MTL - With So Many Vests, I Overturned In Front of the School Grass-Chapter 26
Ever since Chu Yi knew that he was staying up late every day, the two of them's school time has become a checkpoint.
As late as you want, one second of sleep is one second, and I routinely play chess with Director Zeng at the school gate every day.
There are still a few minutes before the morning self-study, and the students at the school gate are rushing in one after another, those with fried dough sticks in their mouths, those with buns in their hands, and those drinking soy milk, as if the world is ending.
Zeng Guanghong stood at the school gate and yelled: "Wake up five minutes early and you will be sleepy! Run slowly! Don't poke the soy milk straw in your throat! Violation of discipline is more important than life? You! Did you change your trouser legs? Which class? Over there Why isn’t that one wearing a school uniform and top! Cut your hair quickly! Who told you to put on lipstick? Take off that stuff on your ears! It’s better to study than to be beautiful!”
"Director Zeng is so energetic every day." He Yu yawned as he entered the school gate hand in hand with Chu Yi.
Zeng Guanghong's ears were erect like antennas, he turned his head in an instant, and routinely caught the two of them at least once a day.
"Chu Yi! He—" Zeng Guanghong paused, and pushed his glasses, not sure if the student in front of him who scratched his hair and threw away his glasses, who didn't look like a good boy at first glance, was the honest one.
The atmosphere was choked for a moment, many students around looked over and whispered, Zeng Guanghong was angry and pointed at Chu Yi: "It's fine to have a puppy love! You still cheat! You don't learn well at a young age!"
Chu Yi put his arms around He Yu, put his chin on his head, and smiled lazily: "Director Zeng, look carefully, did I cheat?"
He Yu was hugged, and with great effort he took his hand out of Chu Yi's hand, raised it up, and said honestly, "Reporting Director, I am He Yu."
However, this hairstyle, this face and the radian of the corners of the mouth make people not be able to associate with honesty, but more like deliberately irritating people.
Before Zeng Guanghong could retract his hand, he opened his mouth in surprise when he heard this, and looked at him with a frown. He was still for more than ten seconds.
Just when He Yu thought Director Zeng finally had nothing to say, Zeng Guanghong suddenly turned his gun and pointed at him and shouted, "He Yu! Who told you to grab your hair! Come and sign!"
He Yu scratched his hair innocently. He didn't use hairspray at all, because it was soft so it was easy to stroke upwards to hold it in place.
Brother Yu was innocent because of this Langsou hairstyle.
"What's the matter with grabbing hair?" Chu Yi hugged him and walked towards the teaching building, snorting, "You can grab it if you like. The school rules don't allow dyeing and perming, and I didn't say that grabbing is not allowed."
Zeng Guanghong had a bunch of discipline-violating students in his hands, and he didn't have time to run over to catch these two little **** who refused to change.
"No problem," Chu Yi waved his back to him, "I'll ask Xin Tao to bring it to you at noon."
"Don't ask for a ghostwriter!!"
Zeng Guanghong's roar was blocked by Chu Yi's light laugh, and the two walked to the classroom together.
The passing students whispered with different expressions.
"Damn! What a shame! Why does he look like this!"
"I'm **** blind! My male **** is not blind, I am blind, I am blind!!"
"Did he always pretend in the past? Is it popular to pretend like this now? Can I look good if I pretend for a semester?"
"Wake up, she's always pretty!"
"This... so handsome, he is an Omega, right? What's the use of being so handsome! Will you give our weak chicken Alpha a way to live!"
"Looking at his height, he's an Omega. He's so short, he can't be an Alpha. But he's really handsome. If he's a little taller, I don't mind having a love affair with him..."
…
He Yu closed his ears.
Brother Yu is not happy anymore.
What's wrong with being short? Shortness is a man's justice. Besides, a male Omega of 175 is not too short, isn't it?
Okay, it's a bit short, but brother Yu is full of momentum.
He Yu searched for love for a while, and thought he was really handsome.
The early self-study has already started, and the class is still chaotic.
He Yu and Chu Yi walked in, and someone yelled, "Here we are!" The whole class fell silent for a few seconds, and after being glanced at by Chu Yi, they immediately turned their heads, as if nothing had happened Keep doing what you should do.
But He Yu still heard the topic of discussion of this group of people - He Yu has become handsome!
