Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad-Chapter 360 - 358: Esimov
Lu Heng glanced at the live chat, gave a faint smile, and said, "I see many new friends have joined our live stream tonight."
"So let me just quickly go over the rules of our live stream."
"Every time I start a stream, I will select two lucky viewers for fortune-telling."
"Anyone who sends a gift has the chance to become a lucky winner."
"I am not concerned about money, so there’s no need to send expensive gifts."
"Even the free gifts you get from signing in can qualify for the lucky draw."
"You can start sending gifts now, and in about five minutes, I will call time, and then we will start selecting the lucky viewers..."
As soon as he finished speaking, the viewers habitually started sending gifts.
And after sending gifts, they didn’t stay idle; they chatted with each other and talked about interesting things.
"I hope to win the chance for fortune-telling tonight!"
"Old Tie, if you win, what would you want to ask?"
"I advise those who aren’t mentally strong not to get their fortune told."
"Exactly, imagine finding out you’ve been cheated on, it’s just troubling!"
"So everyone should just let the chance go to me!"
"You could also give it to me, I’m not married, don’t have a girlfriend, or kids, so no risk of being cheated on."
"Better let me! My wife’s already divorced, the kid’s not mine, I’m already immune!"
"You guys really have some talent!"
"If I win, I’ll ask the Daoist to see if I can become his disciple."
"Then let me tell you directly!"
"I calculate you’ve got the bad habits of eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and smoking. Maybe next life!"
"Old Daoist, I want to ask, has Spiritual Qi truly revived?"
"I heard that the vampire zombie is in Minma right now, will it suddenly come back and suck blood here?"
"I’m also a bit worried; what if a zombie attacks me?"
"From my many years of watching movies, I think we should stock up on sticky rice to remove zombie poison!"
Seeing some of the viewers’ comments, Lu Heng hesitated a little before saying in a deep voice, "The five minutes are up, you can stop sending gifts now."
"I can see many people have doubts in their hearts."
"So before the draw, let me briefly talk to everyone!"
When he began to speak, the chat, which was flooded with comments moments ago, suddenly quieted down.
Even those viewers who hadn’t asked about the ’Spiritual Qi Revival’ were also very interested in these issues.
"I’ve already talked about the revival of Spiritual Qi before."
"Although Spiritual Qi is indeed reviving, returning to the level of the Ancient Era that I experienced will take several hundred, if not thousands of years."
"During this period, although some strange things might happen, overall they won’t affect everyone’s lives."
Lu Heng continued slowly, "As for the vampire zombie issue..."
"I can’t reveal too many internal details, but I can assure everyone..."
"The vampire zombie won’t cause any harm to the general public, so rest assured!"
He spoke while recalling the situation from last night before returning to the country.
That night, Director He and Group Leader Qi came to see him in person.
What for?
To ask him to keep the ’vampire zombie’ matter confidential.
Regarding the ’vampire zombie’, governments worldwide have reached an agreement to keep it highly confidential.
Both of them knew Zhenyuan’s personality very well and were worried about another leak like the one about the Spiritual Qi Revival during the previous live stream.
So they came together to ask Zhenyuan not to reveal too much.
At that time, Lu Heng brought up the ’Spiritual Qi Revival’ himself to muddy the waters so that the Religious Affairs Bureau wouldn’t focus all their attention on him.
Now, the formidable display of the ’vampire zombie’ has already made the Religious Affairs Bureau wary.
They didn’t dare to have the same tough attitude as before.
So at that time, Lu Heng simply went along with it and agreed to their request.
Tonight, seeing that someone in the live chat was still fixated on the issue, he decided to give a simple explanation.
"Phew... with the Daoist’s assurance, I’m relieved!"
"Exactly! Even my parents, I might not trust, but I trust the Daoist!"
"As long as the vampire zombie won’t hurt ordinary people, that’s good."
"No danger then? The Nightlife Prince can return to the scene!"
"The Daoist has explained, so there’s no need to worry anymore."
"I was just about to go out and buy sticky rice, but now I’m reassured."
"Actually, buying some isn’t a bad idea, you can use it for making rice dumplings during the Dragon Boat Festival!"
"The rice dumplings are with Koukang, who’s going to make them?"
"Not only are they with Koukang, but they also suck blood; who’s got the guts for that?"
"Forget it, I usually don’t mess with those demons and ghosts."
"I’m not going either, my small frame isn’t even enough for a bite."
"Old Daoist, let’s do the lucky draw! I’m already itching to see tonight’s show..."
"Let’s start the draw now!"
Lu Heng casually clicked the draw button in the live stream room.
Soon enough, two lucky viewers for tonight were selected.
Lu Heng glanced at the names of these two viewers and announced with a smile, "Let’s congratulate ’Esimov’ and ’Old Cai’ for becoming the lucky viewers tonight!"
After announcing their names, he sent a connection invite to the first lucky winner.
As the screen in the live stream room trembled, a young man in his early thirties appeared before everyone.
Though this guy had a bit of handsomeness, his demeanor was forlorn, and his face haggard.
"Oh no, seeing that look on the fellow, you can tell he’s heartbroken!"
"Bro, you’re so experienced?"
"Nonsense! Our brother’s been dumped 888 times, he’s got heaps of experience!"
"I calculate you’ve been cheated on, young friend."
"I calculate your child isn’t yours, young friend."
"I calculate you weren’t born to your parents, young friend."
"Brothers, please stop predicting! It’s terrifying!"
"Are you guys stacking debuffs here?"
"Little bro, don’t be too sad! Take a walk, get a foot wash, you’ll find life is better without women!"
"Bro, may I ask where to find that foot washing place?"
"Is that foot wash proper?"
"Are you hoping it’s proper or not?"
Lu Heng ignored these silly viewers and instead smiled and asked, "Hello, young friend, how should I address you?"
"Hi, Daoist!"
"I’m... I’m... wahhhh..."
"Esimov" had barely started speaking before bursting into tears.
Though it’s said men don’t cry easily, that only applies until they reach a heartbroken point!
For a moment, millions of viewers in the live stream room watched as this big guy cried in grievance...







