

"I don’t know."

"Then why are you letting me drive?"

"I figure, if the traffic cops catch us, someone has to take the fall, right? I can’t die; my folks are still working. If I get caught, it might go viral online—’Second-gen speeding luxury car without a license.’ I’d be screwed. As for Big Head, with his driving, we wouldn’t need the cops to catch us; he’d drive us straight into the Huangpu River. So, all things considered, it’s better if you drive. If the cops do catch you, at least I can have my parents get you out, ensuring no record stays. Now that you mention it, I realize you do have a license anyway, so it’s perfect, we won’t end up in the Huangpu River!"

Xiao Hui said seriously.

"Damn, you’re truly a brother, having me take the fall! I like you!" Song Yun heroically sat in the driver’s seat, while Xiao Hui took the passenger seat, and Big Head with his Meteor Hammer sat in the back.

Song Yun started the car.

The Santana 2000, with its age-old engine, roared to life. Song Yun skillfully shifted gears, pressed the gas pedal, and the Santana 2000 roared off, leaving a trail of black smoke and a slew of curses.

The Santana 2000 raced down the street at nearly 50 kilometers per hour. Holding the steering wheel, Song Yun mentioned to Xiao Hui, "Hey, in a rush earlier, I forgot to ask you something."

"What’s that?" Xiao Hui asked.

"Who sent you that photo?"

"Of course, it was that bastard Lin Kai. Damn it, he’s clearly trying to steal my girl. Damn it, if Bingbing had been honest with me, saying she didn’t want this anymore, I wouldn’t care. But damn, playing with me and him at the same time, that’s just unethical!" Xiao Hui said angrily, "And Lin Kai, that bastard, is so smug. If it were me hooking up with someone’s chick, I’d be discreet. But he sent me a picture, clearly to provoke me! Unbearable!"

Xiao Hui said.

"I feel like you’re taking this too seriously!" Song Yun said, "Don’t tell me you’ve really fallen for Bingbing?"

"Don’t make me laugh..." Xiao Hui’s face showed a hint of slight panic but quickly calmed down, saying, "I’m Xiao Hui, famously never staying in one place for too long. No way I could fall for one girl. If I did, I’d have ties, and I couldn’t play so carefree anymore!"

"Oh!"

Song Yun said oh long and then continued, "In that case, I won’t say much more. Hey, we’re not just going to go at him like this, right?"

"What else?" Xiao Hui retorted.

"Come on, you know to drive a crappy car so they can’t track us. Don’t you know to disguise ourselves?" Song Yun asked.

"Soga!!"

Xiao Hui suddenly understood and said, "Then we need to buy some masks?"

"Masks would be hard to find right now. Let’s just buy some stockings at the supermarket over there!" Song Yun said, "Put them over our faces so the cameras can’t see our features. Nowadays, the key is direct evidence. If the cameras can’t catch our facial features clearly, they basically can’t use it as evidence. Plus, since your dad’s in the system, if he intervenes, we’re good to go, you know?"

"Wow, Song Yun, you’re really familiar with this, have you done it before?" Xiao Hui asked.

"Well..." Song Yun had just said two words when he realized that this wasn’t like when he was abroad. Back then, doing mercenary work, he really had worn stockings for such operations, but this wasn’t abroad. Song Yun directly changed his words, "Of course not, it’s just how they show it on TV!"

"I thought you really did. Would’ve been my honor—my roommate’s a badass, hahaha. But come to think of it, it could be possible, Song Yun, if you can know Zhang Long, there’s no way you haven’t been involved in the martial world, right?" Xiao Hui asked.

"I’m a good kid."

Song Yun chuckled and said.

Seeing Song Yun wasn’t keen to elaborate, Xiao Hui didn’t pursue it further. He turned to Big Head and said, "Big Head, go buy the stockings."

"What kind of stockings?"

Big Head asked.

Xiao Hui paused, then turned to look at Song Yun.

Song Yun awkwardly coughed and said, "Why are you looking at me?"

"You say it, you’re the mastermind," Xiao Hui said.

"Damn, wasn’t it you who insisted on going after him?" Song Yun shouted.

"But I was planning to go alone, right? Now you guys are here with me, I’m listening to you, Brother Song Yun!" Xiao Hui said shyly.

"Big Head, just any kind," Song Yun said offhandedly, not knowing much about stockings.

"They can’t be just any!"