My System Forces Me to Live off Women-Chapter 245 - 218: A Unique Apology

Wu Wenyue anxiously knocked on the door for half a minute outside, and then the sound of the toilet flush and Li Peifeng's voice rang out: "Alright, I have a bit of diarrhea and I'm just putting on my pants, don't push the door anymore, or you'll break it."

"Oh, you scared me to death."

Outside the door, Wu Wenyue felt relieved, but Li Peifeng's brand-new heart was still thumping wildly.

He really hadn't expected to draw the steel heart, nor anticipated the intense pain of the transformation. During the half-minute process, it felt like his heart had stopped for half a minute, and Li Peifeng kept clutching his chest with a contorted face, unable to utter a single word.

If he hadn't taken the Peiyuan Pill earlier, keeping a warm flow steady inside him, Li Peifeng felt he might really have fainted from the pain.

But after the transformation was complete, the pain dissipated, the steel heart started working, and the effects were immediate.

The strength, the kind that feels like it could punch through a concrete wall!

[(Transformation) Steel Heart; a bionic organ cultivated using biological planting technology from the BC23 technological dimension. After transformation, the probability of heart-related diseases drops to zero, the chance of heart damage from external impacts decreases, and relative to the original heart, the blood pumping, endocrine, and other functional performance improve by 430%, significantly enhancing physical quality, effectively resisting the decline of body functions, and increasing human lifespan by 22%. Additionally, according to the latest research, post-transformation provides some people with enhanced willpower, stress resistance as a hidden effect, suggesting introduction of a no-interest loan policy alongside liver and gallbladder transformation to promote national adoption…]

"We have a heart as strong as steel, yet in facing life, it hasn't made us more resilient and tolerant, facing love, it still beats wildly, clueless."

"Click."

Li Peifeng opened the door and stepped out, Wu Wenyue was at the entrance, immediately asking: "Is it because the seafood wasn't fresh? Do you need to go to the hospital? The way you were yelling just now sounded like a heart attack, like you were about to drop dead, should I buy you some medicine..."

Is this the taste of concern and unease?

"It's fine, it'll be okay once it's out, no need to buy me medicine."

Li Peifeng's nostrils flared slightly, he pulled out a pill bottle from his pocket, shook it slightly, and broke into a relaxed smile: "But you, Wenyue, you're the one who needs to take medicine!"

Wu Wenyue looked surprised: "This medicine, you just… pulled it out?"

"...Enough talk, just take it when I tell you to!"

Wu Wenyue was very obedient, or perhaps it was her unconditional trust in Li Peifeng that made her swallow this 'health supplement' which had no information on production date or ingredient list.

"How do you feel?" Li Peifeng asked with some anxiety.

"So hot~" Wu Wenyue's face turned slightly red, with a faint sweat on her forehead, her expression very tense: "What exactly did you give me? Hope it's not something like I Love Wild Dog or Beauty Smile Dispersal, right?"

For some reason, when Wu Wenyue mentioned these medicine names, she didn't seem too scared, but rather a bit expectant, what's going on?!

Li Peifeng smiled: "What does it matter what the medicine is, as long as it's good for your condition, come on, while the medicine is effective, let me give you a massage, your back should heal faster."

"Okay."

The two entered the bedroom, Wu Wenyue skillfully climbed onto the bed, and Li Peifeng also skillfully straddled onto her buttocks...

"How's this pressure?"

"Keep it like that."

Massage, press lightly...

Though they sound pretty similar, their meanings are worlds apart. In the first twenty minutes, Li Peifeng was still focused on massaging, but after twenty minutes, Wu Wenyue's noises weren't quite right, the scent emanating from her body wasn't quite right either, and aided by his keen sense of smell, Li Peifeng vaguely understood Wu Wenyue's state.

And this seriously affected his mood for massaging!

"Can you be normal? I'm treating you, if I don't do it right, how will you handle arbitration tomorrow?"

Wu Wenyue's face was as red as if she'd drunk a pound of white liquor, she pursed her lips: "That damn medicine you gave me made me feel so hot, you definitely did something to me."

"Nonsense."

Li Peifeng snorted, simply climbed on her, sniffing beside her ear.

It was a scent similar to locust flowers, purely sweet and intense, very alluring, making him want to keep smelling it.

"Manning should be back in half an hour."

Wu Wenyue seemed to be reminding him of something: "If you're... massaging, do it quickly."

"I'm not massaging anymore."

Li Peifeng whispered: "Tell me! Are you in heat?"

"I..."

Wu Wenyue felt a little shy and angry but quickly suppressed it, acting very decisively: "This general wants to ride a horse, quickly bring my BMW over!"

"I'll ride you first then we'll talk!"

…

In the twenty-plus minutes after drawing the [Harmony Skill of Yin and Yang of the Dragon and Jade Girl], Li Peifeng had a chance to experiment with the technique, and the results were proven excellent! Especially when paired with his Ruyi Golden Cudgel, this divine weapon, Wu Wenyue fell back step by step.

