Playboy: Medical and Martial Master-Chapter 265: Sun Zhe Tormented

"Yan'Er, Miaomiao, I want to discuss something very important with you!"

Sun Zhe walked into the kitchen and stood behind the two women, his gaze firm and heated. Looking at the unparalleled beauties right before him and inhaling their orchid-like, musky fragrance, he felt as if his pants were about to burst at the seams. He truly didn't want to wait a single moment longer!

Zhu Yan turned to face him, her eyes nonchalantly flicking down to the large tent pitched in his pants. "You little rascal," she said gently, "what important matter do you want to discuss?"

Sun Zhe's gaze fell on her bountiful chest, which seemed ready to spill out of her top. He secretly swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

"I was thinking tonight…"

"Ah!"

Just then, Lin Miao suddenly cried out, cutting Sun Zhe off completely.

Her eyes shone as she looked at Sun Zhe, her gaze full of affection. "I know what you mean, Witch Master. We're truly on the same wavelength! You want to do the dishes tonight, right?"

Her eyes were watery with emotion as she made a heart shape with her hands. "Sob… I'm so moved, Witch Master! Witch Master, I love you!"

Sun Zhe quickly waved his hands. "That's not what I meant! Although, I can wash the dishes. What I actually wanted to say was…"

"Ah!"

At that moment, Zhu Yan suddenly cried out, interrupting Sun Zhe once again. 𝕗𝕣𝐞𝐞𝘄𝐞𝚋𝚗𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗹.𝚌𝕠𝚖

"Ah Zhe, you mean you want to mop the floor too, right?"

She looked deeply moved, on the verge of tears. "My little rascal," she said with relief, "you've finally grown up. You've matured and know how to share the burden of housework now."

"What the hell…"

Sun Zhe's expression was like he'd just tasted something foul; these two women had completely baffled him.

He was about to speak again, but Lin Miao rushed forward and covered his mouth.

She untied the apron from her own waist and hung it around Sun Zhe's neck, then cheered him on by pumping her little pink fists. "Go, Witch Master! I believe in you!"

"You're a really good person, you know!" Zhu Yan nodded beside them in deep agreement. "Whoever marries you in the future will be happy to death, won't she?"

Lin Miao stood on her tiptoes and gave Sun Zhe a quick peck on the cheek. "Witch Master, you're the best! Even though you're our master, you don't put on any airs and even help with chores. You're simply the most perfect Witch Master in the history of Jiewu Palace!"

Sun Zhe was speechless.

"Witch Master, we'll leave the chores to you! I'm going shopping with my Senior Sister."

Zhu Yan took Lin Miao's hand. "Let's go, Miaomiao, it's getting late."

Lin Miao suddenly remembered something. "Oh, right, Senior Sister, I know a nail salon with some gorgeous designs. How about I take you?"

"Oh, good idea. And I want to get my hair done, too."

"Speaking of which, my hair needs some work too. I know a salon where the guys who wash your hair are tall and handsome, and they do a fantastic job."

"Really? Then I have to try it."

"And after that, let's get a full-body spa treatment."

"By the way, Miaomiao, I have a ton of clothes. Let me pick an outfit for you."

"Okay, thank you, Senior Sister. By the way, can we sleep together tonight? I still have a lot of cultivation matters I want to discuss with you."

"Of course. But we'll have to lock the door tight tonight, otherwise a little thief might sneak in." As she spoke, she glanced at Sun Zhe with a playful smile. "Right, little rascal?"

Sun Zhe was speechless.

Watching the two women leave, laughing and chatting heartlessly, Sun Zhe stood there in disarray, his whole world feeling out of sorts. He had realized long ago that these two were doing this on purpose!

"Fine, fine, so that's how you want to play it, is it?" he muttered. "Lock the door, will you? Do you really think I can't climb through a window?"

…

「Meanwhile.」

Upstairs, in Zhu Yan's bedroom.

Lin Miao stripped off her clothes, tossed them aside, and waved her small pink fists in the air. "Senior Sister, wasn't that satisfying?!"

Zhu Yan opened her closet and chuckled softly. "You can't spoil men."

"I never would have guessed, Senior Sister," Lin Miao teased. "You have a real talent for handling men."

"Hmph! It's what he gets for teasing me like that before! He deserves it!" Zhu Yan retorted. She then turned to look at the now-naked Lin Miao with a hint of envy. "Miaomiao, you have a great body."

"Oh, come on… Your figure is even better, Senior Sister. Especially your chest. I dream of having breasts like yours."

"They're alright. Yours are quite big, too."

"By the way, Senior Sister, what's your maintenance routine? You're still so pink and tender everywhere."

"Oh, I don't do much. Anyway, Miaomiao, what do you think of this lingerie set? I bought it but I've never worn it."

"Wow, Senior Sister, your taste in lingerie is so bold! This kind of sheer, openwork style… I'm usually not brave enough to wear it."

"It's worn on the inside, anyway."

A mysterious smile touched Lin Miao's lips. "There's a saying: 'dress well underneath, and your man will hurry home.' Did the Witch Master used to come home early every day?"

…

「Elsewhere.」

After enduring the torture of finishing the chores, Sun Zhe went out into the courtyard, intending to just be a quiet, handsome man for a while.

Sometimes, a man's intuition is even sharper than a woman's. His intuition was telling him that his "group activity" plan for the night was probably a bust. Those two were deliberately tormenting him!

He could see but couldn't touch. He didn't dare use force, because that would just make them angry. This was simply the most terrible torture in the world. It was like dying of thirst in the desert, suddenly seeing a bottle of water, but being completely unable to unscrew the cap.

Under the ginkgo tree, Sun Zhe sat on the swing, lost in thought. He had come to the courtyard to cultivate in peace, but he couldn't quiet his mind at all.

Hmm… should I just go out and ask someone on a date?

But who should I ask?

They're all probably busy right now.

Sun Zhe pulled his phone from his pocket and scrolled through his WeChat contacts. Looking at all the profile pictures of women and the affectionate contact names, he felt an unbearable itch in his heart.

Sister Yu Shu… she's a big-shot CEO, so she's probably busy with social events right now.

How about Sister Zhishan? No, that White Tiger Goddess is too clingy. If I go see her tonight, I probably won't be able to come home.

As for Sister Yun Wan, she's probably not even in Yang City. I've been seeing ads for her national concert tour everywhere these past few days.

What about Li Yufei? Forget it. She's a married woman, after all. I'd better not poach another man's wife.

Sigh, never mind. It's better to stay home and focus on cultivation.

…

「Three days passed in the blink of an eye.」

That morning, after being "taken care of" by Sun Zhe, Zhu Yan went out with a basket to buy groceries. The fresh market outside their villa complex had just opened and was holding a sale. She decided to buy dozens of large oysters to give Sun Zhe a boost.

Unexpectedly, just as she stepped out of the villa's main gate, a Panamera pulled up and stopped in front of her.

A moment later, the car door opened, and a pair of long, beautiful legs clad in sharkskin pants emerged.

Staring at the stunning, cold beauty before her, Zhu Yan couldn't help but be impressed.

"May I ask who you are…?"

"Leng Yueshuang. I'm here to see Sun Zhe."

Zhu Yan's beautiful eyes fluttered. "You're Leng Yueshuang? I often hear Ah Zhe talk about you."

Leng Yueshuang felt a little embarrassed. She hadn't expected Sun Zhe to mention her so often to Zhu Yan.

"Um… is he home? He didn't answer when I called."

"Yes, he is. He's probably still sleeping."

Leng Yueshuang nodded. "I came to fight him today."

Zhu Yan was speechless.