Brother Yu hasn't become handsome, Brother Yu has always looked like this, but he covered his face before, and the children calmed down. He Yu answered them from the bottom of his heart.
The two of them were surrounded by members of Big A's Happiness House as soon as they sat down on their seats through the eye-sight.
Li Jinhang sat in the front seat of He Yu and twisted his body to stare at them. Xin Tao sat on Li Jinhang's table and looked at them with interest. Cheng Haoyan was standing in the aisle with his mobile phone, busy.
"Say!" Li Jinhang stared at them, "What's the matter with you two, why are you so many little secrets, are you brothers, why did you get plastic surgery—"
Just as He Yu wanted to explain, when he heard the last sentence, he almost laughed and recited it.
Chu Yi looked at Li Jinhang as if looking at a single-celled creature, and his tone was kind to a mentally retarded creature: "Doesn't it need to be hospitalized for plastic surgery?"
I was stunned by Li Jinhang's question, and after two seconds I slapped my thigh: "That's right! When did you live in the hospital? It's not interesting enough not to tell the brothers about such a big matter!"
Chu Yi burst into laughter, then sighed with emotion, pulled He Yu's arm, put his chin on his arm, raised his eyelids and asked lazily: "Hang'er, when did you come out of the mental hospital? Too many times."
Xin Tao pressed Li Jinhang, who was running the train with his mouth full and still felt that he hadn't lost, and asked the first normal question in this conversation.
"He Yu works in a bar?"
"Yeah," He Yu nodded, rubbed his stomach, and laughed until tears came out, "Security personnel, keep it secret for me."
"It must be kept secret," Xin Tao gave them a thumbs up and shook his head, "I won't watch this year's Oscars without you two.
Chu Yi covered his finger with a pen and pushed in He Yu's direction: "You can read it without me, and don't read it without him."
Xin Tao was stunned for a moment and understood, he gave a fuck, and while laughing, dragged the bewildered Li Jinhang back.
He lied to Chu Yi, but Chu Yi still hasn't responded, there must be something wrong. His brother may have fallen. congratulations.
He Yu turned his head to look at Chu Yi, and Chu Yi also looked at him: "Why, do you want to go to the Oscars with me?"
"No, no," He Yu sneered, "It's all agreed to stop acting, be honest with each other, it's agreed."
"What are you talking about?" Li Jinhang looked around angrily, feeling that he was the only one kept in the dark, and even Cheng Haoyan, who was picking up his phone, had a face of "I understand". Say? Are we still brothers? Let’s go up the mountain of swords and down the sea of fire together—”
"Your IQ can't understand." Xin Tao sat back in his seat, took out a bag of dried strawberries and fished the dog, "Come back, call father and I will tell you."
Before leaving, Li Jinhang did not forget to drag Cheng Haoyan, who was tinkering with the mobile phone, with him, snatched the dried strawberries from Xin Tao's hand, poured them all into his mouth, and said, "Quickly explain it clearly to Dad."
"He Yu, opened a bar." Xin Tao smiled and patted the dog's head. "He is actually rich, but in order to be with Chu Yi, he pretends to be poor and ugly."
"It sounds a little romantic," Li Jinhang nodded, "And then? What are you laughing at?"
He Yu laughed so hard that he couldn't get up on the table, Chu Yi next to him also laughed, and the two looked at each other, unable to stop at all.
It's just that He Yu laughed until his whole body vibrated irregularly, Chu Yi was much more refined, but the corners of his mouth were raised high.
"We laughed that the two of them finally opened their hearts together." Xin Tao said.
"It's not easy," Li Jinhang agreed, "Then we won't need money to go to the bar to drink?"
"You have to ask He Yu." Xin Tao said along, with smiles in his eyes.
"Forget it," Li Jinhang said with principle, "I can't let my brother lose money, it's not bad."
"Hang'er is an honest man." He Yu moved to the side, put his arm on Chu Yi's, and whispered.
"He has always been so simple and honest." Chu Yi also whispered.
When He Yu heard this, he lay on the table clutching his stomach, laughing until he twitched.
When the class bell rang, head teacher Yang Zenghe walked in with a book, with a semi-permanent and kind smile on his face.
"Hello students."
