My Scheming Little Devil-Chapter 829: Little Bastard
Pfft... The thing in my mouth sprayed out; it felt like my throat was so spicy I could breathe fire.
"Cough cough cough... It’s mustard." Jun Shi hated spicy food the most. The overwhelming spiciness nearly made him pass out, and his mouth swelled up.
In a panic, he found some boiling water and gulped it down, finally alleviating the terrible sensation in his throat.
But his stomach started to feel strange, rumbling ominously, and he was suddenly stricken with the pain of diarrhea. Jun Shi clutched at his belly and rushed into the restroom.
After enduring agony for what seemed like ages, he emerged from the restroom, pale-faced and nearly faint.
"You little brats, there was a laxative in the water." He ground his teeth in ire.
These two detestable kids always played too many pranks; he couldn’t stand it. Jun Shi looked warily at everything in the room, not daring to touch anything carelessly again.
Suddenly, he noticed his computer on the desk, which seemed to have been tampered with.
His face turned ashen. Pranks were one thing, since they were merely annoying, but this was his computer, containing many important files. If the kids had messed it up, that would be disastrous.
Heart pounding, he rushed over and hurriedly powered it on.
The start-up screen was different from usual, featuring a cartoon animation of a giant piece of poop. Jun Shi was so infuriated he nearly smashed the computer. He restrained himself and waited for the log-in screen.
He quickly grabbed the mouse and clicked on "My Computer," only to discover that all the storage files, thousands of gigabytes, were gone.
Jun Shi’s vision darkened, and he couldn’t catch his breath, nearly fainting from fury. The rascals had formatted his computer, and all the data was lost.
"You two little bastards, I won’t let you get away with this." He roared furiously and slammed the computer shut.
But then he discovered that the mouse was somehow glued to the palm of his right hand.
He frowned, pulling at the mouse with all his might, but it wouldn’t come off. It was stuck fast with super glue and would need a professional to remove.
Jun Shi was so enraged he felt like exploding; his hair stood on end.
Did these two little bastards ever stop? He had never seen such infuriating children. He had to kick them out of the Jun family; he just had to.
Jun Shi was seething, but there was nothing he could do but find a doctor. He had heard that if the glue stayed on too long, surgery might be needed to remove it, and he didn’t want the humiliation of going to a hospital.
He quickly grabbed a long coat from the wardrobe. The sleeves were long enough to cover his hand, so that no servants would see it and he could avoid losing face. 𝑓𝓇𝘦ℯ𝘸𝘦𝑏𝓃𝑜𝘷ℯ𝑙.𝑐𝑜𝓂
After dressing, he went out to find his private doctor, and because of his hand, he had to let the driver take the wheel.
Just as he sat down, he felt something heavy in his pocket, as if something was wriggling inside.
Without thinking, his left hand reached into his pocket, and he touched a cold, slimy, elongated thing that squirmed. That feeling... Jun Shi couldn’t help but snatch it out to look—a long grass snake!!!
"You little bastards..." His roar echoed down the street, "I won’t let you off!"
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"Daddy, Mommy won a great victory for you today. How are you going to reward Mommy?" Ye Yiyi clung to the sickbed where Third Young Master Jun lay.
Third Young Master Jun’s eyes twinkled, teasingly raising an eyebrow, "Hmm, my wife is so capable, of course I must reward you well. However, monetary rewards seem too shallow to express my love. So let’s do something special. How about I give my dear wife a hundred kisses as a present, how does that sound?"
"Awesome." Ye Yiyi’s eyes glittered with the gleam of a she-wolf, "Hehe, Daddy and Mommy kissing, how embarrassing."
Ye Lu sighed.
