My Wife is a Dead Villainess, and I'm Her Living Weapon-Chapter 185: Training

The woman before Elian looked extremely familiar.

She was almost an exact carbon copy of his lover.

Only she was over 240 cm tall, had wolf ears, a tail, and a golden streak in her hair. But the most glaring difference was not these physical traits; it was the smile on her face. A smile that lacked elegance but reeked of insanity.

"Fluffy..."

The wild woman’s smile deepened. She twirled the war hammer in her hand like a baton and placed it on the ground.

"You seem to have gotten busy; who are these pups with you, Elian?"

Fluffy studied the centaurs in the middle of piecing themselves together. The kinetic force of Fluffy’s "flower" was so powerful it tore the human halves off the horse bodies.

"Naga from Ysh-Natul."

"Tsk. Weak bastards," she scoffed.

An unsettling sight of men and women bisected at the waist crawling to headless horses ensued. Elian didn’t worry as none of them had died. But he felt rage, resentment, and regret coming from them.

Meanwhile, Fluffy and her three sisters all smiled as they watched. The gear they wore was incredibly different from what Elian remembered. Even the "Flower" bomb they used was something he didn’t understand.

Sensing his curiosity, Fluffy made a mischievous smile as she approached him. She even placed her arms behind her back trying to imitate a innocent schoolgirl.

"Fufu, curious?" she asked, "It’s our answer to rapid deployment. We ride in these black flower maces and shoot them at the enemy."

Elian couldn’t help but roll his eyes at her explanation. Considering the focus of Fluffy’s group of Beowolves, this entire tactic was plausible. They could transform themselves into a large cannon capable of launching the flower mace.

Add to that the resistance of Weapons to kinetic energy; it was a brutal yet effective solution. On top of blasting the enemy with a car-sized projectile at supersonic speeds, it carried with it powerful executioners.

Fire four or five of these deep into enemy positions and they would magnificently tear through the back lines with ease.

However, no matter how impressive it was, he refused to offer any words of praise. Simply because of the smug face of the towering wolf girl in front of him.

"Haha... come on you walking trash compactor, just say it already," Fluffy teased. She made puppy-dog eyes and spoke in a cutesy voice. "Oh my gosh! You are so awesome, Ms. Fluffy! Amazing! Why didn’t I think about any of that?"

Twirling in place, she then lightly bonked her head with her tongue out, "Oh, that’s right. It’s because I am a stupid, pent-up lunatic who does nothing but drool over your sister. Please forgive me, Ms. Fluffy! And teach me your ways! HAHAHAHAHA!"

Absorbed into her skit, Fluffy approached Elian and used his head as an armrest. Elian’s Tyrant form was tall by normal standards. But compared to the wild Amazon in front of him, he looked like a child.

"Have you always been this short? Hey, let’s play a few rounds. This Valestrian Steel crap looks promising."

"Whatever happened to the majestic Snow Wolf I met in the dungeon? Aren’t you taking your hoodlum act a little too far, Fluffy? You act like the bastards who hang around the sketchiest parts of the red-light district."

Elian pointed to the other three girls behind Fluffy in frustration. In complete contrast to Fluffy’s arrogance, the rest of her group respectfully knelt in silence.

"Look. You can be imposing but elegant. Doing all this crap while wearing Bianca’s face is appalling," he complained.

However, before Elian could continue, the wolf girl moved so fast it almost looked like she teleported. In a blur, she picked up her massive war hammer and swung it with both arms towards her Tyrant.

CRASH!

A fierce impact caused the air to tremble. Despite the massive size of the War Hammer, it was stopped in place by a single tentacle. Like a needle, it pushed at the very center of the blunt weapon, stopping it completely.

"Listen to others while they are talking, you brat! What happened to all your manners!"

The headgear Fluffy wore slid down and covered her face like a visor. All the exposed parts of her body also sealed themselves. From a seductive hoodlum, the wolf woman transformed into a regal knight encased in black armor.

"I left them all in the toilet along with all my shame!" Fluffy pulled her weapon back and slammed it behind her. Using it as a base, she lifted her body and sent a full-powered kick toward Elian side.

Like thunder, a violent sound rang out into the sky, yet Elian didn’t even move a single millimeter from where he stood. Twisting her body, Fluffy stomped on Elian using both her feet like a drill, yet the result remained the same.

"Tsk! Monstrous bastard! Girls!"

In the next moment, the women kneeling all vanished.

"What?"

A disgusting damp feeling came from Elian’s feet. He looked down and saw Living Metal on the ground. But the fluid wasn’t part of Golem Lake and didn’t follow his commands. The rogue material secured him in place like a Velcro strip.

