Operation Honey Trap vs The Emperor of the Apocalypse-Chapter 91: Dacked!

"Eww. Doggy breath," said Niko. "You need to brush your teeth man."

The dog snarled at him.

"Did he understand me?" Niko cocked his head at the creature.

Alton thrust his sword at the dingo’s face, but it shrank backwards, avoiding the blade.

The men were very restricted in their movement, needing to keep a tight hold on the branch above for balance, leaving only one hand free for fighting.

Niko managed to whack the side of its face with the flat of his blade. It shook its head in surprise and stopped snarling for a few seconds.

"Yeah! That shut you up didn’t it Fido," said Niko. "There’s more where that came from boy. Come a bit closer and I’ll even it out for you with a smack to the other side."

The dog narrowed its eyes at him.

"That’s right boy. You know what I’m talking about don’t you?" Niko nodded evilly at the animal. "Don’t they say dogs go wacko for smackos? Come on down here and see what I’ve got for you boy."

"This guy’s crazy," whispered Feifei to Delphi. "He’s making it even angrier."

"There’s method to his madness," Delphi whispered back. "He’s establishing his dominance. They’re pack animals."

"Delphi," Feifei squeaked, "the branch we’re on is cracking, look!"

The girls watched as the branch they stood on started to open a crack where it met the main trunk. Delphi looked down. They were a long way from the ground...

"Um, Alton," she called urgently, "we have a problem".

"Can it wait Delphi?" he grunted, fencing with the beast-sized dog.

"No. It can’t. This branch is about to give way."

"Can you climb onto another one?" asked Niko.

"No. If we put more weight on it by climbing, it will go."

"Now you need us to rescue you, do you?" said Niko, as though that was to be expected.

"Only because you kicked us off that branch," Feifei flashed at him.

"Alton!" Delphi yelled. "It’s about to go!"

"Jesus Christ. Niko. Step back and catch them both. I’ll hold the fort with the dog."

Niko stepped back behind Alton and wrapped his legs around a branch that sprouted from their anchor branch, balancing himself. He opened both of his arms and gestured for the girls to slide down onto his shoulders. They didn’t stand on ceremony.

Feifei slipped down onto one of shoulders where she sat, and he wrapped her shins with one arm. Delphi carefully slipped onto his other shoulder. He strained a little under their weight but then re-found his footing and stood straight.

"This is a first," he said happily, "I have a girl on each shoulder".

"Luckily this branch is huge," said Delphi. "Niko, the branch above might still fall on us."

"I can’t look up and assess it right now General," he grunted.

"That’s okay. I just wanted to warn you. But there’s nothing any of us can do anyway. If it falls on us, it will knock us all off this branch."

Alton and Niko looked down and saw that the ground was, indeed, a long way off.

"Thanks for the warning, Delphine," Alton struck out at the growling canine. "It’s good to know what’s killed you rather than to die wondering."

"You cut off some of its whiskers Alton," said Delphi helpfully. "I would go for closer to its brain if you can. It can do without its whiskers."

"Shut up woman. Your commentary’s not helpful."

Alton sliced the furry tip from its ear.

"Don’t say it!" he growled at her. "I’d like to see you do any better fighting a dog with one hand, balanced on a tree branch fifty feet above the ground."

"I think I could," she said from Niko’s shoulder, which was a good vantage point for watching the fight.

"Well right now, I’m in the hot seat, and you’re perched on another man’s shoulder, so we won’t get a chance to test you out, I’m afraid."

"Alton, another dog’s climbing up the tree," Delphi warned him.

"Well he’ll have to wait in line to fight me unless he can pass this hulk of a hound on a small branch."

"It looks like he can climb underneath the branch, holding onto it upside down," Delphi said helpfully.

"You really don’t have any good news for me, do you woman?"

Niko backed away as the other dog climbed under his buddy and kept on climbing towards him and his two pretty passengers.

He would like to have enjoyed having two such beautiful women with their asses perched on his broad shoulders, but the circumstances were putting a real dampener on his capacity to appreciate the good things in life.

"Niko, I’m going to slide down you to help you," said Delphi.

"Me too," said Feifei.

"Be careful," he said, just as Delphi put her foot in his groin.

"Oomph," he groaned in pain.

"What’s happened?" called Alton, still fencing with the growling dingo.

"I think I accidentally stood on Niko’s nuts," said Delphi. "Sorry Niko," she said cheerily to the man, who was cradling his groin. 𝘧𝓇ℯℯ𝑤ℯ𝘣𝓃ℴ𝓋𝑒𝑙.𝑐𝘰𝑚

"Niko’s Nuts, it sounds like a health food store," she laughed to herself as she started poking her sword around at the dingo’s huge paws that were clinging to the branch underneath them.

"What is it with these women and kicking me in the goolies?" he muttered, his eyes streaming with the pain.

"Are you okay Niko?" Feifei asked with concern as she climbed down his body like a koala on a gum tree.

Her boots caught in his army shorts, dragging them down with her so that they fell about his knees.

"So you two like to play rough do you? She kicks me in the balls, then you dack me?"

"Pull your pants up Niko," Delphi said scornfully. "There’s a bloody tubiàn dog right under your knackers. You should be worrying about that, not whether we can see your undies!"

She stabbed the dingo’s paw, and it dropped from the branch, hitting the ground with a yelp.

"Yay!" she did a little happy dance, turning to face Niko and Feifei. "Jesus Niko!" she covered her eyes when she saw that Feifei had somehow managed to pull down his boxers as well as his army shorts and he was gingerly cradling his large genitals in full view of them both. "It can’t have hurt that much! Feifei! Pull his shorts back up!"

"No! I’m not touching his boxers. No way! You do it if you want to."

Delphi bent over and grabbed the top of the man’s shorts and boxers intending to haul them back up over his hips.

Alton, who had turned to see what the fuss was about, let out a roar at the sight that greeted him, with Delphi’s head just under Niko’s family jewels.

"Don’t you even think about pulling those up young lady!" he thundered.