Rebirth Sweet Wife, Super Cute-Chapter 156: Guaranteed to Be a Lifelong Bachelor!

"Damn, you two are a pair of bastards teaming up to bully me!"

Li Mingmo pointed at Ji Hanyu and Bai Haoxue, "Your behavior is simply outrageous!"

At this moment, Li Mingmo fondly remembered the times when Xi Wei always protected him.

In the past, whenever he got into fights or arguments, Xi Wei always had his back.

He originally thought Li Mingmo was domineering and stern, but he was actually just a rascal!

From what was said just now, it’s obvious that Li Mingmo was asking for a beating.

Moreover, Xi Wei was still upstairs crying her heart out.

She’s not good at comforting people, and when she cries, she likes to be alone, not wanting anyone to see her, so she came downstairs.

However, men who make girls cry are no good, they’re all big jerks.

"Yiyi said she plans to stay here for a long time and won’t go back with you, so..."

"That damn girl, she’s determined to drive me crazy!"

Li Mingmo, acting familiarly, said, "Set me up with a room. Whenever she leaves, I’ll leave."

Bai Haoxue: "..."

This guy is truly shameless!

"Speaking of which, I’m actually your matchmaker, yet you treat me like this, it’s disheartening." Li Mingmo looked at Bai Haoxue and Ji Hanyu, "You two are just burning bridges after crossing them."

"What the hell?" Bai Haoxue said in confusion, "Is your brain broken, ranting nonsense in anger?"

Li Mingmo: "..."

"Tsk tsk tsk, you guys are so ungrateful." Li Mingmo said with a pained expression, "Back in the day, if I hadn’t taught my lifelong skills, ’Thirty-Six Strategies of Love,’ to Ji Hanyu, this blockhead with the emotional intelligence even a dog would despise, would he have been able to pursue you?"

"How dare you bring that up?" Ji Hanyu raised his fist, ready to swing.

"Hey, Ji Hanyu, you’re such a jerk!" Li Mingmo dodged while running, eventually hiding behind Bai Haoxue.

"I say, Bai Haoxue, you’re not as heartless as Ji Hanyu, right?"

Bai Haoxue squinted at Li Mingmo, "So you’re saying, suggesting carnations on Valentine’s Day, ’kidnapping’ me to the mountaintop to watch the stars, moon, and getting drenched in the rain at midnight, the graduation speech confession in front of the entire school, and having guys who wrote me love letters beaten up, blocking me in the cafeteria, and after school... all these were your ideas?"

"Exactly!" Li Mingmo nodded.

"..." Bai Haoxue took a deep breath, "Ji Hanyu, just beat him to death!"

Li Mingmo: "..."

Only then did Li Mingmo realize the gravity of it, and he was taken aback, "What the hell? What nonsense are you talking about?"

"Ji Hanyu, is this how you implemented my ’Thirty-Six Strategies of Love’?" Li Mingmo facepalmed, suddenly feeling completely unwell.

Li Mingmo, feeling exhausted, looked at Ji Hanyu, then at Bai Haoxue, "Bai Haoxue, heaven knows, I didn’t come up with these ideas."

Remembering those times she was repeatedly called to the office, Bai Haoxue gritted her teeth at Li Mingmo, "Then what ideas did you come up with?"

"Let me think!" Li Mingmo recalled when Ji Hanyu asked for his help, it was actually the first time Ji Hanyu came to him for assistance.

Of course, he had to share his lifelong skills.

Besides, Ji Hanyu was a total dunce and wooden block in terms of feelings.

If he didn’t help, Ji Hanyu would surely remain a bachelor for life!