Normally she could at least spar with Li Peifeng for two hours, but now she couldn't even last thirty minutes, surrendering three minutes before Xu Manning got home, and headed to the bathroom for a shower.

Li Peifeng, slightly dejected, actually felt the mood of Invincible Warrior.

"Ah! Bound by all the women, this big stick is useless, is it not a tragedy?!"

"Lonely, so lonely~"

"Click~"

Li Peifeng was feeling lonely when the door opened. Xu Manning walked in wearing a white blazer suit. Seeing Li Peifeng wasn't surprising, she nodded slightly as a greeting: "Have you eaten? Hurry up and cook something for me, I didn't have enough for dinner."

Li Peifeng glanced at the bathroom, where the sound of running water was constant. He estimated that Wu Wenyue wouldn't be done for another ten minutes. So he grabbed Xu Manning with one hand and picked up a travel bag with the other, heading to the master bedroom.

Having just gained martial prowess and holding a sharp blade, Li Peifeng's murderous intent arose.

"What are you doing?"

"I'm going to cook for you."

"Why would you cook in the bedroom?" Xu Manning said, both angry and amused. "Let go of me, she's still showering."

"Isn't that perfect?"

Li Peifeng said seriously, "I'll cook just for you, not for her. Let her be envious. Who told her to delete your files?"

"Nonsense, you promised to help me vent my anger, and this is how you do it?"

"This is the best revenge!"

Half willingly, half reluctantly, Xu Manning followed Li Peifeng into the master bedroom. He immediately opened the backpack and took out a set of black heroine costumes: "Put it on, hurry up."

"What's wrong with you?!" Xu Manning was torn between crying and laughing. "I just got off work, I don't have time to play this with you..."

"Silence, vile creature, I need your help to cultivate! Wouldn't it be wonderful for you to also enjoy the pleasures of the human world?"

She refused to change, so the decisive Li Peifeng helped her with it.

By 7:15, Wu Wenyue came out of the bathroom wrapped in a large towel. Before she reached the master bedroom door, she heard the two's bizarre conversation!

"You... vile scoundrel, how dare you humiliate me like this, I, I shall never coexist with you."

"Kekeke, Xu the Heroine, don't scream. Even if you scream until your throat is raw, no one will come to save you!"

"Raw throat, raw throat~"

Goddamn it...

Wu Wenyue gritted her teeth and quickly stepped to the door, twisting the door handle.

The door wasn't locked, and it opened smoothly. Wu Wenyue shouted angrily, "Stop!"

"Li Peifeng, you bastard, you promised to help me teach her a lesson, and this is how you do it?"

Li Peifeng nodded solemnly, "This educational method is the most magnificent. Believe it or not, whatever I ask her to do now, she does it, she's extremely obedient."

"Close the door." Xu Manning was too embarrassed. "Get out, close your eyes, you are not allowed to look at us!"

"Dare to defy me?"

Li Peifeng was furious. Following the Yin-Yang Harmony Skill of the Dragon Maiden, he exerted a long-lost ultimate technique: "Tell Wenyue you're sorry! Apologize!"

"I won't..."

"Say it! Say you're sorry."

"Ah, Yueyue, I'm sorry, I truly..." As Xu Manning spoke, tears started to roll down her cheeks. She was sobbing uncontrollably: "It's too much. You jerk, forcing someone to apologize like this..."

Li Peifeng gently comforted her, "Be good, an apology like this, which holds nothing back, is the only sincere one."

"You, you guys... I can't deal with this anymore!"

Wu Wenyue was trembling in anger, cold sweat rolling off her, and she turned to leave. But Li Peifeng acted quickly and pulled her back, locking the door behind them.

"Where does Grand General Wu think she's going? Deserting the battlefield is a capital offense, quickly, armor up and mount your horse!"

"Li Peifeng, damn you. I'll fight you till the end for playing me like this..."

Wu Wenyue launched a berserk boxing attack, but Li Peifeng held her tight, rendering her unable to use even a fraction of her strength. He called out to Xu Manning, "Quick, armor Grand General Wu, I won't win unjustly!"

"Get lost." Xu Manning was weak and unwilling to cooperate, but when she heard Li Peifeng's next words: "Don't you want her to apologize to you? I can also make her kneel and apologize to you."

Upon hearing this, Xu Manning's spirits lifted instantly. Yes, I can't be the only one to lose face, this is the perfect opportunity for revenge!

With that, Miss Xu got up, pulled out the armor from the luggage, and put it on Wu Wenyue. She said fiercely, "Grand General Wu, right? Today I'll make you the disgraced general!"

"Let me go, I'm not putting it on!" Wu Wenyue looked terrified, struggling with great effort, and shouting loudly. Li Peifeng, finding it annoying, silenced her directly with his mouth.

"Are you going to parade around naked? Are you planning to be indecent?"

That night, Li Peifeng was wildly unstoppable.

Wu Wenyue and Xu Manning were responsible for the chaos, while he was in charge of the havoc.