"Old~teacher~good~~~"
"Let's talk about yesterday's homework today. Everyone should write it down. The last big question is a bit difficult. Let's talk about it in detail next class..."
He Yu fell asleep at the same pace as Buddhist Lao Yang, but the reality was cruel, the phone turned on as soon as he lay down.
Yuan Zuzong: Damn He Dayu, you are very arrogant today! I have a face!
Yuan Zuzong: link.
He Yu clicked on the link while replying "Someday I won't be arrogant",
What was thought to be an indescribable small website turned out to be a forum post.
He Yu's subway grandpa looks at his phone.jpg
I've got my pants off. Can you show me this?
I was just about to return when I saw the title.
"Shocking!! Chu Yi's boyfriend lifted the veil, and Cinderella is finally in the past. Is she born beautiful or is she covering up the plastic surgery process???"
God **** it covered up the plastic surgery process, the person who posted the post is probably from the same mental hospital as Hang'er, the brain circuits are strikingly similar.
Brother Yu didn't have plastic surgery, Brother Yu is naturally handsome.
The floor below was built like crazy, and it took only half an hour since posting the post, and it was directly hot.
Below are a few candid photos of him and Chu Yi.
In the photo, two people were talking, and Chu Yi habitually put his shoulders on his shoulders when he was walking, looking down at him.
Alpha's appearance has no dead ends, and the Omega after dressing up is not bad. He is looking up and talking to Chu Yi. When he smiles, he is sunny and healthy, with a natural smile on his face that he has never noticed before, comfortable and comfortable. Relax.
Occupational diseases made him good at communication but not good at heart-to-heart. He habitually considers who he gets along with, not to cooperate with the other party, but to put a distance to make himself relaxed.
But when getting along with Chu Yi, especially after opening his heart, he does everything freely and naturally, without any burden.
For the first time, He Yu knew that besides Yuan Li, he could smile so easily in front of other people.
In the photo, Chu Yi tilted his head and listened carefully, with slightly curved lips.
He Yu felt that he might not have woken up, but he could see a vague... like it from Chu Yi's side face?
impossible.
He Yu silently attributed this to the fact that his play was in place, and then clicked save without hesitation before starting to read.
1L: Pictures, pictures, pictures…
2L: Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fl
3L: I apologize for what I said earlier that this handsome guy is not good enough for Chu Yi! sorry! You two are so compatible! Let's stay together and leave me alone! !
4L: Plastic surgery, uglier than one.
5L: Upstairs is insane. He Yu and I are in the same class. I have seen it up close. Even if your family has plastic surgery, it is impossible for him to do it.
6L: +1. do not talk! I want to chase him, brother **** me! I can be the next one, Brother Yu will **** me! Chu Yi draws his sword!
7L: Wake up upstairs, you are Alpha, and you can't beat Chu Yi.
8L: Ask in a low voice, can the three of you live together... I can cook, wash dishes and tidy up the house...
9L: Is the upstairs crazy? ! Four people are better off! Take me a ball~
10L: So handsome, a cute and handsome guy, I can do A or O! He smiles so healthy~~~ Are there stars in his eyes~~~
11L: Back upstairs, yes! I planted it! It's all mine!
…
He Yu didn't look down. He couldn't stand the chatting style full of pink bubbles on the screen. Brother Yu was a mature man, and the conversations of children couldn't catch Brother Yu's attention.
Yuan Zuzong: What's the matter, what's the matter, you and Chu Yi confessed and were lenient?
He Yuban typed with his eyes open.
He Zuizui: Yesterday at work, Chu Yi went to OTE for a drink and bumped into each other.
Yuan Zuzong: I have a big grass!
Yuan Zuzong: He didn't get angry with you?
He Yu recalled that although Chu Yi said that he was angry, he didn't show any displeasure at all, and he was very considerate to accompany him to work overtime...
He Zuizui: No, alas, who made my boyfriend spoil me. I don't mean to show off.jpg
Yuan Zuzong: Something is wrong.
He Yu raised his eyebrows.
He Zuizui: What's wrong?
Yuan Zuzong: You two are not right.
Yuan Zuzong: If something happens, something big will happen, I will pinch your fingers and count your red luan star!
He Yu laughed twice, put down the phone and closed his eyes peacefully.
Move, move, as long as the opponent is Chu Yi who moves casually, he will be considered an idiot if he resists.
