My Scumbag System-Chapter 322: The Room Where It Happens [2/2]

Julian’s face went through several expressions in rapid succession. Shock. Confusion. A brief flash of hope. Then calculation.

"Take Monica," he said quickly. Too quickly. "She’s been a liability since the incident. Traumatized. Can barely hold her weapon anymore. But Celeste stays. She’s the VHC legacy. The President’s sister. She’s too valuable to—"

"You want me to take the girl you used as a meat shield?"

Julian flinched.

"That’s not doing me a favor, Julian. That’s doing you one. Monica saw everything. Monica knows exactly what you did. Every time she looks at you, she remembers. Getting rid of her solves your problem, not mine."

"Then what—"

"No." I leaned forward, elbows on my knees. "Monica is non-negotiable. I’m taking her because she deserves better than you. She deserves a guild that won’t throw her to the wolves the moment things get hard."

Julian’s mouth opened and closed. No sound came out.

"And I’m taking Celeste."

Petrova moved like a striking snake, crossing the room in three steps to loom over me. Her crystalline Aspect flickered at her fingertips, razor-sharp ice forming and dissolving in rapid cycles.

"Do you have any idea who you’re dealing with?" she hissed. "Celeste Vance is under the direct protection of the VHC President. Her sister will destroy you. She will destroy your guild. She will burn everything you’ve ever loved to the ground and salt the earth behind her."

"Probably."

"Then why—"

"Because I have a team member named Noah Gray who keeps sneaking out at night to clean Celeste’s room."

Petrova blinked.

Julian stared.

The words hung in the air, so unexpected that they short-circuited whatever response either of them had prepared.

"Noah is Celeste’s bodyguard," I continued, my voice returning to its casual cadence. "Officially assigned by President Vance herself. But Noah’s current arrangement requires her to split time between Onyx House and the Sentinel dorms. It’s inefficient. It’s a security risk. She’s exhausted. And when Noah is exhausted, she makes mistakes. And when she makes mistakes, Celeste’s safety is compromised."

I spread my hands, the picture of reasonableness.

"If Celeste transfers to Onyx House, Noah can do her job properly. She gets more sleep. My team functions better. Everyone wins. It’s purely logistical."

The silence that followed was almost beautiful.

Julian looked at Petrova. Petrova looked at Julian. Neither seemed to know what to do with an explanation so mundane, so practical, that it defied their expectations of manipulation and scheming.

"You want the President’s sister," Julian said slowly, "because of... logistics?"

"What else would it be?"

"I don’t know, maybe adding another conquest to your collection? Another trophy for your bed?"

I laughed. "Julian, you really think too small. If I wanted to seduce Celeste Vance, I could do it from across the Atoll. Geography isn’t the limiting factor here." I shrugged. "Besides, have you seen my current situation? I’ve got more romantic complications than a soap opera. The last thing I need is another woman in my life."

It was a blatant lie. Well, mostly a lie. The part about romantic complications was unfortunately accurate.

But the beautiful thing about lies is that they don’t need to be believed. They just need to be plausible.

And "my bodyguard needs more sleep" was exactly plausible enough to be disarming.

Petrova’s expression remained glacial, but I caught the slight relaxation in her shoulders. The threat assessment downgrading from "immediate danger" to "merely problematic."

"This is absurd," she said finally. "Even if we agreed, President Vance would never—"

"President Vance personally thanked me for saving her sister’s life. She bowed to my mother. She placed my hospital room under her protection." I checked my watch. "I think she might be open to the idea of putting Celeste in a guild that actually keeps her safe."

The clock on the wall ticked loudly in the silence.

Julian’s hands were shaking now. The tremors he’d been hiding so well had finally broken through.

"If we agree," he said carefully, "this goes away? The footage. The truth. All of it?"

"The footage gets locked in my personal archives. Never released, never referenced, never used against you." I held his gaze. "As long as you keep your end of the deal."

"And if I don’t?"

I smiled.

"Then the footage releases automatically. And I have to explain to President Vance exactly how her beloved little sister ended up facing an A-Rank Anomaly with nothing but a coward for protection."

Julian went white.

"Your choice," I said. "Hero or coward? The inquiry starts in five minutes."

The clock continued its merciless countdown.

Petrova looked at Julian. Julian looked at the floor. The weight of his entire future pressed down on his shoulders, visible in the hunch of his spine and the tremor in his jaw.

"Fine," Petrova said at last. "Monica Li and Celeste Vance. Transferred to the Onyx Hounds, effective immediately."

"Excellent."

"But know this, Nakano." She stepped closer, her voice dropping to a dangerous whisper. "You are making enemies you cannot handle. The powers you’re playing with have crushed men far more impressive than you."

"Probably."

"This isn’t over."

"It never is."

I stood, ignoring the protest from my ribs, and extended my hand to Julian.

He stared at it like I was offering him a live grenade.

"Shake my hand, Julian. Let’s make history together."

His palm was damp when it met mine. Clammy. The handshake of a man who knew he’d been beaten but couldn’t quite accept it yet.

I held the grip a moment longer than necessary. Let him feel the strength in my fingers despite my injuries. Let him understand that the wounded animal he’d dismissed as beneath his notice had just taken a bite out of his empire.

"Pleasure doing business with you."

I released his hand and walked to the door.

The door closed behind me.

In the hallway, I let out a breath I hadn’t realized I’d been holding. The adrenaline that had kept me sharp during the negotiation crashed all at once, leaving my hands trembling and my ribs screaming.

But I’d done it.

Celeste Vance. Monica Von Astrom. Two new pieces on the board. 𝗳𝚛𝗲𝕖𝕨𝕖𝗯𝚗𝚘𝕧𝕖𝗹.𝗰𝗼𝕞

One traumatized support who’d seen Julian’s true face and needed somewhere safe to recover.

One ice princess with S-Rank potential and a direct line to the most powerful woman in Valoria.

The System chimed in my vision.

[HIDDEN QUEST COMPLETE: The Room Where It Happens]

[Reward: 500 SP]

[Bonus Objective Achieved: Secured transfer without revealing true intentions]

[Bonus Reward: Trait - Silver Tongue (Silver Tier)]

[Description: Your words carry weight beyond their meaning. Persuasion attempts receive a 15% success bonus. Lies become harder to detect through conventional means.]

I dismissed the notification and started walking toward the lobby where Natalia waited.

The inquiry would be a formality now. Everyone knew their roles. Julian would play the hero. I would play the modest savior. The VHC would get their clean narrative.

And the Onyx Hounds would get two new members who had absolutely no idea what they were getting into.