Rebirth before Apocalypse: My Whole Family are Bigshots!-Chapter 99: Playing the Victim
"Tangtang, your grandfather is still waiting for you inside, you better hurry back! Don’t make your grandfather worry!"
Zhang Yiming looked at Fan Tangtang, still as sunny and warm as ever.
Fan Tangtang’s face turned pale, his eyes wide open, instinctively taking a step back.
Only he could feel the intimidating power emanating from sunny and warm Zhang Yiming.
This terrifying intimidation made the High Rank Zombies in the abandoned factory shiver, not daring to resist at all.
Even as the Zombie King, Fan Tangtang barely managed not to kneel down.
Fan Tangtang looked at Zhang Yiming’s gentle face, forced a smile, and turned to run into the factory.
Got to slip away, got to slip away.
Maybe, possibly, perhaps writing a little more now will make up for his crime of sneaking out!
"Hey, wait for me! I want to duel with your elder brother!"
Bai Yifan lifted his foot and was ready to chase Fan Tangtang.
Upon hearing Bai Yifan’s words, Fan Tangtang sped up even more.
His big brother could take a hit, but he couldn’t.
He still wanted to find his parents within his lifetime!
"Xiao Fan, Tangtang’s big brother can crush a Crystal Core with his bare hands." Zhang Yiming smiled gently, looking harmless.
This was a fact.
Bai Yifan’s footsteps froze slightly.
Forget it, forget it.
No need.
"Alright then! I’ll let him go this time, and I’ll duel with him next time he comes around!" Bai Yifan silently withdrew from the abandoned factory.
Next time, I’ll drag my sister along, definitely win!
In Bai Yifan’s mind, his sister was like a favored one of heaven, there was no one she couldn’t defeat!
The protagonist in the novel was basically his sister.
Bai Yifan thought arrogantly, though his elder sister was fierce, not gentle enough, not considerate... (in a whisper)
"Ahem, let’s just let it pass this time, give him a chance!" Bai Yifan felt slightly embarrassed.
This time, he didn’t bring his elder sister, better to lay low.
Zhang Yiming smiled warmly at Bai Yifan.
Thanks for the reprieve!
Bai Yifan bent over and unlocked his bicycle, his not-too-long short legs mounted the bicycle.
"Then I’ll take my leave!"
Bai Yifan waved as if he were a triumphant general returning from battle.
He had a feeling he had saved a lost boy, overflowing with positive energy.
Zhang Yiming stood in place watching Bai Yifan go far.
After Bai Yifan left, Zhang Yiming returned to his cool demeanor.
Same face, sunny and warm when smiling.
When the expression grew cold, it was colder than an eternal glacier.
Long, slender legs stepped into the abandoned factory, which was already extremely quiet, seemed to become even more silent as Zhang Yiming entered.
Bai Yifan didn’t see this eerie scene, pedaling madly.
The zombies he encountered along the way were somewhat normal, not coming in weird bunches, occasionally one would charge over, Bai Yifan would stand up and pedal faster to run away.
The dagger tied to his leg was never drawn, remaining clean.
Suddenly, the sound of a large animal’s breathing came from ahead.
Bai Yifan slammed the brakes, adjusted the bicycle’s direction, ready to flee at any moment.
His strength was lacking, the weakest in the Bai Family, without exception.
When it’s time to hide, better lay low.
The animal’s breathing drew closer, Bai Yifan dared not run.
Facing ferocious beasts, running more often led to being chased.
Of course, there’s also the situation where the beast’s speed was so fast, that a broken bicycle couldn’t outrun them.
Bai Yifan’s fingers tightly gripped the bicycle handles, prepared to fully exert the Gold Ability.
Thump, thump, thump.
Bai Yifan heard his own heartbeat.
His superpower was ready to erupt at any moment.
First saw a round, chubby head.
Then came the bulky, chubby body, carrying a Little Bun on its back.
Bai Yifan was slightly astonished.
The zoo didn’t close its doors tightly, pandas ran out?
Instantly, Bai Yifan recalled a few days ago when the base’s walls were broken by two mutant animals.
One was a Water Python, the other was a panda.
The panda in front of him was twice the size of a normal panda, its adorable image magnified twice.
Bai Yifan really wanted to pet it, especially that milk bun, so cute.
Pandas all looked the same, he wasn’t sure if it was the panda that fought the Water Python.
For a moment, Bai Yifan was stunned.
Should he rush over to pet the bun or quickly run away?
The panda sneakily glanced at Bai Yifan, took a deep breath.
Good, this person carries the scent of those humans who give out bamboo shoots.
Perhaps, maybe, possibly, he had bamboo shoots too.
If not, he’d make that bamboo shoot person come and pay the ransom!
Whatever!
Con first, talk later!
The Mutated Panda quietly took the Little Bun off its back and tossed it in front of Bai Yifan.
The Little Bun twirled in the air, bounced after landing, then steadily hugged onto Bai Yifan’s leg.
The boss says, act cute well, and there’ll be bamboo shoots to eat.
The Mutated Panda stepped back quietly, then sat down on the ground.
The Little Bun started earning bamboo shoots, it couldn’t interfere with its performance.
The Mutated Panda’s expression was dull, zoning out while waiting to eat bamboo shoots.
Too many idiots at home who eat bamboo shoots, need to con quite a bit to have enough to eat.
Being the big boss is hard!
Bai Yifan looked at the Little Bun hugging his leg, then glanced at the dazed Mutated Panda, completely clueless.
What is happening here?
The Little Bun whimpered twice.
If you don’t pet me, I won’t have bamboo shoots to eat.
The chubby bun looked quite aggrieved, making one unable to resist stroking its soft fur.
The hand’s action surpassed the ability of the brain to think.
Bai Yifan hadn’t figured out the situation yet, but his hand had already touched the chubby body of the Little Bun.
Once, twice~
The Mutated Panda’s mouth twitched slightly upward.
That bunch of fools only knew how to munch on bamboo, now they had more to munch on!
Bai Yifan thought the situation was bizarre.
The Mutated Panda inexplicably threw him a Little Bun, and the Bun persistently acted cute for hugs.
Looking at the Little Bun’s watery eyes, Bai Yifan couldn’t care less, first pet `it` before speaking.
Four times, five times...
Bai Yifan went from initial puzzlement to eventually petting the Little Bun with peace of mind.
Skipped lunch, petted for over two hours.
The originally fluffy-haired Little Bun returned to the panda’s back, its fur was all knotted.
Seemed as though `his` hair hasn’t been washed for months.
Greasy and shiny.
... Bai Yifan had quite sweaty hands.
Bai Yifan’s lips lifted, feeling pleased, the Little Bun was healing, bringing joy.
Bai Yifan waved to the big and small pandas, then climbed onto his bicycle.
Ready to leave.
The pedal was pushed once but didn’t move.
Looking back, the Mutated Panda was staring blankly at him, its heavy paws tightly gripping the back seat of the bike.
Human, want to freeload?
"What, what do you want?"
Bai Yifan started to have a bad feeling.
Mutated Panda: ...
Give you a look, figure it out yourself.
"I need to go home for dinner!"
Bai Yifan desperately pedaled, but the bicycle still wouldn’t budge.
Squeak, squeak.
The bicycle began to emit the cries of disassembly, as if it’d fall apart in the next second, dust returning to dust.