Before the Tyrant could even make sense of it, he felt the feet stuck on his torso turn sharp like a blade. Within the same second, Fluffy absorbed her hammer and created a wide circular plate and held it against her head.

"Get rekt, Elian!" she scoffed.

Faster than even sound, the air screamed. Two powerful war hammers slammed into Fluffy’s plate. The kinetic energy traveled along her body into her pointed legs. Like a makeshift chisel, the pinpoint blow did the unthinkable!

Crack.

The silver armor Elian wore cracked. Fissures appeared and ran along the armor. Like an eggshell on the verge of shattering, the pieces barely held on. But that was not the only thing that occurred. All of a sudden, the thing keeping him in place vanished.

"Crap!"

Elian’s feet lost all friction with the floor and began to slide.

Twak! Twak!

Two more blows struck Fluffy’s body. However, unlike before, the force did not concentrate into a single point; instead, she spread it over a wider area by blunting her feet. The outcome was a powerful impact that sent Elian flying.

"ARGHHH!!!"

Barely a minute passed since Fluffy swung her hammer for the first time. Yet the number of maneuvers and changes she and her girls executed was more than a dozen. Although Elian was stronger, right now, he was thrown in the air hurtling like a baseball in a home run.

Unwilling to just take a one-sided beating, Elian sent his tentacles down. He intended to use them as anchors to regain his footing. However, what happened next left him dumbfounded.

The chainsaw tentacles raced to the ground. But seconds before they could pierce the ground, rogue Living Metal burst from the ground and wrapped around them like clay. The sharp edges that should have secured themselves were all blunted.

Instead, his chainsaws turned into what felt like marshmallows trying to stab the ground. They merely bounced and lost all traction despite the kinetic energy they once contained.

This cunning brat.

This was not the first time Elian had dueled with Fluffy. In terms of battlefield control, she had been several leagues more proficient than he. Her efforts prevented Elian from gaining any traction; thus, he still flew through the air, weightless.

Even as his eyesight spun, Elian saw Fluffy and her group race alongside him. They had war hammers at the ready; Fluffy even began to turn hers silver as they moved.

"As if this is all it takes to stop me! Charade, Golem."

Abandoning his lightweight combat form, Elian’s body suddenly grew in mass and crashed into the ground. As the rogue fluids beneath him removed all friction, he still slid about. But stabbing Pile Revolver into the ground caused the fluid to give way.

Ha! Fluffy knows what grabbing Pile Revolver would do!

Using the giant nail as a brake, Elian willed all his turbines to come alive. Sucking up air in frightening amounts, they blasted a mixture of Cinderglass and molten ore behind him. The sudden thrust negated all the momentum he had before and exceeded it.

Bracing his body, Elian lowered his head and counterattacked for the first time. Bayonet, the large saber on his head, turned hot as it ripped through the air.

"Tsk! Cheate—ugh!"

Fluffy grunted as the sudden rush caught her off guard. Though she barely avoided getting impaled by Bayonet, the rest of her body couldn’t get out of the way fast enough. Like a freight train, Elian’s heavy frame slammed into her body.

"Big sis!" x3

Two of the women swung their war maces low. While one twisted her upper body, preparing for a massive swing. All three counterattacked as Fluffy got out of the way.

Both of Elian’s legs were smashed, but he didn’t budge. The final girl put all her might into her attack. It slammed into the Tyrant’s face. The force was so powerful that Elian’s head exploded. But rather than stopping, Elian’s shoulder panels opened in the next second. 𝚏𝗿𝗲𝐞𝐰𝚎𝕓𝐧𝚘𝘃𝗲𝐥.𝐜𝚘𝕞

"Blockbuster." He called out with mana.

A thunderous barrage of detonations echoed. The four women were pelted by onyx projectiles at supersonic speeds at near point-blank range. The result? A devastation so thorough that Fluffy and her girls all turned into vapor.

Yet when the smoke cleared. It was not the wall armor Elian who remained. It was the human version. In his hands were four beaten-up golden cores.

"Have you settled down yet, you brat?"

Elian threw the cores into Golem Lake, and within seconds, Fluffy and her allies all rose back up in near-perfect condition.

"Haha! I was so close! I already decapitated you. That was my win!"

"Since when did getting your head blown off matter? I had your cores in my hand. It’s your loss! You need more training."

"Screw that! Training is boring as hell!"

Despite nearly killing each other, Fluffy threw her arms around Elian and hugged him. Elian returned Fluffy’s embrace and smiled.

"I’m back, Fluffy. Miss me?"

The wolf girl nodded meekly and murmured, "Yeah, I did. Take me with you next time."

"Haha, okay. Only if Bianca agrees."

"Ehh? That’s cheating!"