My Life is a literal「Life」stream!-Chapter 27: Brother Hoodlum: F*cker! Do you want to die?!!!
Fang He used a hand seal and cast an illusion spell on himself. His Daoist robe was transformed into an ordinary pair of shirt and pants, while his muscular body shrank into that of a lanky nerd. He used another hand seal and conjured up a mirror to look at his appearance.
This was the exact look of the kind of nerd who hoodlums loved to bully.
Fang He thought, if that guy is really a powerful cultivator, then he should be able to beat up these fellows, but would not kill them so that he would not blow his cover. Once he uses Qi energy on them, I’ll definitely be able to tell whether he’s weaker than me or stronger.
Fang He was not a guy that would go crazy and lose his reasoning over some p*ssy.
He was someone who would run when it was time to run!
He descended from his flying sword and made it turn invisible as he began to walk the streets looking for hoodlums.
He walked around dark alleys where bad eggs were wont to gather around smoking and harassing girls, but found no one.
"How odd." Fang He scratched his chin.
The last time he was in a mortal university was about a thirty years ago and merely walking around in dark corners would get one beaten up by young university bros trying to be cool thugs.
Where were all those university bros now?
"Aiyah... If only my Illusory Arts were strong enough to turn me into a woman." Fang He lamented. There was no way the hoodlums would avoid a cute girl, right?
In an alley, he saw a bunch of jacked guys and pretty girls gathered together and laughing over cigarettes and his eyes shone. "Jackpot!"
He walked over swiftly and quickly caught their attention.
"Hey! Where do you think you’re going, punk?"
The most muscular guy flexed his bulging biceps.
Another nodded his head. "Yeah, this is our street. Get the hell out of here before these brothers help you get a plastic surgery!"
"Eh? Isn’t a road free government property? The street is free for all so I have the right to pass!" Fang He smiled inwardly.
Surely I’ve successfully annoyed them!
The hoodlums looked at one another and frowned. Other nerds would have apologized by now and tried to leave, allowing them to beat him up and take his phone and wallet.
This guy dared stood his ground and demanded to pass!
This meant that he had a faction of some kind backing him!
Backers meant trouble, and these hoodlums were just small fry going through their rebellious phase. After all, once they graduate and leave school, would they not all end up as a random neighbor, Uncle Zhang or Uncle Wang?
They did not want any trouble!
"Tsk. You’re lucky that these brothers are in a good mood today, or else we would have definitely broken all your bones!" Brother hoodlum one shook his fist.
"Yeah, go and don’t come back!" Brother hoodlum two glared at him.
"..." Fang He was speechless.
He silently passed by the smoking hoodlums and their girlfriends who all gave him looks of disdain.
As he passed, one of the sister girlfriends whispered to a brother hoodlum. "Xue, you should have beat that guy up! He dared enter your territory just like that! What if the others start thinking you’re weak?"
She’s correct!
Beat me up!
Fang He cursed in his heart as the brother hoodlum named Xue shook his head.
"Nah, let him pass." Brother hoodlum Xue patted her head.
"....." Fang He twitched the corner of his lips and took a roundabout, heading back to the alley.
Why was it so hard to get beaten up?
If the hoodlums beat him up, then he would turn the tables and subdue them all, making them go and attack the fellow and probe the unknown fellow’s strength.
However, his plan had failed spectacularly!
"It’s all for the best, I guess?" Fang He shook his head. He had just gotten new idea at this point. If he forced them to attack that fellow whose strength was unknown, what would he do if the fellow forcibly recruited them and used them to find him?
What if they willingly went over to his side and told him that he was the mastermind behind everything?
He shook his head slightly.
That wouldn’t do.
Instead, he would agitate them against the fellow and get them to attack him of their own accord!
Fang He made another hand seal and undid the first illusion spell, before making another different hand seal and casting a new one. This time, his features changed to look like those of an average young man.
Right now, he was a spitting image of Xiao Shen!
With a smile, he brazenly walked into the alley once again, where the brother hoodlums were busy smoking, playing on their phones and chatting with the sister girlfriends. As soon as he stepped in, the brother hoodlums all jerked their heads.
"Hey! Where do you think you’re going, punk?" Brother hoodlum one frowned deeply.
"Do you want these brothers to give you a plastic surgery?!" Brother hoodlum two glared daggers at him and threatened.
"...." Fang He.
Don’t these guys have any other lines?
"F*ck you! Son of a b*tch!damn your nine generations!" He curled his lips into a broad smile and gave them the middle finger.
As for where he learnt those words and that gesture from, it was something Mu Jiaojiao would always do after they dual cultivated.
In his mind, it was an invitation to attack, and meant that she wanted another round.
Let us light a candle for poor Mu Jiaojiao...
Anyways, the hoodlums were obviously enraged as they all stood up. "Hey! Are you tired of living, punk!"
Thinking of the fun that he was about to have with a top class jade beauty made him roll his eyes in boredom. "Aiyah, let’s get this over with."
He ignored all the brother hoodlums and directly walked over to one of the sister girlfriends. He unleashed his Qi aura on them and filled their minds with his charm.
Aaah~
So handsome!
All the girls instantly felt weak in the knees just by looking at him.
"Let’s ditch these losers and go have fun somewhere else, no?" Fang He flashed the brother hoodlums an evil smirk.
Surely he had aggravated these fellows a lot by doing this!
"Definitely!" The girls all agreed simultaneously, picking up their bags and hugging him.
"...." Brother hoodlums.
F*cker! Do you want to die?!