"This question..." Lao Yang asked halfway through the question, hesitatingly drew his hand in mid-air for a long time, and finally pointed back, "Chu Yi, come and answer."
He Yu suddenly opened his eyes and tilted his head. Chu Yi was helping him copy the English homework for the next class. There was not even a math notebook on the desktop, let alone knowing which question Lao Yang was asking.
He suddenly looked at Li Jinhang on the other side of the aisle. Li Jinhang shook his head and looked at Xin Tao when he received his eyes. Yu Lingwu also turned around abruptly, and said quickly in a low voice, "The third question is the second question."
As he spoke, he pushed his papers to the middle—the papers and workbooks on his desk were all pillows, so they were not placed on the table.
Chu Yi stood up, glanced at the question casually, and answered it on the spot.
He Yu breathed a sigh of relief.
"Okay, very good," Lao Yang wrote the steps that Chu Yi said on the blackboard, "Please sit down, students, let us review the steps of solving the problem..."
After sitting down, Chu Yi tilted his head and asked him, "Why don't you sleep?"
"Sleep right now." He Yu whispered.
He just got down on the ground, and within a few minutes the bell rang for the end of class, half of the class rushed out, and he woke him up directly. A group of people rushed to the door and were forcibly held down by Lao Yang.
"Wait a minute, students, wait a moment, the school has a notice, I'll give it to you," Lao Yang took out a piece of paper from his pocket, pushed his glasses and began to say, "Our school's spring sports meeting is scheduled for next week. , Students who want to sign up go to the sports committee to sign up. The champion of the project will have prizes and cash rewards prepared by the school. Blindly study, but also maintain mental and spiritual health..."
It took Lao Yang five minutes to finish his speech: "The sports committee has to work harder, count the data, and send it to my office tomorrow."
He Yu withdrew his head, the sports meeting, an event that required a sense of collective honor, had nothing to do with him.
It is said that their school does not even have physical education classes, but there are sports meetings.
amazing.
What was even more amazing was that He Yu saw Li Jinhang raised his hand and said, "Got it."
Hang'er is actually a sports committee? ? ?
He Yu subconsciously looked at Chu Yi.
When Chu Yi received his gaze, he was happy, and raised his eyebrows: "We Hang'er is not worthy?"
He Yu held back his laughter, and said with a serious face, "Too worthy, very worthy."
Lao Yang left, Yao Luling walked over just after a while, looked at He Yu with a bit of fear in his eyes, and his voice was still sweet: "Chu Yi, can you post a photo of the two of you, now you are the only one on the voting website The photos in the sports school belong to two people."
Chu Yi raised his head from the paper, but didn't look at her. He tilted his head and asked He Yu softly, "Do you want to shoot?"
Ah, Chu Yi, who entered the scene gently, He Yu leaned to the side cherishingly, imitating Yao Luling's soft-spoken voice: "Let's shoot, I can do it."
"Use your mobile phone to take a picture," Chu Yi leaned back on the chair, and gently played with his fingers twice through his sleep-disturbed hair, "pass it to her."
Chu Yi didn't want to add Yao Luling's WeChat account, He Yu knew it, he was secretly happy in his heart, his face was gentle and shy, he turned on the camera and leaned towards Chu Yi with his hand held up, gentle and gentle: "Is this okay?"
Yao Luling's expression was strange: "You...don't have a beauty camera?"
"What?" He Yu raised his head, his tenderness shattered for a second, his eyebrows raised in confusion, "What face camera? Is it a software?"
Yao Luling choked, too angry to speak.
This Omega is real green tea! Want to prove to Chu Yi that he never uses a beauty camera!
He Yu looked innocent, and was stared at inexplicably.
Chu Yi knew about this camera. Jiang Yuenan always asked him to help take pictures, but he didn't either.
Yao Luling struggled to take out her mobile phone, her face turned green, she gritted her teeth and kept smiling: "Then you all lean together, and I'll take pictures for you."
Taking pictures of her rivals and loved ones, and taking pictures beautifully, Yao Luling felt that this was the darkest day in her life!
The author has something to say: The author sat on a small fork stool looking at the clouds, drank a sip of tea and said: We brother Yu really don’t know about that stuff.
He Yu: What is a beauty camera?
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